The General Wrestling Thread

[Warner2BruceTD]

https://twitter.com/SplashwaterNXT

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

He's dead in the water. Not that I liked his chances anyway.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

https://twitter.com/SplashwaterNXT

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

He's dead in the water. Not that I liked his chances anyway.

OH MY DAMN.



Double @ "Splashwater Death Machine"

[FedEx227]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JOEY....SPLASHWATER....

"Rapid Delivery" Rory Fox is spinning in his grave (probably not dead).

[SuperKevin]

WWE creative is the worst

[FedEx227]

I think the talent is allowed to come up with their own names.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

You do realize, more often than not, these guys get to choose their name?

Given, its from a CAW-level list of names, but they do choose them on some level.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

I think the talent is allowed to come up with their own names.

They are often given a list of names to choose from and they can pick one from the list.

If I'm a wrestler and I see the name JOEY SPLASHWATER...I'd be really tempted to take that name. I know its terrible, but the boys would laugh their ass off.

[FedEx227]

[Warner2BruceTD]

I think the talent is allowed to come up with their own names.

Yup.

That's not to say they can't be given something, but yeah. I know Ohno came up with his own.

[FedEx227]

They are often given a list of names to choose from and they can pick one from the list.

If I'm a wrestler and I see the name JOEY SPLASHWATER...I'd be really tempted to take that name. I know its terrible, but the boys would laugh their ass off.

Same. He's clearly just saying "Fuck it, pay me." and at least he's getting laughs and attention by being so ridiculous. Can't say it's a terrible strategy. It's not like he was going to main event WrestleMania anytime soon, though a Dolph Ziggler/Joey Splashwater Main Event is a license to print money.

[Warner2BruceTD]

The scary part of the Tony Atlas deal is that the poor girl has no idea that he's getting off on that beating.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

And just think...Bryan Danielson could have easily been Rory Peacock if not for William Regal.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

Same. He's clearly just saying "Fuck it, pay me." and at least he's getting laughs and attention by being so ridiculous. Can't say it's a terrible strategy. It's not like he was going to main event WrestleMania anytime soon, though a Dolph Ziggler/Joey Splashwater Main Event is a license to print money.

Sami Spashwater would have been tits...too bad there is already a Sami Zayn.

Spashwater Death Machine still has me laughing.

It sounds like a ride at Action Park.

The gimmick could totally get some lulz.

All he has to do is be a ridiculously terrible parody of Johnny Ace.

[FedEx227]

This guy is going to be pretty pissed:

[SuperKevin]

Kinda confused