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Absolutely brilliant promo by Cena. The segment, the match, and the PPV were dying on the vine. He adapted on the fly, went totally off course, and saved everything. Nobody gives a flying fuck about Orton, and never will. But now this PPV will do business, watch.
Daniel Bryan's shit eating grin in that segment is my moment of the year.Comment
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Bravo WWE on getting Bryan and Punk, your two best, involved in the final segment as well, and not just making it another "bunch of guys in the ring hold back people they normally would beat the fuck out of."
I was really hoping Punk would GTS HHH though.
Punk vs HBK at Wrestlemania would be wonderful.All you need to know when thinking of the NHL vs Madden series is the two people involved in making the games.
"rammer" and "cummings"
The NHL series is a giver, Madden takes the load.Comment
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THAT is what WWE does better than anybody else. Man, when something clicks like that, it's awesome.
SO MANY LAYERSComment
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So...
Orton hits Cena because he's a bitch.
Everyone splits the two up because they need to make it look like the fight can't be contained.
Orton gets fussy and wacks Punk in the face because he's dumb.
Punk, being the guy he is, takes offense to this gesture and slugs Orton.
Triple H wants this bullshit to stop so he pie-faces Punk.
Punk gets back up and wacks Triple H.
HBK sees this and Superkicks Punk to help his buddy.
Danielson sees this and Busaiku Knee's the shit out of Shawn's face to help out his buddy.
Orton goes to RKO Danielson because, again, he's being a little bitch.
Instead, Danielson is thrust face-first into Stephanie, K.O.'ing her.
Triple H loses his shit and Pedigree's Orton.
We last see a shot of Triple H, Stephanie, Libertarian Kane and Cena hovering over a confused Orton as it seems like the Authority finally have their TRUE face of the company to back.
Meanwhile, Orton looks in horror as he sees he's fucked up royally.
I like it.
I wanna see the PPV.
I also want to see the Cena/Danielson II rematch that was hinted at.
Punk/Triple H II? Not so much, but they planted seeds if Punk gets past The Shield alive.Comment
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I would love to write a column for VOW on how CM Punk and Daniel Bryan brought me back into wrestling in 2013.All you need to know when thinking of the NHL vs Madden series is the two people involved in making the games.
"rammer" and "cummings"
The NHL series is a giver, Madden takes the load.Comment
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So...
Orton hits Cena because he's a bitch.
Everyone splits the two up because they need to make it look like the fight can't be contained.
Orton gets fussy and wacks Punk in the face because he's dumb.
Punk, being the guy he is, takes offense to this gesture and slugs Orton.
Triple H wants this bullshit to stop so he pie-faces Punk.
Punk gets back up and wacks Triple H.
HBK sees this and Superkicks Punk to help his buddy.
Danielson sees this and Busaiku Knee's the shit out of Shawn's face to help out his buddy.
Orton goes to RKO Danielson because, again, he's being a little bitch.
Instead, Danielson is thrust face-first into Stephanie, K.O.'ing her.
Triple H loses his shit and Pedigree's Orton.
We last see a shot of Triple H, Stephanie, Libertarian Kane and Cena hovering over a confused Orton as it seems like the Authority finally have their TRUE face of the company to back.
Meanwhile, Orton looks in horror as he sees he's fucked up royally.
I like it.
I wanna see the PPV.
I also want to see the Cena/Danielson II rematch that was hinted at.
Punk/Triple H II? Not so much, but they planted seeds if Punk gets past The Shield alive.
Oh, and OKADA > CENAComment
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He might've been packed in the same milkcrate the Spirit Squad was shipped back to obscurity in.
Also, while Okada might be better than Cena, it's hard to pick out which move looks stupider:
The Rainmaker clothesline/lariat OR... The Five Knuckle Shuffle.
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