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  • Ravin
    Dishing the Gino's
    • Feb 2009
    • 6994

    Originally posted by JayDizzle
    Just make a triple-threat match and be FUCKING DONE WITH IT.
    John Cena vs Randy Ortons vs THE BIG SALMON!!
    All you need to know when thinking of the NHL vs Madden series is the two people involved in making the games.

    "rammer" and "cummings"

    The NHL series is a giver, Madden takes the load.

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    • JimLeavy59
      War Hero
      • May 2012
      • 7199

      Welp Cena just sold a PPV here.

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      • JayDizzle
        Let's Go All The Way...
        • Nov 2008
        • 14215

        TRUTH BOMBS ALL OVER ORTON'S FACE.

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        • JimLeavy59
          War Hero
          • May 2012
          • 7199

          Originally posted by Warner2BruceTD
          LOL @ the "OKADA > CENA" sign.

          Screen cap, please.

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          • Mogriffjr
            aka Reece
            • Apr 2009
            • 2759

            This is awesome
            Originally posted by Nick Mangold
            Wes Welker is a great player. He's really taken advantage of watching film. If we don't keep a Spy on him, he could really open the Gate.

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            • JimLeavy59
              War Hero
              • May 2012
              • 7199

              That was awesome.

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              • ThomasTomasz
                • Nov 2024

                That made a buy for this Sunday from me

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                • Warner2BruceTD
                  2011 Poster Of The Year
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 26142

                  Absolutely brilliant promo by Cena. The segment, the match, and the PPV were dying on the vine. He adapted on the fly, went totally off course, and saved everything. Nobody gives a flying fuck about Orton, and never will. But now this PPV will do business, watch.

                  Daniel Bryan's shit eating grin in that segment is my moment of the year.

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                  • Ravin
                    Dishing the Gino's
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 6994

                    Bravo WWE on getting Bryan and Punk, your two best, involved in the final segment as well, and not just making it another "bunch of guys in the ring hold back people they normally would beat the fuck out of."

                    I was really hoping Punk would GTS HHH though.

                    Punk vs HBK at Wrestlemania would be wonderful.
                    All you need to know when thinking of the NHL vs Madden series is the two people involved in making the games.

                    "rammer" and "cummings"

                    The NHL series is a giver, Madden takes the load.

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                    • Warner2BruceTD
                      2011 Poster Of The Year
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 26142

                      THAT is what WWE does better than anybody else. Man, when something clicks like that, it's awesome.

                      SO MANY LAYERS

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                      • JayDizzle
                        Let's Go All The Way...
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 14215

                        So...

                        Orton hits Cena because he's a bitch.

                        Everyone splits the two up because they need to make it look like the fight can't be contained.

                        Orton gets fussy and wacks Punk in the face because he's dumb.

                        Punk, being the guy he is, takes offense to this gesture and slugs Orton.

                        Triple H wants this bullshit to stop so he pie-faces Punk.

                        Punk gets back up and wacks Triple H.

                        HBK sees this and Superkicks Punk to help his buddy.

                        Danielson sees this and Busaiku Knee's the shit out of Shawn's face to help out his buddy.

                        Orton goes to RKO Danielson because, again, he's being a little bitch.

                        Instead, Danielson is thrust face-first into Stephanie, K.O.'ing her.

                        Triple H loses his shit and Pedigree's Orton.

                        We last see a shot of Triple H, Stephanie, Libertarian Kane and Cena hovering over a confused Orton as it seems like the Authority finally have their TRUE face of the company to back.

                        Meanwhile, Orton looks in horror as he sees he's fucked up royally.

                        I like it.

                        I wanna see the PPV.

                        I also want to see the Cena/Danielson II rematch that was hinted at.

                        Punk/Triple H II? Not so much, but they planted seeds if Punk gets past The Shield alive.

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                        • Ravin
                          Dishing the Gino's
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 6994

                          I would love to write a column for VOW on how CM Punk and Daniel Bryan brought me back into wrestling in 2013.
                          All you need to know when thinking of the NHL vs Madden series is the two people involved in making the games.

                          "rammer" and "cummings"

                          The NHL series is a giver, Madden takes the load.

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                          • Warner2BruceTD
                            2011 Poster Of The Year
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 26142

                            Originally posted by JayDizzle
                            So...

                            Orton hits Cena because he's a bitch.

                            Everyone splits the two up because they need to make it look like the fight can't be contained.

                            Orton gets fussy and wacks Punk in the face because he's dumb.

                            Punk, being the guy he is, takes offense to this gesture and slugs Orton.

                            Triple H wants this bullshit to stop so he pie-faces Punk.

                            Punk gets back up and wacks Triple H.

                            HBK sees this and Superkicks Punk to help his buddy.

                            Danielson sees this and Busaiku Knee's the shit out of Shawn's face to help out his buddy.

                            Orton goes to RKO Danielson because, again, he's being a little bitch.

                            Instead, Danielson is thrust face-first into Stephanie, K.O.'ing her.

                            Triple H loses his shit and Pedigree's Orton.

                            We last see a shot of Triple H, Stephanie, Libertarian Kane and Cena hovering over a confused Orton as it seems like the Authority finally have their TRUE face of the company to back.

                            Meanwhile, Orton looks in horror as he sees he's fucked up royally.

                            I like it.

                            I wanna see the PPV.

                            I also want to see the Cena/Danielson II rematch that was hinted at.

                            Punk/Triple H II? Not so much, but they planted seeds if Punk gets past The Shield alive.
                            But before all of that, the crowd is shitting hard on all of it while Bryan grins like a lunatic. And Cena saves it all.

                            Oh, and OKADA > CENA

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                            • BigBiss
                              Junior Member
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 1912

                              Jason Cook is on Facebook. Join Facebook to connect with Jason Cook and others you may know. Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the world more open and connected.


                              sorry raw sounds awesome but I have to share this guy, part of "TNA creative"

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                              • JayDizzle
                                Let's Go All The Way...
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 14215

                                Originally posted by Warner2BruceTD
                                But before all of that, the crowd is shitting hard on all of it while Bryan grins like a lunatic. And Cena saves it all.

                                Oh, and OKADA > CENA
                                Danielson's lucky it wasn't his birthday today.

                                He might've been packed in the same milkcrate the Spirit Squad was shipped back to obscurity in.

                                Also, while Okada might be better than Cena, it's hard to pick out which move looks stupider:

                                The Rainmaker clothesline/lariat OR... The Five Knuckle Shuffle.

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