The General Wrestling Thread

[IamMedellin]

Mamacita!!




I want her....

[SHOGUN]

~ The Samoa Joe/The Pope feud is absolute dogshit that is going nowhere. It's actually difficult to watch these two go at it every week. I think Samoa Joe has gotten fatter. Why in the hell does he have a Kato knockoff as a sidekick? And I'm still waiting for The Pope to have a really good match. I don't think I've ever seen him in a match that I thought was really good.

~ I might have said it before, but the character Bully Ray is fucking awesome. The wrestler Bully Ray is garbo.

~ Sarita/Rosita duo = dopeness. Both are really cute and can wrestle. I can't wait until they stop trying to drag Velvet Sky through shitty matches.

[JayDizzle]

All this hubbub about how HHH and Taker won't sell.

They already have the backstory of their last WM match; HHH decides that if he can't have the Big Gold Belt, he'll do what NOBODY, not even his buddy HBK, has done, and beat Taker at Wrestlemania.

Do a montage of them both training for the fight, studying tape and whatnot.

Have the song-and-dance of either of them coming out to commentate during each other's matches.

Eventually do the contract signing all under the auspices of neither of them being up to their old tricks... Taker doesn't do the lights/smoke/fire routine while making sure that HHH is in constant fear of the Deadman doing any of that shit.

Taker keeps an eye on HHH to make sure he doesn't try to get any unfair advantage before the big match.

Do one final promo dedicated to both their careers, their history between each other and what this match personally means for them.

Highlight how they aren't the same guys from the 90s and that this might be it.

Sell tickets and profit.

[IamMedellin]

~ Sarita/Rosita duo = dopeness. Both are really cute and can wrestle. I can't wait until they stop trying to drag Velvet Sky through shitty matches.

Oh Velvet

All this hubbub about how HHH and Taker won't sell.

.

who said it wont sell...It's WM28, of course it'll sell

It's just doesnt have the Dream Match appeal of Sting/Undertaker, which would be a Muchh Bigger draw IMHO for a variety of reasons, Not the Least of which is that it's Sting in WWE, he was in TNA for the past few years, he may as well have disapeared ala Saturn

[manchild24]

Oh Velvet

:jizz:

[EmpireWF]

lol - from Randy Orton's twitter:

A kid just rang our door bell and ran. He jumped in a white car. Unfortunately for him, I have 8 cameras covering every angle of my home...

Anyone identify him and u get tickets to RAW in Stl 3/14. Here's another pic

Kids pick in spoiler

 

[SuperKevin]

I hope Orton finds him and punts him.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

After HHH came to his house and fucked him up, I am sure he needed those cameras.

[SHOGUN]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRINQd599S4[/ame]

[JayDizzle]

And here I thought Punk was more into the Hardcore scene... :ionno:

[dave]

LOL. Matt Hardy is fucking lost.

Matt Hardy is the most overrated wrestler in the history of the business.
If his brother wasn't Jeff, no one would have heard of him.
When your go-to move after 15 years is raising your right arm in the air, you know you pretty much suck.
At least Hogan did his poses with some charisma.

[krulmichael]

lol - from Randy Orton's twitter:



Kids pick in spoiler

 

LMAO @ the kid looking all Mission Impossible like with his expression.

[JayDizzle]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nFiEQmprz8&feature=player_embedded"]The guy at the end shit out 2 ribs afterward[/ame]

EDIT: Kenta Kobashi ain't no joke.

[Bigpapa42]

The guy at the end shit out 2 ribs afterward

Kenta Kobayashi ain't no joke.

That's awesome.

And its "Kobashi". Kenta Kobayashi is KENTA.

[EmpireWF]

Trish Stratus is back in the fold as she'll be one of the coaches on the new Tough Enough season (debuts the night after WM).

top WM matches look like this:

Miz (c) vs. Cena
Edge (c) vs. Del Rio (possibly a 3 Way with Christian)
Undertaker vs. you know who
CM Punk vs. Orton
Lawler vs. Cole in some form