Three Worst Match of the Year contenders from this thread...
Chikara "Under the Hood":
"Delirious, Ophidian, & The Batiri vs Ultra Mantis Black, Crossbones, Blind Rage, Hallowicked, & Frightmare - FUCKING. AWFUL. -***. Just terrible. Total clusterfuck of garbage that never ended. This match felt like an hour long. Crossbones is a fat slob who can barely move. Blind Rage actually looked good after a long (like, years) hiatus. But the match was a mess. Just a long brawl, where two guys would take turns doing spots in the ring while everybody else hugged each other on the outside. I can't express in words how bad this was. HATED IT. HATED HATED HATED IT."
"Eddie Kingston vs Tim Donst for the GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP - Oh boy. Check out twitter and see what the people thought. Bad. Just bad. Kingston is fat and it showed. Blown up nearly the entire match. Not good. Donst tried. He really did. So many spots that were awkward & disjointed, which ended up turning into slap battles. No flow, they just got lost. You can always tell when it falls apart, and this fell apart. DUD"
Jeff Peterson Cup:
"Mike Cruz vs Maxwell Chicago - Cruz is a Florida indy guy who had a cup of coffee with DGUSA. Maxwell Chicago is...awful. He wears a body suit fashioned as a tuxedo, complete with bow tie. He might be better off pursuing comedy, because whatever it is he says during his matches always has the crowd laughing it up. And fwiw, he takes good bumps. Cruz hit TEN german suplexes, Eddie Guerrero style, and Chicago KICKED OUT. Lenny Leonard: "I guess we've established hat nobody is going to be beaten with a german suplex ever again". I'll say. Ridiculous spot. Cruz won it with a half crab a few minutes later. -*** for the retarded german suplex deal."