Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[Chill]

"what does mdw stand for on ya eye black"

melyssa is gonna die during child birth!

 

[Lumpkin]

"what does mdw stand for on ya eye black"

melyssa is gonna die during child birth!

Not a bad idea Chill, I do feel like smething is going to happen to the baby or melyssa

 

[packersfan4eva]

amazing updates. this is the best chise i've ever read. but damn, greg has 19 picks? why don't u turn down the interception sliders or something?

another thing. u say u fell 1 game further away from bowl eligibility. but ur now 3-7. so u can't go to a bowl game

 

[Argath]

there have been teams who have gone 5-7 and gone to a bowl game..





they just won their conference. sucks for syracuse

 

[Woy]

Well, you know 7 losses doesn't mean bowling for the Cuse.

I forgot that I won the Pitt game, lulz. I changed it now, they are now 4-6.

amazing updates. this is the best chise i've ever read. but damn, greg has 19 picks? why don't u turn down the interception sliders or something?

another thing. u say u fell 1 game further away from bowl eligibility. but ur now 3-7. so u can't go to a bowl game

Cause then I would make it too easy on myself. I put on Heisman, sliders in the CPU's favor and if I touched the interception slider you'd probably see Paulus throw for 300 yards and 4 touchdowns every game.

there have been teams who have gone 5-7 and gone to a bowl game..





they just won their conference. sucks for syracuse

North Texas and I don't know the other one.

I worded it right in the update, just had the wrong record on the top. Syracuse was 4-5 and with that loss they are now 4-6.

 

[Woy]

And I won't update again tonight, this essay is really taking a lot out of me.

If you want an update tomorrow, either: a) I get one in by the afternoon or b) the Titans kick the Steelers ass and I feel like updating. Hopefully it's the latter.

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Nice game Ethan. There's this fat kid with a unibrow at my school named Ethan.

 

[cheese2121]

Really great work on this man. I have been following for a long time and just now started posting. The writing is really good and the story-line is great.

 

[Woy]

Fuck updating, the Titans are on.

 

[Woy]

No update, obviously.

 

[Woy]

http://woysword.blogspot.com/

Started a blog, please check it out and comment if you got time.

I'll update today.

 

[Woy]

Yeah, so I hope you guys are up...cause I'll start an update now.

 

[Woy]

Surprised? Didn't Think So

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#22 Rutgers Scarlet Knights (7-2) at Syracuse Orange (4-6)

Woy's Word
I remember week one of the season against Minnesota. I remember the goosebumps running down my spine as I ran out of that tunnel. I remember the electricity of the crowd as I made catch after catch.

And now...silence. You could hear a pin drop from the other side of the stadium. Bleachers that were once full of dreams and expectations are now half-filled by alumni and parents. Fans thought this year was the year. We had seniors starting in multiple positions and an all-world recruit in myself joining this hopeful team. This would be the year we'd end the bowl drought.

And now...one more loss would keep us out of the post-season again. Despite still having a chance, we knew it - there was no hope. The fans knew it too. No buzz around campus, minimal article previewing the game...nothing. We already lost in the city's eyes.

Rutgers knew that we lost already as well. They actually garnered a louder cheer as they ran out to a half-empty Carrier Dome. Number 22 in the land and pissed off that they lost their Big East championship hopes to West Virginia last week, they were eager to lay a smackdown on our hopeless squad.

And they did. Greg Paulus looked confused (once again) out there, throwing two picks and earning a chewing out by yours truly. Kordell Young looked like Chris Johnson out there, outrunning our defense multiple times en route to a 200 yard, three touchdown game. As the clock struck zero, I heard the final score and then heard the players of the game.

...

"We fucking suck, but damnit, look at the stats I put up!"

...

Greg overheard my statement and just shook his head. Is it basketball season yet?

#22 Rutgers 42
Syracuse 10

6 catches, 166 yards, 1 TD

Author's Note: Yes, I know they aren't the Orangemen anymore, but these logos are just too sick. And I wanted to try a different style of writing with that update, just messing around with some shit.

 

[RockSteady]

So um, they're not the Orangemen anymore... Ahh, didn't have to, probably shouldn't have, but I did. Yeah, I know.

Anyway, yeah 'we', as in the 'Cuse, always seem to have pretty solid wide outs combined with shitty QBs.

 

[DoubleDeuce]

As soon as you leave the "business", you put up superb stats. Coincidence? Probably.

 

[Woy]

As soon as you leave the "business", you put up superb stats. Coincidence? Probably.

He technically hasn't gotten out of the business, lol.

I might update today.

 

[RockSteady]

By "might" you mean you will, correct?

 

[packersfan4eva]

nice update woy, lol at that update. is is basketball season yet? priceless

 

[Argath]

If only RTG had the transfer option like Madden Superstar had demand a trade. You could go to Tennessee and be apart of real life controversy

 

[Woy]

I'm not updating tonight. Went out and the buzz I'm feeling right now would not help with an update.

But I got some great news...fuck Ohio State.