Matt Ryan celebrates an easy win over the Eagles. "Fuck you, coach Dave," said the normally classy Ryan during the handshake after the game.
Falcons dine on deep-fried Eagle
Hasselbeckfan (Falcons) 31 Dave (Eagles) 14
All-Madden, 6 min
Game recap:
At one point this game was 14-14 ... oh, the memories.
Another stellar performance from Donovan McNabb - 61 yards passing and 3 INTs. To be fair, Donovan is off the hook for the third INT. The coach slipped on his controller. "If this game ever gets voice recognition, you bastards are in trouble," said coach Dave to a throng of bewildered reporters.
"He's a very sexy, charismatic guy," said reporter Erin Andrews of coach Dave. "But he's a complete fruit loop. It wouldn't surprise me if it was that perv who taped me in the hotel room."
Coach Hass' Falcons had a great passing game - something the Birds simply couldn't stop.
A great day for Brian Westbrook - 130 yards on 7 carries. Too bad it felt like the Birds were never on offence. Westbrook added 41 yards receiving to the cause.
"I am sending Titans' coach BigHerm a box of cigars," said coach Dave, after the game. "The fucking Johnson cheeser was right - why the fuck shouldn't I use Westbrook?"
In a game against Hasselbeckfan, a guy like yours truly has to stay mistake-free. Sadly, that was not the case.
Reporter Erin Andrews gave coach Dave a supportive pat on the bum, then a slap in the face.
Scouting report on Hasselbeckfan:
A) Very good on the sticks - I figured this out on the first series. He's very hands on. Frankly, I find beating guys with his hand skills and good strategy nearly impossible to beat. I need my opponent to be weak in one of the two areas - he wasn't.
B) Diverse, diverse playcaller. Uses all his receivers, runs the ball a lot.
C) Very patient in the pocket.
D) Very, very aggressive on D. Loves to blitz, always has control of the middle of the field manually. An excellent pass defender, though the third INT had nothing to do with his skills
E) Over-commits his lineman. Has to learn to stop doing that. His run D needs a lot of work. I think it's a manual player thing - they tend to over-commit and run into other players
F) Good sportsmanship. Down 31-14 I punted on a long 4th down since I had no hope of winning. With 1:24 left, Hass made the old man happy by just kneeling. Thanks.
Hasselbeck has to stop using Seattle and start using better teams. This guy IMO is a very under the radar player who could crack the top 10 power rankings if he stops using Seattle.
Player stats:
McNabb 5-12 61 0-3
Ryan 17-24 265 3-1
Westbrook 7-130
McCoy 8-28
Weaver 1-12
McNabb 1-9
Jackson 1-6
Turner 14-73
Mughelli 1-0
Ryan 2 (-4)
Westbrook 2-41
Curtis 2-12
Maclin 1-8
Jenkins 5-77
Gonzalez 4-42
Turner 3-42
White 2-62
Finneran 2-41
Mughelli 1-1
Team stats:
Total offence: Falcons 325 Eagles 227
Rush: Eagles 185 Falcons 69
Pass: Falcons 256 Eagles 42
First downs: Falcons 14 Eagles 7
Total yards: Falcons 430 Eagles 376
3rd down conversions: Falcons 6/7 Eagles 5/7
Sacks: Falcons 3 Eagles 1
TOP: Falcons 13:19 Eagles 10:41