Dolphins' scrub CB Eric Green was all smiles after his game-winning INT TD vs. the Eagles.
Dolphins stun Eagles in OT
Houtz (Dolphins) 29 Dave (Eagles) 23 OT
All-Madden, 7 minutes
Game recap:
PHILADELPHIA - Eric Green's 18-yard INT TD gave the Miami Dolphins a 29-23 overtime win over the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday in NFL action.
"It's on me," said quarterback Donovan McNabb after the game. "Terrell Owens was right - I am an overweight, out of shape fuckface who will never win a Super Bowl."
This may have been the strangest game of the Dave Tracker series ever. Frankly, it should have ended in a tie, but coach Dave is too stupid to let things end that way.
Dolphins came back from what seemed like an insurmountable 23-12 deficit.
"No lead is insurmountable vs. my Eagles. Just ask that little fag Strahanfan," said coach Dave. "If I can give up 29 points in a quarter vs. that weiner, why shouldn't Houtz make a comeback too."
Playing coach Houtz's Dolphins was like playing the real Dolphins - always a good thing.
Eagles' run game continues to improve, which pleases coach Dave.
"If we fix our turnover issue, we are going to be a solid team," said coach Dave. "I am about to put my offensive co-ordinator in a maximum security prison with a tag "I rape young children" on him. That should solve my issues."
Scouting report on Houtz:
A) Loves trying to be his Dolphins - you will see a ton of gadget plays, wildcat about 3-4 times a game.
B) From a strategic point of view, I felt he used Pat White too much. I am not complaining, I just feel by taking Pennington out, he's taking out the better player
C) Ronnie Brown is his wildcat QB most of the game, but he snuck White in there too.
D) Defensively, he uses New England's playbook and a ton of that 2-4-5, 1-5-5 stuff. It was a little unnerving to coach Dave, because he didn't expect it. First time he's faced it. IMO, he overuses it and it makes him weak vs. the run.
E) Persistent with the run, but not very good with it. Needs to vary his run game more - and like Buddha - remember to sub in his backup for a change of pace. Draws, sweeps and pitches work this year if you time them right.
F) Uses the hitstick a lot but really isn't a great manual player. OK, nothing special.
I like the way Houtz plays, because I felt like I was playing the Dolphins. I just didn't play good enough in the end to win.
Note to Houtz:
Sorry about choosing the all-white uniforms. Never even thought about it. My bad.
Sorry about the two beer pee pauses - but you knew the risk.
Note to future opponents:
I don't play similar uniforms. If I or you accidentally choose a white uniform vs. a white uniform, I will quit immediately and get you or I to re-challenge.
Player stats:
McNabb 9-19 181 0-3
Pennington 15-26 277 1-1
White 3-4 24 0-0
Brown 0-1 0 0-0
Westbrook 21-108
McCoy 5-43
McNabb 4-21
Jackson 2-10
Brown 17-46
White 2-24
Williams 3-3
Polite 1-1
Curtis 4-105
Maclin 3-61
Westbrook 2-15
Brown 6-71
Fasano 5-48
Ginn 4-159
Bess 2-19
Williams 1-4
E. Green 18yd INT TD to win game
Team stats:
Total offence: Dolphins 360 Eagles 347
Rush: Eagles 182 Dolphins 74
Pass: Dolphins 286 Eagles 165
First downs: Eagles 12 Dolphins 12
Total yards: Eagles 549 Dolphins 523
Turnovers: Eagles 3 Dolphins 1
3rd down: Eagles 5/12 Dolphins 4/13
Possession: Dolphins 18:13 Eagles 16:20