Jersey Shore Season 2

[Palooza]

BTW, is anyone else in love with Sammi? She looks really slim this season, but she kept those fucking stems. Face is nothing to write home about, but workable. I'm still saying she's my main reality TV crush.

I'd rape her.

 

[EmpireWF]

I'd rape her.

you'd rape an ant if it had tits and an ass.

 

[Misogi]

she told them last episode something along the lines of "if you girls were my friends you'd tell me if you knew something" and then they continued to lie.

What I don't get is why Snookie and JWoww have any loyalty towards Ronnie. I've never seen either of them interact with Ronnie (especially this season). It's almost entirely expected of these girls to snitch, so why not just come out and do it.

Oh and I like how they make it seem like Sammi finds out because of Angelina. I hope it's all her fault. I can't stand that fugly bitch. One thing I will say, though, is that at least she knows she's ugly. She's always wearing sunglasses, even in the house.

Jwoww idk, but I thought Ronnie had leverage on Snooki by telling her that he'd tell Emilio that she was fucking other dudes (even though I thought they broke up episode before last...)

 

[Twigg4075]

One thing I will say, though, is that at least she knows she's ugly. She's always wearing sunglasses, even in the house.

What are you talking about? She has called herself the Princess of Staten Island numerous times. I think she wears the sunglasses to either, A) hide the bags around her eyes or to B) not let people read her poker face when they keep asking about the letter. I'm going with B.

Totally off topic, but that's just another reason why I think professional poker is fucking stupid as shit. Why is it that those douche bags are allowed to wear hats and shades? One of the biggest aspects of the game is reading your opponents face and tells. It kind of takes it out of the equation when they can basically cover their entire face up.

 

[Twigg4075]

BTW, is anyone else in love with Sammi? She looks really slim this season, but she kept those fucking stems. Face is nothing to write home about, but workable. I'm still saying she's my main reality TV crush.

She's hot but she's a little too crazy. All chicks have a bit of crazy but she goes overboard. she almost seems bi-polar.

 

[Maize]

She's hot but she's a little too crazy. All chicks have a bit of crazy but she goes overboard. she almost seems bi-polar.

I agree, I like my girls to be a little crazy. But there is a line of crazy, and she had crossed it.

 

[Raidersabc123]

yesterdays episode was the best one for the second season

 

[JayDizzle]

What are you talking about? She has called herself the Princess of Staten Island numerous times. I think she wears the sunglasses to either, A) hide the bags around her eyes or to B) not let people read her poker face when they keep asking about the letter. I'm going with B.

Totally off topic, but that's just another reason why I think professional poker is fucking stupid as shit. Why is it that those douche bags are allowed to wear hats and shades? One of the biggest aspects of the game is reading your opponents face and tells. It kind of takes it out of the equation when they can basically cover their entire face up.

She looks fucking stupid.

As for the poker anecdote, you can still tell if a person's lying by the way they bet with their chips and body movement.

 

[Houston]

I might possibly know now.

Once Sammie realizes that basically everyone knew about Ron she's gonna get mad at Jwow for letting it go on so long without telling her.

Just a guess...

 

[Boucher]

Why J-wow always wanna fight, bitch should just join UFC

 

[Twigg4075]

She looks fucking stupid.

As for the poker anecdote, you can still tell if a person's lying by the way they bet with their chips and body movement.

I know she does. I'm not disputing that. She's by far the most annoying bitch on that show. I still can't believe they gave her a second chance.

I still call bullshit. Your face tells more about you than anything. Sure body language is huge but it's all in the face.

 

[Bear Pand]

Totally off topic, but that's just another reason why I think professional poker is fucking stupid as shit. Why is it that those douche bags are allowed to wear hats and shades? One of the biggest aspects of the game is reading your opponents face and tells. It kind of takes it out of the equation when they can basically cover their entire face up.

Because reading people's faces in poker really is overrated. People wearing sunglasses hats and hoodies doesn't stop good players from doing better than bad players.

Hopefully this season gets good in the next episode.

 

[Diivox]

Ronnie is SUCH a little bitch. When his first response to her asking him if he had kissed two other girls is "not that i remember" she immediately knew it was legit. never ever try to cover your ass by blaming it on the alcohol. whether you can remember it or not doesnt matter at all if you were stupidly drunk and did something retarded you still did something retarded (especially on a show that is all about getting drunk and going to clubs, by even hinting at blaming it on the booze, you are basically saying it will happen again). the proper response in that situation is a firm, undeniable "NO".

Next, when he admitted to getting the girls number, as Sammi explained, "I figure all of it is true." why would someone write a letter with some truth and the rest bullshit? if you are going so far as to write an anonymous letter, you are either being completely honest or you are totally full of shit. There is no middle ground in this, especially when everyone is pretending to not have known anything.

Third, why get angry and go off about how "people dont know how to mind their own business in this house." hey asshole. YOU ARE ON REALITY TV. even in season 1, you knew that your business = everyones business. do you expect people to keep quiet when you are being a douchebag? whether it was scripted, or encouraged by producers, or even if nobody said anything, by being on reality television you are giving away any and all right to keeping your own business. You have to know this, that's why you wanted to be on MTV in the first place.

Fourth, what was up with that dialing back to your hometown slut? what, did you think you were "getting back" at Sammi? she didnt do anything wrong, fuckface. He was the one who was dogging on her the whole time, and dialing up some slut and being like "I want the varsity blues special" only solidifies everything she is assuming about him being a dog. way to make yourself seem even less sympathetic.

Fifth, that whole shit about "say it right now are you in or are you out?" was totally ridiculous too. Ronnie is the one who fucked up, do you think its suddenly going to get better by putting a gun to her head and saying make a decision? no dude. you fucked up and you fucked up bad. you dont get to pull "lets end this" and force a girl into a decision she isnt going to stick to anyway if it goes your way.

Lastly, the way to handle this is to look at the camera and be like "yep, i dogged on her, im a pimp, what can i say". play it off with your boys about how dog will hunt. thats what The Situation would have done. getting angry at people and trying to blame anyone else or spin it as anything other than a player playing the game is absolutely retarded. Fuck Ronnie. No balls, no pride, and not even interesting television. hopefully with this way played out storyline the show gets better from here.

 

[Rudi]

Snookie and Vinnie bout to be dating after this season. :rofl:

 

[Houston]

There's a "Jersey Shore After Hours" on MTV right after the episode.

 

[~Chance~]

Sam is a dumb bitch

 

[Sigona]

She refuses to believe that Ronnie was getting it in with other girls. :smh:

 

[Rush]

Watermelon into a pinhole.

 

[~Chance~]

You cant drag someone else into a plan that you created, just because they knew about it. Thats kinda shady.

 

[Houston]

lol instead of being mad at Ron, this dumb bitch is still trying to figure out who wrote the note like it even matters.