Twigg4075
Kindergarten Cop
LMAO! The guy never fucking moves and gets 3rd place. Ha! Fucking garbage.
Also, if you notice in the beginning of the video how you navigate menus with Kinect. That's another one of the chief complaints. MS initially touted how smooth and futuristic naviagting menus with the Kinect would be. Yet it's excrutiatingly slow. You have to hold your hand over a prompt on the screen and keep it there until a progress bar. And apparently most options require you to confirm options three times. Nice an intuitive idiots. Giant Bomb, Joystiq, etc have been slamming the shit out of this alone.
Which brings me to another huge gripe that Joystiq speciffically harped on. Apparently the video chat, which MS said would "revolutionize" the way we use our 360. Apparently it;s complete crap. The video quality is abysmal. For some idiotic reason the picture of yourself takes up the majority of the screen while the person you are talking to is in a small box in the right corner. I guess so the shitty quality doesn't look even worse than it already is but why the fuck do I need to see myself blown up on the screen?!? The worst part seems to be the fact that in order to answer a video chat "call" you have to press the guide button on your contrller. What?!? I thought the whole point of Kinect was that YOU ARE THE CONTROLLER?!? Not to mention that if you are using the Kinect for more than a few minutes then your controller will shut off. So if you get a "call" you have to stop what you're doing, find your controller and hold the guide button to turn the controller back on, then hit the guide button again to answer the "call". Awesome.
Plus it seems like evryone is saying that there are numerous times where the camera doesn't recognize body parts, most notably your arms. So playing these shitty games makes it all the more shitty.