[MTV] The Challenge Cutthroat

[JayDizzle]

Tonight's Episode:

 

We begin with Red Team taking a local boat tour as we hear from Camila about how she's a little miffed about her team not trusting her as her relationship with Johnny Bananas blossoms.

Meanwhile, Grey Team's Dan calls his Mom to discuss his troubles with his recent sobriety (he became an alcoholic on a previous challenge) versus everyone in the house drinking their faces off.

She reassures him that he's there to win his split of the cash at the end while he reassures us that if he leaves without drinking a drop of booze, it's a victory in his mind.

Ty manages to piss off other people in the house, a favorite pastime of his from the RW: D.C. season.., creating a near-"Nigga Moment" with Brandon.

...

The next day, Dan decides that it would be a good thing shave his head as he feels it'll be good luck.

It looks like shit.

...

After the Challenge, TJ tells the Red Team that Chet damn near killed himself is in the hospital for overnight observation.

Oddly enough, he is safe from elimination based on his near-death experience.

...

After the Gulag Votes were in, Ty goes into "Crazy Boyfriend" mode as he gets into a shaving cream/potted plant/bed wetting war with Emily, his "Crazy Girlfriend" from the D.C. season.

All of this culminating in him pulling the ENTIRE BUNK BED on Emily and jumping on it afterward while she's pinned.

Johnny Bananas sees the problem in this as he tries to keep Ty in check so the entire Blue Team has a chance to win in the end.

Katie bitches again about her team not liking her.

...

After the Gulag, Red Team is united even further as Johnny muses that it's just him and Derrick running it for the dude's portion of their team.

Red Team is happy to have 9 people to Gray's 6 and Blue's 5 as we end the show with Chet pretty much dying in a hospital.

Tonight's Challenge:

 

"Surf's Up"

It's a swimming race that begins on a surfboard-shaped platform suspended 40 feet above water.

Pairs from each team (with odd people out having to go twice) jump to said platform and use it to glide through the first leg of a the race before each member jumps off and swims around two buoys.

To stop the challenge clock, the team then has to ring a bell.

Fastest combined team time wins the challenge.

 

Blue team starts as they soon find out that the water they are suspended above is ice cold... Ty and Derrick bare the worst of it as Derrick had to go twice (he went first with Johnny Bananas) and they both didn't even make it to the platform before they fell all the way into the water.

Afterward, they ate shit on time as far as overall team time was concerned.

Grey Team goes next with Abram and Luke burning to a great time; Laurel actually bitches that Sarah is a better swimmer than she is; Cara Maria and Dan eat shit off the platform as well but finish in any case.

Chet and Tyler eat shit also as Red Team is next...

Which leads to Chet showing symptoms of a concussion as he speaks to an EMT.

...pale skin, no pupils.

Red Team shows no promise as they lead on time by 6 minutes with EVERYONE falling off the suspended platform.

Brandon is the worst by default as he stops swimming all of a sudden as he cramped up, getting himself DQ'd... CAUSING A 20 MINUTE TIME PENALTY TO HIS ENTIRE TEAM.

Grey Team wins handily as Dan's stupid haircut actually worked.

Gulag Results:

 

Red Team selects Brandon who goes in because of his DQ and Camila goes in due to the team STILL being worried about her being a mole.

Which is weird because she's not being helpful to her cause by being chummy with Blue Team.

Blue Team selects Ty because he SUCKS and Katie because she used her vote to put herself in the Gulag in the end.

 

"Pole Me Over"

Each competitor uses a metal pole between them to push the other into a set of a barrels behind them.

Best of 3 wins.

 

VS.

Brandon gets bitched in the first round as Ty lugs him like the steroid freak that he is.

Second round goes to Brandon as he pushes Ty out of bounds and TJ Lavin counts him out like this was a Wrestling match.

After this, the Blue Team is PISSED at Ty as the guy looks like he's done little to no cardio in his entire life.

Ty taps out of Round 3 as Brandon has just a little bit more in his tank.

Blue Team now wants to murder Ty and throw his body into the river as Brandon is cheered by his team.

VS.

Kate and Camila are up next with Camila bullrushing to a quick 1-0 lead.

2-0 happens after Camila just keeps pushing and pushing.

Red Team sweeps as Blue Team is sitting with their thumbs up their ass.​

 

[JayDizzle]

i dont know why, i always thought Johnny was on the Red Team, thats what was confusing me.

I do to sometimes...

It's weird not seeing Kenny or Wes trying to run the show and just watching Johnny worm his way through the show.

...that and Brad is an unofficial Red Team Leader that acts like Johnny at certain points.

 

[Houston]

For some reason this was one of the funniest episode on a Challenge I can remember. Ty's nigga moment, Brandon "not helping the stereotype that black people can't swim", Chet looking like a Zombie, and Ty fallling out in the Gulag, while Jenn flicked him off and everybody talked about him in the confessionals. Couldnt stop laughing at that shit

 

[JayDizzle]

After Ty gassed/quit out of the Gulag, Blue Team KNEW they were fucked.

5 people having to go twice if not THREE times during a Challenge is a recipe for disaster.

 

[Houston]

Why is the red team constantly sending in Brandon instead of that big idiot Dumbar?

 

[Palooza]

What happened to chet that he almost died?

 

[JayDizzle]

Why is the red team constantly sending in Brandon instead of that big idiot Dumbar?

The first two times Brandon was sent in was because of "The Game," AKA the bullshit excuse given by Challenge vets to send in rookies if their team lost for the day.

This past episode he got sent in because he got DQ'd due to forgetting how to swim; He also cost his team 20 MINUTES and the challenge that day.

What happened to chet that he almost died?

Chet fell super hard into the water and gave himself a concussion. All symptoms he had after that (why he went Super-Pale), I dunno.

 

[G-men]

Chet fell super hard into the water and gave himself a concussion. All symptoms he had after that (why he went Super-Pale), I dunno.

it was kinda funny because Tyler was talking like "i'm good in the water, Chet's good in the water, we should do really well in this." and then BAM, Chet hits that shit hard.

 

[Houston]

I knew Brandon was screwed as soon as I saw what was in the Goulag. Any wrestling competition is Derricks strong point, don't think I've ever seen him lose in something like that.

Also lol at choosing Brandon to shoot because he was black.

 

[Epidemik]

Melinda is gone

Ciara Marie is moving up on my list of Fine Fuckables

 

[Epidemik]

Discuss Motherfuckers!!!

 

[Primetime]

I think CT comes next episode to replace Chet. Should be interesting to say the least.

 

[Houston]

Why has nobody even tried to throw that gay dude on the red team in? I forgot he was even on the show

 

[Epidemik]

apparently hes a good competitor... or sucks a mean dick

 

[Houston]

Red team is full of idiots.

 

[Epidemik]

Fucking Idiots

 

[Epidemik]

i saw the daily of laurel and paula wrestling...

I want to butt fuck laurel.. hard

http://www.challengedailies.com/Video/Naked-Challenge/0A4E2FFFF0183BC5C001B011F7808

 

[Epidemik]

MOTHERFUCKING CT IN MOTHERFUCKING KILLER BEAST MODE

 

[Epidemik]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

[Houston]

lol CT picks him up on his back and just walks..