During Kessel's Goal Drought (we know there was a lockout, but whatever):
-Obama won a 2nd term as president
-The Toronto Argonauts won the Grey Cup
-Toronto FC has gone through 2 head coaches and are now on to a 3rd
-Kobe scored 1544 points
-The Rock returned to the WWE
-3 different WWE heavyweight champs
-Usain Bolt won 3 Olympic gold medals
-Lance Armstrong was stripped of 7 Tour de France titles
-Manti Teo found out his girlfriend was imaginary
-Kessel’s goal drought has lasted 240 days longer than Kardashian/Humphries marriage
-The New Jersey Nets moved to Brooklyn
-The New Orleans Hornets announced they’ll become the Pelicans
-Blackberry, Apple and Samsung have all released new phones
-8 NFL coaches fired
-Rory McIlroy made $5,655,952 from PGA tour alone
-“Fear the Brow” (Anthony Davis) & “Tebowing” (Tebow) were both trademarked
-Kobe Bryant joined twitter and got 1,241,064 Followers
-The Jay and Dan Podcast became a reality
-DreggerFace emerged and soared to social media stardom
-Extreme skydiver Felix Baumgartner broke the sound barrier, diving 38 km to Earth.
-The Mayans were wrong
-At The London Olympics 10,500 athletes competed in 26 sports across 34 venues