Nuk's Top 10 Worst Movies of 2009.

[Nukleopatra]

if miss march isnt 1 or 2 im gonna be mad.

I haven't had the pleasure of seeing that one yet.

I can only imagine the gems that should be on this list, but won't be.

 

[Nukleopatra]

#4

Think of your favorite comedy of all-time..... now picture the complete opposite.

0.5 out of 4.

 

[Fox1994]

^Haha. Aww, I wanted to see that... Oh well, now I know better.

#8.

You get what you pay for.... but fortunately, I didn't have to pay to see this.. If I had, I would have skipped it altogether, because I'm one of the few people that I know, that thought the first one was awful. Well, ''Revenge of The Fallen'' makes me appreciate the first one a little more. I'm guessing this is another one of those ''turn your brain off, and enjoy'' movies - It just didn't happen. I went with a group of friends, and only two of us made it through until the end, so I'm guessing ''Transformers 2'' will be making a few other peoples shit list, as well. It truly is a vile piece of cinema, and you can argue that's it worthy of a top 5 spot. But believe it or not, I have seen worse, and they were all released in 2009.

1 out of 4.

Yes, Larry, I'll post two movies per day, starting tomorrow.

UGH! I hated this. The first one was sort of decent to me, but I couldn't stand the minstrel Autobots... Mudflap and whatever. Made me sick. Fuck Transformers! Should've known better.

 

[Th3ChosenOne]

LOL all these movies are so terrible.

 

[Tengo Juego]

LOL all these movies are so terrible.

Forreal. Half these movies I can barely stand the trailers. How do you manage to find the time to waste on these movies, Nuk?

 

[Nukleopatra]

Forreal. Half these movies I can barely stand the trailers. How do you manage to find the time to waste on these movies, Nuk?

Friends with no taste.

A lot of the time I find them online, because I'm not much of a sleeper. I try to watch as many movies as possible, so I can throw up a couple lists at movie forums I post at. The last couple of years, I had to catch up, and still haven't seen a few movies I probably should check out.

I can watch just about anything - Brain Dead, Asylum, people holding camcorders with rubber halloween masks, but there's three things I will never watch again - Ashton Kutcher, Adam Sandler, and Ryan Reynolds.

 

[nflman2033]

Friends with no taste.

time to get new friends or learn how to just say no

 

[Fox1994]

^right.

Remember - NO MEANS NO!

 

[Sven Draconian]

I'm going to venture GI Joe may be #1 on this list.

 

[Palooza]

I hope Paul Blart: Mall Cop is on the list.

 

[Nukleopatra]

#3.

Hambuuuger?

0 out of 4.

 

[DomePatrol]

Don't forget about Observe and Report

That movie made me laugh at certain points I dont think it should be on this list seeing as how there are so many other horrible movies that even been mentioned yet.

 

[Nukleopatra]

#2.

I thought about going with a double header at this spot, and adding in ''Four Christmases,'' but decided against it. Both movies are about equal in every single way, but I'll throw ''Four Christmases'' on my dishonorable mention list.

And people at VSN say my schtick is getting old? Try watching any Vince Vaughn comedy, and you tell me he isn't the exact same fucking character in every single movie. Now, this would be okay, if he was even the slightest bit entertaining or funny, which he is not. If any person here tells me that ''Couples Retreat'' is by far the worst movie of 2009, I wouldn't even consider arguing against that. I don't get offended, ever, but this movie came about as close as you possibly can.... So, why isn't it #1? Because the worst movie of 2009, or I should say, worst MOVIES of 2009, actually did manage to offend me.

That's right, #1 will be shared by two of the worst movies I have seen in recent memory, even worse than 2008's - ''Deathrace.''

0 out of 4.

 

[Palooza]

Four Christmases is a 2008 movie anyhow, Nuk.

 

[Nukleopatra]

Four Christmases is a 2008 movie anyhow, Nuk.

How the hell did that pile of crap slip by me until two weeks ago?

Wow.

 

[CCBrink]

The fact that Jack Black is listed as an actor in this movie should've tipped you off about it's suckiness right away.

School of Rock and Be Kind Rewind were good Jack Black movies.

 

[Goober]

Lmao @ Deathrace, I was talking about movies with some kid at work last summer and he said his favorite movie was deathrace. I just walked away, didn't even bother pointing out how stupid he was.

 

[Nukleopatra]

#1a

I'll be honest with you - I didn't even know who the hell Gerard Butler was, until ''300'' came out, which I enjoyed. It wasn't the greatest movie, but at least somewhat entertaining. It wasn't until after ''300'' that I found out he was Dracula in ''Dracula 2000?'' But ever since, this guy has quickly become, who I truly believe, is the worst actor of 2009. The ONLY reason I'm not tossing ''Law Abiding Citizen'' on this list, is because I refuse to watch it. There's a dance scene in ''Gamer,'' which is quite possibly the most random, useless, obnoxious scene I have ever seen in my life. I'm still clueless as to why it's there, and the meaning behind it. If any of you can explain it to me, please, don't bother. Oh, it actually can, and does get worse for Mr. Romance, with movie #1b.

0 out of 4, and that's being kind.

 

[Palooza]

LOL. I saw Dracula 2000 a few months back. I LOL'd throughout at how bad it was.

 

[Nukleopatra]

LOL. I saw Dracula 2000 a few months back. I LOL'd throughout at how bad it was.

The guy really is an awful actor.

If he doesn't get at least a nomination for worst actor of 2009, at this years Razzies, it's an injustice.