Paul Daley:
"I stand here before God, and my father in Heaven tonight, as I said I would be world's welterweight champion. In the tradition of Pat Miletich, in the tradition of Matt Hughes, of Georges St. Pierre the man who'll never die, to the...B.J. Penn's, I accept this welterweight title," *pauses* "Wait a second, wait a second, of the toker himself Nick Diaz," *looks up to heaven* "this is it tonight, dad." *looks at the belt* "God, that's beautiful. And Matt Serra, and they can all kiss my ass."
*throws the belt down*
Mauro Ranaullo: "What in the hell is he doing?"
Paul Daley continues: "Because I am not the man who accepts a torch to be handed down to me from an organization that died, RIP, two months ago. Semtex Paul Daley is the man who ignites the new flame of the sport of mixed martial arts."
*walks over and grabs the belt that is then christened the ECMMA welterweight championship*
Paul Daley: Tonight, with god and my father as witness, I declare, MYSELF, Semtex as the NEWWWW ECMMA Welterweight Champion OF THE WORLD! We have set out to change the face of mixed martial arts, so tonight, let the new era begin. The era of the sport of mixed martial arts. The era of Semtex. The era of ECMMA!