Texans Hold 'Em

[mfbmike]

Congratulations on your playoff berth.

 

[LC AAU]

Congratulations on your playoff berth.

:2thumbs:

Outta thanks

Pats game is almost over, I'll post that and end of the season shit soon.

 

[LC AAU]

AT

Bradyless Pats Take Down Texans in Season Finale

Patriots (12-4)1|0|6|10|7|33
Texans (10-6)|7|10|0|9|26

Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson watching the Texan Defense.

Passing

Matt Schaub| 19-43 354 yards 2TD 3INT

Kevin O'Connell| 16-33 213 yards 1TD 1INT

Rushing

Steve Slaton| 20ATT 26 yards

Sammy Morris| 14 ATT 130 yards 1TD

Receiving

Andre Johnson| 9 REC 223 yards 2TD
Kevin Walter| 4 REC 56 yards

Randy Moss|6 REC 109 yards 1TD
Wes Welker| 7 REC 59 yards

Defense

DeMeco Ryans| 6TACK (1AST 1TFL) 1SACK 2PDEF
Cato June| 5 TACK (1AST) 1INT

Adalius Thomas| 9TACK (2AST 5TFL) 1SACK
Ty Warren| 5TACK (1TFL) 1INT
Pierre Woods|2AST 1INT
James Sanders|2AST 1INT

Kicking

Kris Brown| 4-5 FG 2-2 XP

Stephen Gostkowski| 4-5FG 48 LONG 3-3XP

Player of the Game

Andre Johnson
​

 

[LC AAU]

Week 17 Players of the Week

Michael Turner RB
32 ATT 247 yards 2TD

Nnamdi Asomugha CB
1 TACK 3INTs

Injuries[table="head;sort=d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Name|Injury|Length
Amobi Okoye|Torn Quad|5 Weeks
[/table]​

 

[LC AAU]

2009 Regular Season Standings

AFC North

Y- Steelers (11-5)
Ravens (8-8)
Bengals (7-9)
Browns (4-12)

AFC South

Y- Colts (11-5)
X- Texans (10-6)
X- Titans (9-7)
Jaguars (8-8)

AFC East

Z- Patriots (13-3)
Bills (6-10)
Jets (6-10)
Dolphins (4-12)

AFC West

Y- Broncos (11-5)
Chargers (9-7)
Chiefs (7-8-1)
Raiders (4-11-1)

NFC North

Y- Vikings (10-6)
Bears (7-9)
Packers (5-11)
Lions (4-12)

NFC South

Y- Panthers (10-6)
X- Saints (10-6)
Falcons (8-8)
Buccaneers (3-13)

NFC East

Y- Cowboys (10-6)
X- Eagles (10-6)
Giants (9-7)
Redskins (8-8)

NFC West

Z- Seahawks (12-4)
49ers (8-8)
Cardinals (8-8)
Rams (5-11)

* x =clinched playoff berth, y = clinched division, z = clinched conference/home field advantage *​

 

[LC AAU]

2009 Regular Season Awards

MVP

Tom Brady QB
311-379 40TD 12INT 14 games

Offensive Player of the Year

Steve Slaton RB
395 ATT 1870 yards 19TD; 41 REC 590 yards 4TD

Defensive Player of the Year

DeMeco Ryans MLB
85 Tackles 4 Sacks 7INT 2FF 3FR

Offensive Rookie of the Year

Mark Sanchez QB
272-460 3038 yards 16TD 19 INT


Defensive Rookie of the Year

William Moore SS
79 Tackles 4INT 1FF 1FR (Cushing snubbed big time)

Best QB

Tom Brady QB
311-379 40TD 12INT 14 games

Best RB

Steve Slaton RB
395 ATT 1870 yards 19TD; 41 REC 590 yards 4TD

Best WR

Andre Johnson
92 REC 1830 yards 14TD (Almost broke Jerry Rice's NFL record)

Best OL

Stacy Andrews RG
38 Pancakes 10 Sacks allowed

Best DL

Trent Cole RE
47 Tackles 16 sacks 4FF

Best LB

DeMeco Ryans MLB
85 Tackles 4 Sacks 7INT 2FF 3FR

Best DB

Bob Sanders SS
69 Tackles 9INT 3FF 2FR


Best K

Shayne Graham K
29-30 FG 31-31 XP

Coach of the Year

New England Coach
Record:11-5 (Wonder who this is :confused2
​

 

[mfbmike]

Good shit Demeco. Goooood shit.

 

[LC AAU]

2009 Houston Texans Regular Season Stats

[table="head;sort=d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|Comp-Att|Yards|TD|INT|Rat
Matt Schaub|250-493|4,078|24|35|65.4
Dan Orlovsky|1-3|82|1|0|121.5[/table]

[table="head;sort=d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|Carries|Yards|YPC|TD|Long
Steve Slaton|395|1870|4.7|19|74
Deuce McAllister|123|418|3.3|6|49
Matt Schaub|12|67|5.5|0|16
Chris Brown|15|46|3|0|11
Ryan Moats|13|43|3.3|0|7
Rex Grossman|5|27|5.4|0|7[/table]

[table="head;sort=d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|Catches|Yards|YPC|TD|Long
Andre Johnson|92|1,830|19.8|14|70
Owen Daniels|49|716|14.6|3|82
Steve Slaton|41|590|14.3|4|71
Kevin Walter|20|325|16.2|3|46
Andre Davis|19|284|14.9|0|26
Vonta Leach|9|62|6.8|0|20
Jacoby Jones|6|111|6.9|0|48
David Anderson|4|114|28.5|0|78[/table]

[table="head;sort=d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|Tackles|Asts|TFL|Sacks|INT|DEFL|FF|FR|Safety|TD
MLB DeMeco Ryans|85|23|17|4|7|14|2|3|0|0
LOLB Brian Cushing|59|18|16|6|2|9|1|2|0|0
SS Nick Ferguson|59|13|5|0|3|10|3|1|0|0
ROLB Xavier Adibi|58|15|10|1.5|5|9|5|2|0|2
FS Eugene Wilson|53|20|1|0|1|5|4|1|0|0
RE Mario Williams|50|18|19|8|1|2|3|0|0|0
LE Antonio Smith|43|21|17|10|0|6|2|1|0|0
CB Dunta Robinson|41|14|5|2|2|20|0|1|0|2
CB Jacques Reeves|39|9|2|1|4|6|2|2|0|0
CB Fred Bennett|38|14|3|1|3|14|2|1|0|2
DT Amobi Okoye|34|7|15|9|0|0|2|1|0|0
SS Dominique Barber|24|1|1|0|0|3|1|1|0|1
DT Shaun Cody|19|12|6|4|2|0|1|0|0|0
ROLB Cato June|19|4|0|1|1|0|0|0|0|0
DT Travis Jackson|17|5|6|6|0|0|0|0|0|0
FS Brandon Harrison|14|2|1|1|0|0|1|0|0|0
LOLB Kevin Bentley|13|1|1|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
CB Glover Quin Jr.|11|3|1|0|0|4|1|2|0|1
CB Brice McCain|6|3|1|1|0|1|2|1|0|1
LOLB Zac Diles|6|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
Chaun Thompson|3|0|0|0|0|0|0|1|0|1[/table]

[table="head;sort=3d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|XPM|XPA|XP%|FGM|FGA|FG%|Long
Kris Brown|59|59|100|34|43|79|51
[/table]

[table="head;sort=2d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|Punts|AVG|Long|TB|In20
Matt Turk|68|39.1|57|5|21
[/table]

[table="head;sort=3d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|KR|Yards|TD|PR|Yards|TD
Jacoby Jones|87|2,545|1|56|467|0
[/table]​

 

[mfbmike]

Have yourself a year Andre Johnson! Good lord.

 

[CB4]

Slaton and Johnson killed it this year, I never knew Schaub was struggling that much.

 

[mfbmike]

Struggling but threw for 4,000 yards. :shifty:

 

[LC AAU]

nicee mark sanchez ROTY

slaton and ryans are beasttt 2 awards eachHHH

Slaton and Ryans :bow:

Good shit Demeco. Goooood shit.

Fer sure great season by him

u have a colts logo under tom brady for best QB

thanks changed.

Have yourself a year Andre Johnson! Good lord.

Andre Johnson is easily the best WR in the NFL.

Slaton and Johnson killed it this year, I never knew Schaub was struggling that much.

Schaub is FTL. He blows

Struggling but threw for 4,000 yards. :shifty:

:chomp:

 

[LC AAU]

Wild Card


Byes:

(9-7) AT

(11-5)

(10-6) AT

(11-5)

(10-6) AT

(10-6)

(10-6) AT

(10-6)​

 

[LC AAU]

(10-6) AT (10-5)

Wild Card Preview

The Texans will want to get to Big Ben as much as they can.


The Texans made it to the playoffs. Successful season? Not quite yet. The Texans feel as if they can win the Super Bowl. They will have to get through a tough Steelers team to even get into the Divisional Round of this year's Playoffs.

What the Texans need to accomplish to win this game is stopping Big Ben. He threw for nearly 4,000 yards this season. His favorite target is Hines Ward, and Dunta Robinson should be able to shut him down. Now when they start running the ball, the Texans will need Marion Williams, DeMeco Ryans, Antiono Smith and co. to help bring him down.

Matt Schaub needs to make no mistakes this game. He has been prone to throw interceptions over the season. Lets hope today is a good day for him.

The Texans defense will also need Steve Slaton to return to his old form. He has not been playing well before and after dislocating his ankle.

Hopefully come Sunday we will see the Texans winning their first playoff game in Franchise history!​

 

[Vinsane]

Great season for the Texans. I don't see you beating Pitt @ Heinz though. :dontknow:

 

[LC AAU]

Wow Johnson was insane.Good luck against the Steelers.

Thanks man

Great season for the Texans. I don't see you beating Pitt @ Heinz though. :dontknow:

On my Texans chise at SH for Madden 09, I played the Steelers in the first round, first season, and lost.

Lets hope this season I win .

 

[James2Stapleton]

wahhhh

good job on getting all those awards

good luck against the steelers, Schuab better not throw to many INT's

 

[LC AAU]

wahhhh

good job on getting all those awards

good luck against the steelers, Schuab better not throw to many INT's

:stupidsmile:

He hasn't thrown any yet, that's a good sign.

 

[LC AAU]

AT

Schaub sucks as Texans Leave the Playoffs in Disappointment

Steelers|3|10|14|7|34
Texans|3|10|0|6|19

Matt Schaub threw 4 more fucking interceptions today, what a franchise quarterback!

Passing

Matt Schaub| 15-45 267 yards 1TD 4INT

Ben Roethlisberger| 13-24 275 3TD

Rushing

Steve Slaton| 22ATT 37 yards

Willie Parker| 36 ATT 192 yards

Receiving

Owen Daniels| 7 REC 103 yards
Andre Johnson| 3 REC 92 yards 1TD

Limas Sweed| 2 REC 93 yards 1TD
Hines Ward| 6 REC 92 yards
Santonio Holmes|1 REC 36 yards 1TD(Tore Abdominal muscle after TD catch)
Carey Davis| 1REC 4yards 1TD

Defense

Travis Johnson| 7 TACK (1TFL)
Antonio Smith| 5 TACK (2TFL) 2 SACKS

Brett Keisel| 5 TACK (2AST 1TFL) 1 SACK
Ryan Clark| 3 TACK (1AST) 1INT
Bruce Davis| 2 TACK 1INT
James Harrison| 1 TACK (4AST) 1INT

Kicking

Kris Brown| 4-4 FG 50 LONG 1-1 XP

Jeff Reed| 2-4FG 26 LONG 4-4XP

Player of the Game

Ben Roethlisberger
​

 

[LC AAU]

Wild Card Finals


Byes:

(31) AT (6)

(19) AT (34)

(18) AT (23)

(16) AT (34)

​