Lets be honest here, Newcastle getting relegated might not be the worst thing in the world. We'd be able to get rid of all the old, fat and overpaid players killing our finances (Viduka, Butt, Smith, Barton, Owen, Coloccini) and bring in some youth. Oh, and the owner might sell the club, leaving someone running it who knows what they're doing. That might be a bit optimistic though.
I'm not sold on Shearer as a manager either. He's there on name alone, does he even have his coaching badges?
And hey, the football league is on the BBC next year, so I'll be able to watch plenty of their games.