This white girl hates her daddy.

[Sportsbuck]

Ok... so before viewing this video, a few things to note.

A, twitter feed named Sekrah Sports came online around early December, and correctly pegged Tommy Schutt's verbal to OSU and Paul Chryst to Pitt before most insiders (Outside of Ohio State's own Bill Greene and Nevadabuck) had any clue on either of them.

Sekrah has been the main source of supposed legit information on the search for PSU fans, and had talked about how they were about to make a hire that was equivalent to an 8.0 on the richter scale. As such, he started to drop hints (read: riddles) for his followers to figure out just who he was hearing about, such as: '#5: The Foxes soldier will make the valley happy once again.', and PSU followers correctly deduced that his riddles led to Les Miles. Their scout board has been hilarious for days, hinging on every word Sekrah let out and worshipping the twitter feed as the word of god.

Anyways, a couple of days ago it comes out that apparently Sekrah is actually an Ohio State fan that epically trolled Penn State fans. It's a guy named TeddyHeisman from the Ohio State scout board (who ironically trolled a radio personality in Columbus into believing that he was 'Ellis' from the SI article over the summer).

Anyways though... here's the Paterno hitler video. I've seen the damn thing 100+ different times with 100+ different themes, but it never disappoints.

[youtube]qCpkozJtYxk[/youtube]

LOL @ the girl consoling the other girl and saying 'It's okay, JoePa did what he was required to do'.

 

[Youk]

I enjoy being an Army fan. We get hard-ons when we get a 3-star recruit.

 

[Irish]

Hitler videos should be first ballot internet Hall of Fame.

 

[Goober]

I had a girl who transferred from Alabama in one of my classes last year here at Wisconsin. She claimed that multiracial relationships are still heavily frowned upon down there, and she was basically kicked out of her sorority when she started dating a black dude.

True or is she just a fat loser?

 

[RyanLeaf16]

Ok... so before viewing this video, a few things to note.

A, twitter feed named Sekrah Sports came online around early December, and correctly pegged Tommy Schutt's verbal to OSU and Paul Chryst to Pitt before most insiders (Outside of Ohio State's own Bill Greene and Nevadabuck) had any clue on either of them.

Sekrah has been the main source of supposed legit information on the search for PSU fans, and had talked about how they were about to make a hire that was equivalent to an 8.0 on the richter scale. As such, he started to drop hints (read: riddles) for his followers to figure out just who he was hearing about, such as: '#5: The Foxes soldier will make the valley happy once again.', and PSU followers correctly deduced that his riddles led to Les Miles. Their scout board has been hilarious for days, hinging on every word Sekrah let out and worshipping the twitter feed as the word of god.

Anyways, a couple of days ago it comes out that apparently Sekrah is actually an Ohio State fan that epically trolled Penn State fans. It's a guy named TeddyHeisman from the Ohio State scout board (who ironically trolled a radio personality in Columbus into believing that he was 'Ellis' from the SI article over the summer).

Anyways though... here's the Paterno hitler video. I've seen the damn thing 100+ different times with 100+ different themes, but it never fails to disappoint.

[youtube]qCpkozJtYxk[/youtube]

LOL @ the girl consoling the other girl and saying 'It's okay, JoePa did what he was required to do'.

That video was fucking hilarious!!!!

 

[NAHSTE]

I enjoy being an Army fan. We get hard-ons when we get a 3-star recruit.

That's nothing, all it takes the Penn State staff to get a hard on is an oral commitment.

 

[NAHSTE]

I had a girl who transferred from Alabama in one of my classes last year here at Wisconsin. She claimed that multiracial relationships are still heavily frowned upon down there, and she was basically kicked out of her sorority when she started dating a black dude.

True or is she just a fat loser?

Nah that's definitely true. Alabama's social scene is 90% greek, and they make the rules. Most of the greeks at all SEC schools are blatant racists though, so it's not just Alabama.

First night in the freshman dorms at LSU, this frat knocked on all the doors and started rounding us all up to party and try to join their lame fraternity. (It was the worst house and most pathetic group of guys I've ever seen -- the TKEs -- but hey, a Natty Ice keg is pretty enticing to any 18-year old kid, amirite?) Sure enough I get in the bed of a truck, and hear this out of the cab...

"We ready to roll?"
"Yep"
...

"Wait, Jim, hold on, there's a nigger in the truck!"

:michaelscott:

 

[KNUBB]

Nah that's definitely true. Alabama's social scene is 90% greek, and they make the rules. Most of the greeks at all SEC schools are blatant racists though, so it's not just Alabama.

First night in the freshman dorms at LSU, this frat knocked on all the doors and started rounding us all up to party. Sure enough I get in the bed of a truck, and hear this out of the cab...

"We ready to roll?"
"Yep"
...

"Wait, Jim, hold on, there's a nigger in the truck!"

:michaelscott:

Mostly true. Mississippi St. greek system accepted me though. I was in Starkville often for several months hanging out with some friends. I'm going back for super bulldog weekend though.

 

[Houston]

Mostly true. Mississippi St. greek system accepted me though.

Diversity quota.

 

[Sportsbuck]

Yeah... I'm one of the biggest proponents of greek life you will ever find, but I would never join a Southern Fraternity.

BTW NAHSTE, TKE is actually a very good Fraternity nationally.

 

[KNUBB]

Diversity quota.

I don't go there. I was a visitor. One of my homies from High School was the president of this frat. I was the HNIC when I got there. They gave me a pledge to be my white slave

 

[KNUBB]

TKE is actually a very good Fraternity nationally.

The TKE chapter at LSU is bad. They were wild in the 80's and they got put out. They had to rebuild the chapter and I believe they are still on probation. My mom told me a bunch of stories about the TKE's while she was at LSU.

 

[NAHSTE]

The TKE chapter at LSU is bad. They were wild in the 80's and they got put out. They had to rebuild the chapter and I believe they are still on probation. My mom told me a bunch of stories about the TKE's while she was at LSU.

They are a running joke now. As the saying goes, if you can't go greek, go TKE.

BTW NAHSTE, TKE is actually a very good Fraternity nationally.

So I've heard.

 

[ram29jackson]

Nah that's definitely true. Alabama's social scene is 90% greek, and they make the rules. Most of the greeks at all SEC schools are blatant racists though, so it's not just Alabama.

First night in the freshman dorms at LSU, this frat knocked on all the doors and started rounding us all up to party and try to join their lame fraternity. (It was the worst house and most pathetic group of guys I've ever seen -- the TKEs -- but hey, a Natty Ice keg is pretty enticing to any 18-year old kid, amirite?) Sure enough I get in the bed of a truck, and hear this out of the cab...

"We ready to roll?"
"Yep"
...

"Wait, Jim, hold on, there's a nigger in the truck!"

:michaelscott:

and....what happened next ?

 

[NAHSTE]

and....what happened next ?

The "nigger" as they called him was politely asked to get out of the vehicle and he did. Everyone else went and drank shitty beer at the worst party I've ever been to. There were a total of two girls there. Oh and I puked in the bushes and got lost on the walk back to the dorm.

 

[ram29jackson]

The "nigger" as they called him was politely asked to get out of the vehicle and he did. Everyone else went and drank shitty beer at the worst party I've ever been to. There were a total of two girls there. Oh and I puked in the bushes and got lost on the walk back to the dorm.

so...you still went along,instead of being disgusted by racism..have you developed any convictions since then ?

 

[NAHSTE]

so...you still went along,instead of being disgusted by racism..have you developed any convictions since then ?

Not really. I was disgusted the whole time, but free beer is free beer.

 

[RyanLeaf16]

When I was an undergrad, we had a saying:

"If you can't go greek, go TEEK." In reference to TKE obviously.

They have a national presence because they are huge. They are huge, because they accept pretty much everyone.

 

[Sportsbuck]

When I was an undergrad, we had a saying:

"If you can't go greek, go TEEK." In reference to TKE obviously.

They have a national presence because they are huge. They are huge, because they accept pretty much everyone.

It's different at pretty much every school.

SigEp has that reputation at tOSU because they blanket bid anyone over a 3.5 GPA.

Teke's that I know are pretty big douches though. Same with Sig Chi and Kappa Sig.

 

[Palooza]

TKE is the douchiest of the douches at my school. Glad to see that trend nationwide.