"USER or PASSWORD unrecognized."
They won't even let me in the door. I get first-day kinks, but not even being able to see anything but the log-in screen? Fuck that, what a disaster.
And come on, get a better message than that. Like "Mr Wonderful Paul Orndorff piledrove our servers, be back shortly." or "It's time for all you fat, lazy slobs to not be able to sign in, so Rick Rude can show your lady what a REAL sexy man looks like" and then a gif of the Rick Rude gyration, only his hips are the hourglass loading dealie. I'm just spitballing here....