Grand Theft Auto V

[Vinsane]

Just bought "The Hen House". It's supposed to be a strip club that brings you $1,000 a week Can't gain access though.

[Price]

Finally mine.

[Swarley]

Holy shit, $150 million to own Los Santos Golf Club.

[JayDizzle]

Holy shit, $150 million to own Los Santos Golf Club.

Suppose if you played the stocks right and did good on the heists (and NOT piss away money on shit that isn't viable to missions)... MAYBE you could get it.

I'm gonna do it with Franklin so Chop can dig holes in the greens all day.

[Swarley]

(and NOT piss away money on shit that isn't viable to missions)

Not piss away money? That's clown shit.

[JayDizzle]

Not piss away money? That's clown shit.

Look, I'm not saying NOT to do it.

I'm just saying if you want to be the guy who lost $150 Million on a Golf Course, do it big then.

Eating Ramen, drinking Piswasser and hitting the links at 2 in the afternoon AWAITS!

[Lupe]

[Swarley]

Just watched an episode of Moorehead Rides Again. Wow that's some racist stuff haha.

[dope]

haha i did that last night too. wonder if they have different ones. was it about the ruskies taking over hollywood?

in like 5 hours of game time last night i think i only did 3 or 4 missions. was to busy making it rain, playing golf, tennis and just driving around to open the map.

and yet i couldn't believe i had been playing that long

[Pitty]

Shut the fuck up. You can do this?

[JayDizzle]

Just watched an episode of Moorehead Rides Again. Wow that's some racist stuff haha.

Either it was VCS or SA where they just had the old school radio episodes that they "found" and some of THAT shit was racist as hell too...

HIGHLY Misogynist as well but... Rockstar gets it.

[jms493]

I am just not samrt enough to understand JayDizzle's posts anymore...I just skip right over them meow.

[JayDizzle]

I am just not samrt enough to understand JayDizzle's posts anymore...I just skip right over them meow.

[FedEx227]

So I just played one of the "Strangers & Freaks" missions with Michael called "Grass Roots"...

 

I was NOT expecting aliens and a mini-gun. Shit was crazy. I'm kind of wondering now if anything special cutscene or anything happens if I would have let one of the aliens abduct me.

Michael had me rolling (no pun intended) the whole time, "I am such a pansy fucking lightweight" and then after telling the guy to stay the fuck away from him.

 

[Garrett67]

Here is what the 3 stars of GTA 5 look like in real life:

http://www.polygon.com/2013/9/17/4740218/heres-what-the-three-stars-of-gta-5-look-like-in-real-life