Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[Lumpkin]

Terry Tate, New York Times

didn't know that he was employed by the Times lol

[kyhadley]

I have a feeling Rodney had something to do with Delone's "time off".

[Woy]

didn't know that he was employed by the Times lol

You shall be thanked when I get them back. I was hoping someone would find that.

[Woy]

good update. Just wait till the baby comes out. I'm gonna call woy transferring to a small school to avoid a lot of troubles.

That could be a possibly...if you could transfer schools in RTG mode.

Well, 1-2 isn't so bad. Hell of a game though man.

Better than 0-3. And thanks.

Nice update. Looks like Etahn dooesn't have to worry about how he's going to pay for diapers. ;)

But what will Melyssa think?

Melyssa lets me do what I want.

That was a great update Woy. Better not fuck around with Rodney...

We'll see where that leads.

Damn how would he make your college career end? You should suck the next three games so I can see what happens. Or wait, two games cuz the Penn State game was a strike. Or was it?

Anyway good update bro

No, the Penn State game wasn't a strike. He didn't set high goals for that one.

He'll pop a cap in Ethans punk azz bitch!

Nice update. Maine should be an easy victory.

If I can't beat Maine... :bawling:

I heard he was teaching tips on Madden (according to G4)( what's he doing writing for the Times? How the hell did he get so many jobs in this economy?

Just went with a random name and decided to go with him.

I'll update this afternoon.

[Woy]

Walking Right Into Trouble

After the busy Monday morning I had, the rest of the day went pretty smoothly. I was back up around 11ish to get ready for my first class of the day Tuesday. After a quick shower and grabbing some pop-tarts, I made my way out the door and started walking. While shuffling through songs on my iPod, I didn't pay attention to where I was going and ran right into someone else.

"Watch where you're...woah."

"Well hello to you too. Late for class, superstar?"

I looked up to see that mysterious blonde again - Britt.

"Just want a seat in the back so I can sleep, haha."

"Lazy, how do you pass classes?"

"I'm not dumb. If I wasn't lazy, I would have been a valedictorian."

"Oh, so you have some brains with that brawn?"

"Haha, yeah I guess so."

"Hey listen, I got to get going. You good in calculus?"

"Yeah, I got an A in it last year. Why?"

"I'm actually on my way to that class now, and I'm struggling to pick up on what the professor teaches. Would you be able to tutor me?"

I thought about the consquences. What would I tell Melyssa? Oh, Ethan, just say no. Don't take a chance on ruining things with Mel. Just say...

"Yeah, I could do that."

Fuck Ethan, could you think with the right head for once?

"Sweet, thanks. How about we start next week?"

"Yeah sure, that's fine."

"Two times a week sound too busy for you?"

Come on Ethan, man up. Just say once a week, to keep yourself out of trouble.

"Nah, that's fine."

Listen to your conscience, damnit.

"Alright, well I'm going to be late. Talk to you later stud."

"Yeah, later."

Sometimes I wonder why I get myself into controversial situations; well, now I know why. I don't think things through enough. I can't back out of tutoring Britt, otherwise I'll look like a jackass. I just hope - though very tempted everytime I'm around her - I don't mess around and screw up what I have with Melyssa.

Football could be the only thing right now that I can't screw up, and I can even mess that up with Rodney breathing down my neck about my performances. I thought I'd be having fun and enjoying my time in New York, but right now I'm thinking that coming to Syracuse might be more than I bargained for...

[Justo]

lol i kept thinkin of the little angel and devil conscience things when i read that

[Woy]

Wait, I thought Ethan had matured...or not.

;) We'll see where this leads.

I liked the schizophrenia that was going on in that last update. Nice work.

Thanks.

Lol @ JayRock copyright from the invisi.

How 'bout you comment on the update, you ass.

lol i kept thinkin of the little angel and devil conscience things when i read that

Tis what I was going for.



I've got plans tonight, so I doubt I'll be on. Tomorrow I leave early in the morning for RMU, so I'm not exactly sure when the next update will be.

[packersfan4eva]

lol, nice update. that was pretty hilarious

[Lumpkin]

Yeah I'm sure Britt wants "tutoring."

[T.Dot]

Woy the pimp

[Woy]

This was really good, i hope he gets in trouble with mel.... i dont like her hahahahah

Haha, why not?

Nice update. Hope you don't go too far with Britt.

We'll see. ;)

lol, nice update. that was pretty hilarious

I try.

Yeah I'm sure Britt wants "tutoring."

She does. ;)

I don't do comments.

For *****s

Douche.

Woy: Yeah tutoring my DICK!

Haha, we'll have to see.

Woy the pimp

Nope, he's settled...right?



Probably no updates tonight, I'm pretty busy over here at RMU.

[Deviant]

Probably no updates tonight, I'm pretty busy over here at RMU.

Rule #1: No hickies.

[Woy]

Update possibly soon.

[Woy]

The Game Where Nothing Went Wrong Because the Opponent Sucked

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Maine Black Bears (1-2) at Syracuse Orange (1-2)

Woy's Word
After a tough loss to Northwestern, we came back to the Carrier Dome ready to prove something. Our opponent proved something as well - they were bad.

Greg had everything going for him, throwing five touchdowns and surprisingly no picks. Since Mike was out for this game too, I was on the receiving end of most of the passes. Delone added a 100+ yard rushing performance and a score as Maine only got points against our third string defense. They tacked on three field goals in the fourth quarter, but by that time the damage was done.

Syracuse 49
Maine 9


8 catches, 169 yards, 4 TD

[Justo]

dam Woy you fucked them up good.

who made you that av?