Texans Hold 'Em

[mfbmike]

Congratulations on your playoff berth.

[LC AAU]

Congratulations on your playoff berth.

:2thumbs:

Outta thanks

Pats game is almost over, I'll post that and end of the season shit soon.

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AT

Bradyless Pats Take Down Texans in Season Finale

Patriots (12-4)1|0|6|10|7|33
Texans (10-6)|7|10|0|9|26


Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson watching the Texan Defense.

Passing

Matt Schaub| 19-43 354 yards 2TD 3INT

Kevin O'Connell| 16-33 213 yards 1TD 1INT

Rushing

Steve Slaton| 20ATT 26 yards

Sammy Morris| 14 ATT 130 yards 1TD

Receiving

Andre Johnson| 9 REC 223 yards 2TD
Kevin Walter| 4 REC 56 yards

Randy Moss|6 REC 109 yards 1TD
Wes Welker| 7 REC 59 yards

Defense

DeMeco Ryans| 6TACK (1AST 1TFL) 1SACK 2PDEF
Cato June| 5 TACK (1AST) 1INT

Adalius Thomas| 9TACK (2AST 5TFL) 1SACK
Ty Warren| 5TACK (1TFL) 1INT
Pierre Woods|2AST 1INT
James Sanders|2AST 1INT

Kicking

Kris Brown| 4-5 FG 2-2 XP

Stephen Gostkowski| 4-5FG 48 LONG 3-3XP

Player of the Game

Andre Johnson

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Week 17 Players of the Week


Michael Turner RB
32 ATT 247 yards 2TD


Nnamdi Asomugha CB
1 TACK 3INTs

Injuries

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2009 Regular Season Standings



AFC North



Y- Steelers (11-5)
Ravens (8-8)
Bengals (7-9)
Browns (4-12)

AFC South



Y- Colts (11-5)
X- Texans (10-6)
X- Titans (9-7)
Jaguars (8-8)

AFC East



Z- Patriots (13-3)
Bills (6-10)
Jets (6-10)
Dolphins (4-12)

AFC West



Y- Broncos (11-5)
Chargers (9-7)
Chiefs (7-8-1)
Raiders (4-11-1)



NFC North



Y- Vikings (10-6)
Bears (7-9)
Packers (5-11)
Lions (4-12)

NFC South



Y- Panthers (10-6)
X- Saints (10-6)
Falcons (8-8)
Buccaneers (3-13)

NFC East



Y- Cowboys (10-6)
X- Eagles (10-6)
Giants (9-7)
Redskins (8-8)

NFC West



Z- Seahawks (12-4)
49ers (8-8)
Cardinals (8-8)
Rams (5-11)

* x =clinched playoff berth, y = clinched division, z = clinched conference/home field advantage *

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2009 Regular Season Awards

MVP


Tom Brady QB
311-379 40TD 12INT 14 games

Offensive Player of the Year


Steve Slaton RB
395 ATT 1870 yards 19TD; 41 REC 590 yards 4TD

Defensive Player of the Year


DeMeco Ryans MLB
85 Tackles 4 Sacks 7INT 2FF 3FR

Offensive Rookie of the Year


Mark Sanchez QB
272-460 3038 yards 16TD 19 INT


Defensive Rookie of the Year

William Moore SS
79 Tackles 4INT 1FF 1FR (Cushing snubbed big time)

Best QB


Tom Brady QB
311-379 40TD 12INT 14 games

Best RB


Steve Slaton RB
395 ATT 1870 yards 19TD; 41 REC 590 yards 4TD

Best WR


Andre Johnson
92 REC 1830 yards 14TD (Almost broke Jerry Rice's NFL record)

Best OL


Stacy Andrews RG
38 Pancakes 10 Sacks allowed

Best DL

Trent Cole RE
47 Tackles 16 sacks 4FF

Best LB


DeMeco Ryans MLB
85 Tackles 4 Sacks 7INT 2FF 3FR

Best DB


Bob Sanders SS
69 Tackles 9INT 3FF 2FR


Best K


Shayne Graham K
29-30 FG 31-31 XP

Coach of the Year

New England Coach
Record:11-5 (Wonder who this is :confused2

[mfbmike]

Good shit Demeco. Goooood shit.

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2009 Houston Texans Regular Season Stats

[mfbmike]

Have yourself a year Andre Johnson! Good lord.

[CB4]

Slaton and Johnson killed it this year, I never knew Schaub was struggling that much.

[mfbmike]

Struggling but threw for 4,000 yards.

[LC AAU]

nicee mark sanchez ROTY

slaton and ryans are beasttt 2 awards eachHHH

Slaton and Ryans

Good shit Demeco. Goooood shit.

Fer sure great season by him

u have a colts logo under tom brady for best QB

thanks changed.

Have yourself a year Andre Johnson! Good lord.

Andre Johnson is easily the best WR in the NFL.

Slaton and Johnson killed it this year, I never knew Schaub was struggling that much.

Schaub is FTL. He blows

Struggling but threw for 4,000 yards.

:chomp:

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Wild Card


Byes:



(9-7) AT (11-5)

(10-6) AT (11-5)



(10-6) AT (10-6)

(10-6) AT (10-6)

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(10-6) AT (10-5)

Wild Card Preview


The Texans will want to get to Big Ben as much as they can.


The Texans made it to the playoffs. Successful season? Not quite yet. The Texans feel as if they can win the Super Bowl. They will have to get through a tough Steelers team to even get into the Divisional Round of this year's Playoffs.

What the Texans need to accomplish to win this game is stopping Big Ben. He threw for nearly 4,000 yards this season. His favorite target is Hines Ward, and Dunta Robinson should be able to shut him down. Now when they start running the ball, the Texans will need Marion Williams, DeMeco Ryans, Antiono Smith and co. to help bring him down.

Matt Schaub needs to make no mistakes this game. He has been prone to throw interceptions over the season. Lets hope today is a good day for him.

The Texans defense will also need Steve Slaton to return to his old form. He has not been playing well before and after dislocating his ankle.

Hopefully come Sunday we will see the Texans winning their first playoff game in Franchise history!

[Vinsane]

Great season for the Texans. I don't see you beating Pitt @ Heinz though. :dontknow: