~*~The Windy City Flyer | The Saga of Devin Hester ~*~

[PNovak]

Man, I hope you keep this up for a while. Fun read.

[T.Dot]

Man, I hope you keep this up for a while. Fun read.

Thanks, I'm sticking with this for sure. The idea I have planned is too fun to miss

I'm diggin this. You're doing a good job with developing the story and drawing the reader in... Excelent writing my friend, I'll be following.

Thanks man, thats what I was hoping for :D

[Mit]

Haha. Let's see if this new QB will make Hester content. Good job, man.

[T.Dot]

Season 1, Episode 4: Homework

August 2,2008

The scene opens with the Bears in the meeting room watching game film when suddenly, they hear the door creak. Devin Hester turns around and sees the GM Jerry Angelo strolling into the room.

Ron Turner:Mr Angelo, hello. We were just in the middle of a film session. Is there anything I can help you with. *shuts film off*

Jerry Angelo: No, Ron thanks. I just came to make a short announcement to the guys. Actually I have two announcements but the other one can wait until after the first.

Devin Hester:*whispers to Marty Booker* Fuckin, Angelo. Always ruins shit.

Marty Booker:*whispers* shut up man, Angelo could have your ass for meat if he wanted to do.

Hester starts to talk but Booker and center Olin Kreutz shush him.

Jerry Angelo: Have any of you every heard of Steve Humpheries?

Everyone looks at each other and there is a chorus of 'nos' and 'naws' in the room

Jerry Angelo: In that case *beckons to the door*

A PR assistant rolls a trolley in. On the trolley sit magazines. Angelo approaches the trolley and starts handing out the magazines.

Jerry Angelo: It looks like ya'll have a little light reading to do. The article I want you to read is on page 32 and continues to page 38. Any one that does not read the article will be cut, no exceptions. There will be a test on it tomorrow when Mr.Humpheries is here. You are dismissed.

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Hester disgustedly throws the magazine on his hard bed and turns to his roomate, Devin Aromashoudou

Devin Hester: Man what the fuck is this shit. Why do I have to read the stinking article, I don't give a shit about the Giants.

Devin Aromashoudou: *sitting at a table, with reading glasses on reading the magazine* It's not about the Giants, look see. * turns around and shows Hester the page which has a lot of what seems to be plays on it*

Devin Hester: What the fuck is that shit

Devin Aromashoudou: It's called the A-11, it's actually very interesting, I wonder why Mr.Angelo assigned it.

Devin Hester: Fuck do you want to suck Angelo's dick or some shit? Stop callin him 'Mr Angelo' makes him seem important.

Devin Aromashoudou: Whatever man. If you want to get kicked off the team don't read it , just leave me alone.

Aromashoudou turns around and continues reading. Hester looks disgustedly at the other Devin and then flops on his bed and turns on ESPN.

Stuart Scott: We have breaking news out of Green Bay. Lets go to Rachel Nichols for the latest.

Rachel Nichols: It seems the Packers have finally done something about the Brett Favre situation. According to reports Favre has been traded to the New York Jets for a conditional draft pick I-

The rest is cut out as Hester jumps up in the air and screams.

Devin Hester: Divisions ours bitches. There ain't no Favre anymore.

Shakes Aromashoudou's shoulders

Devin Hester: Come on son, you should be celebrating not acting a fool and reading that shit. Favre's gone, nothing gonna stop us now.

Little did Hester know the biggest roadblock yet would be put in his way the next day.

[chazmaniandevil]

suspenseeeee......how could you incorporate the A-11 though?

[MRN]

Why are you making hester look like a dick?

[T.Dot]

Why are you making hester look like a dick?

Four updates in?
Don't judge.
Wait until twenty updates, trust me he won't be a dick then.
Thanks for checking in.
BTW wwhy are you so sure Hester isn't a dick off the field?

suspenseeeee......how could you incorporate the A-11 though?

Just wait and see ;);)

[MRN]

Four updates in?
Don't judge.
Wait until twenty updates, trust me he won't be a dick then.
Thanks for checking in.
BTW wwhy are you so sure Hester isn't a dick off the field?


Just wait and see ;);)

I am a bears fan, and I watch sports local sports channels...

[T.Dot]

So everyone except Sean Avery acts like an angel on TV, please do not judge just because he is a star.
He held out and is just coming back from the holdout, so I'd think he was still a little pissed at the team

Updates tonight

[MRN]

Yeah, Rivera left..

[T.Dot]

**changed**

[T.Dot]

Season 1, Episode 5: Decisions in Peoria

August 3,2008

The scene opens with the Chicago Bears' players all kneeling on one knee at the center of the practice field in Peoria. They are all anxiously awaiting the arrival of Steve Humphries.

Lance Briggs: Fuck son, when is this fool gonna arrive. My knees been asleep from time.

Charles Tillman:Word Briggs.

Bob Babich: Come on Briggs, shut up, you don't wanna make a bad first impression, through I'm not sure if it's possible not to with you.

Lance Briggs:*glares at Babich* Fuck you coach.

Before Babich can respond, Jerry Angelo walks out onto the field accompanied by Lovie Smith and a balding man who looks to be in his mid to late fourties

Tommie Harris: *kisses his teeth* Man is that the guy we've been waiting for? He looks like some freak I wouldn't let touch me.

Brian Urlacher:*slaps Harris on the back of the head* Have some respect dude.

Angelo interrupts them

Jerry Angelo: Hey guys, without any further ado like me introduce you to Mr.Steve Humpheries. *starts to clap*

Only six players clap for Humpheries: Urlacher,Olin Kreutz, Devin Aromashoudu, Ruben Brown, John Tait and Hunter Hillenmeyer. The rest of the players look on in disgust or boredom.

Devin Hester: Who is this old ass white boy?

Marty Booker: You read that article Hest? He's the guy we read about.

Devin Hester: Shit's wack is what I'm sayin'.

Booker shrugs and turns to listen to Humpheries

Steve Humpheries:Hello and thank you very much for coming. For those of you that do not know who I am, my name is Steven Humpheries. I live in Piedmont,California and along with one of my peers I am the innovator of the A-11 offense.

Jerry Angelo: I have an urgent appointment I must get to but I must say, I hope ya'll enjoy the day we have planned. Steve will work you hard I'm sure, especially the offensive guys because if you hadn't guessed Steve is our new offensive coordinator.

As Angelo walks off the field there is a silence followed by a mixed reaction of claps and yells of outrage from the offensive unit.

Steve Humpheries:*chuckles* We are going to have fun today.



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Four hours later most of the offensive unit is lying on the field motionless after being through a harsh routine by their new offensive coordinator. Only three players: Caleb Hanie, Devin Aromashoudu and Devin Hester are left standing.

Steve Humpheries:*looks towards the worn out players, then looks towards the three players left* Now that we have those pussies weeded out lets see who we have left. Ahh, Hanie, Aromashoudu and *pauses, then smiles* and Hester. Excellent. I was hoping you'd be left.

Devin Hester: *whispers to Hanie* He homo or some shit?

Steve Humpheries:*laughs* I'll just come out and say it. I want you, Mr.Hester, to become the new quarterback in the Chicago Bears' A-11 formation. You are easily the most athletic player on this team, if not in the league and you would be a perfect fit for this formation which demands athletes at every position, especially quarterback. This organization is looking to overhaul this offense under my watch. I believe this offense will be unstoppable with you behind the wheel when we have found the right players.

Devin Hester:*speechless* I- well- uh- I

Steve Humpheries: *starts walking towards the exit of the facilty* You don't need to answer today Hester. Think about it, say goodbye to your teammates. This may be the last time you see some of these guys in Bears uniforms. Goodbye, Mr.Hester. *nods at Hanie and Aromashoudu*

As Humpheries walked away, Hester was left staring at his back, speechless for the first time in his life.

[T.Dot]

Thanks RaiderFan.
I'm gonna wait for a couple more comments before posting the next update,lol

[PNovak]

Hester at QB huh? Let's see where you go with this.

[T.Dot]

Season 1, Episode 6: Changes

August 4,2008

The scene opens with Devin Hester sitting on his bed watching television with his roommate, Devin Aromashoudu when suddenly a knock is heard from the door

Devin Hester:*gets up from the bed to answer the door and looks at the other Devin* Who could that be?

Aromashoudu shrugs and continues to watch the television

Devin Hester:*opens door* Hel-oh *looks back at Aromashodu who has turned his attention from the TV to the door, the color has gone from his face. The visitor is receivers coach Darryl Drake and he has on an orange polo with the Bears' logo embroidered upon it.[/i]

Darryl Drake: Hey Devin *nods at Hester* Mr.Aromashoudu, could you please come with my? Oh and bring your playbook.

Aromashoudu walks out looking sick. Hester closes the door and lies on his bed.

Devin Hester:*yells* WHAT THE FUCCKKKKKK! *starts to throw stuff at the wall* MOTHER FUCKING HUMPHERIES. HE WAS A GOOD KID, A GOOD PLAYER. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? *Hester runs to the phone and hurriedly dials Humpheries' number into the keypad, the phone rings twice and then is picked up by a man with a deep voice*

Mysterious Voice: Hello?

Devin Hester: Steve? This is Devin Hester. I just called to say FUCK YOU. Why did Aromashoudu have to go huh? Ron told me he was going to stay because he had good hands. He was a mother fucking good kid man. What the fuck!

Mysterious Voice: Devin, what are you saying man? Are you OK? Listen, this is Matt Forte. I'll call Rusty and send him up. *voices in the background, Forte says 'it's Hester'*

A moment passes and a new slightly higher voice picks up the telephone

Steve Humpheries: Devin? This is Steve. We all heard what you said. Your teammates and I would like you to come down to the dining room, we were just about to start an offense only meeting.

Devin Hester:*sighs* I'll come Steve, hold on a sec.

Hester gets dressed in track pants and a tank top and takes the stairs to a plainly marked door, which he pushes open. He scans the room until he finds a small table filled with perhaps ten people at the most.

Olin Kreutz: *gets up from the table and gives Hester a hug, whispers in his ear* You OK bud?

Devin Hester:*lets go* I'm fine Olin, thanks man.

Steve Humpheries: *nods at Hester* I see you made it Devin, these are the only guys that made the cut. Let's introduce everyone. Let's see we have Devin Hester, Matt Forte, Olin Kreutz, Greg Orton and Chris Williams. Did I miss anyone.

Hester notices someone sitting in the corner. The person catches Hester's eye and speaks up

Mysterious Player: You missed me coach.

Steve Humpheries: *gives an apologetic nod* I'm sorry. You are...?

Zackary Bowman: *looks confused* I'm Zack Bowman, sir. You asked me to come here?

Steve Humpheries:*laughs* Of course, of course. I was just yanking your chain. *turns his attention to the rest of the table* Well *claps hands* this is the ah *hesitates* ah the new offensive unit. Of course tomorrow you will meet the new players but you six are the keys to our offense. Without further ado, the A-11. *rolls down a chart from the wall*

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After three hours of studying the playbook of the A-11,Humpheries claps his hands.

Steve Humpheries: That should be enough for tonight. I'd like to give all of you a revised version of the Chicago Bears' playbook, study it hard.

Chris Williams: How we supposed to know what to study?

Steve Humpheries: *laughs* I haven't given ya'll positions yet have I? OK, Chris, you and Olin are two of the three O linemen. Your job is to block as usual. Greg, you and Zack will be playing the modified receiver position we have been discussing. Forte, you are playing runner/receiver and you will be used in mainly passing sets, we want the rushing yards to come from the backfield. *turns his gaze to Hester* Yes, and Mr.Hester if you have thought about it, have you decided your answer?

Devin Hester:*thinks for a second* I have. I accept.

Steve Humpheries: *claps hands* Good, meet one half of the Bears' two headed quarterback monster Devin Hester. *shocked gasps* If you were surprised by that wait until you meet Mr.Hester's quarterback running-mate tomorrow. Alright off to bed. *pulls Hester aside* Are you OK son?

Devin Hester:I-- no coach, I'm fine...