Originally posted by Saints101
The Poke'chise: Kush Ketchum's Stoner Adventures
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Came in hot on Goldenrod City and noticed some Team Rocket fools were causing trouble. Time to hit up the Radio Tower and see what the problem was.
So I come busting in, kicked the door in and turn around and karate chop the front desk in half. Then notice that the place is over run with Team Rocket goons. Luckily for them no one in the city had the balls to step up and take these punks down. It's all up to this one stoner to take this place back for good! Time to save the world!
These mfers have no clue
Turns out that the leader of Team Rocket bailed on the group to go train somewhere secret. Now the gang has banded together and they're using the Radio Tower to try and get him to come back. How pathetic. Not to mention they're holding the manager of the place hostage.
Bong Water was smashing all these Pokemon the whole trek through the Tower. When I get to the room where the manager is supposed to be I find an impostor posing as the manager. After smashing him in a battle he gives me the key to the back room in the Underground Path. Oh yeah, Bong Water evolved.
SCORE!
After heading into the basement of the Underground Path, I find the real manager of the Radio Tower and he hooks me up with a Card Key allowing me to get to the room where the Team Rocket Executive is holding down shop. Beating him would force the gang to disperse. HA!
Reefer is too tough
So forcing Team Rocket out of the Radio Tower turned out to be fairly easy. And it's comical because it was accomplished by one single man. A man on a mission. A man who took a break halfway through to light up in a storage closet. That man was Kush Ketchum (yes I am referring to myself in the 3rd person.)
After being thanked (:2g1c by the staff and manager of the Radio Tower It was now time to get that last badge and finally be able to take on the Pokemon League!
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Episode 13: Way of the Dragon
Out Now!Last edited by j.hen; 03-12-2010, 07:40 PM.Comment
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Now that Team Rockets punk ass was once again dealt with, it was finally time to get that eighth badge so I could take on the Pokemon League. But in order to get to the final city where that badge is, you gotta go through the Ice Path.
Fuck the Ice Path is all I have to say. Not only is it covered in Ice but theres Ice everywhere and its cold. When it's cold I shiver and I dont like shivering. Good ol' Reefer is thee to warm shit up though so its all good.
So we get through to Blackthorn City where the final Gym is located. The Gym Leader uses Dragon Type Pokemon so I figured I could take this bitch. The other trainers I had to take on before I could suck on Clair were not worth the time. When I finally got to challenge her I was hoping she'd make up for it.
Clair is Sassy
Her Pokemon were Dragonair and Kingdra. Pretty simple to defeat and the final badge was mine! Pokemon League here I come... wait whats this? Turns out this bitch wanted to be a sore loser and wouldn't give me the badge until I passed "The Dragon User's Challenge" whatever the fuck that means.
Fuck Dragons!
So I had to go to Dragon's Den and pass some test from an Elder Dragon Trainer (Rape?) Nope. A cute little pop quiz is all it takes. Clair showed up afterwards and still didn't want to give me the badge (what a cunt!) Thankfully the elder threatened to tell my boy Lance if she didnt. Throw in a free Dratini and the Rising Badge iz mines.
Dratini and the Rising Badge
So I had finally got all 8 badges in Johto and I could make my way to the Pokemon League! Oh yeah, Reefer evolved. SCORE!
Reefer is a baller
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Episode 14: Journey to the Pokemon League!
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Originally posted by XxPRiM3TiMExXLove the chise. I actually got a Pokemon rom because of this.... But, how do you save the game? I can't shut off my Laptop, because it will freeze unless I save it.Comment
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This is the best thing i have ever seen.
And whats crazy is i was going to do something like this...haha this has to win awards J.Hen
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If there was a section for these i bet it'd be the most active here, but there'd be alot of copying i would think...lolLast edited by Apocalypse; 03-12-2010, 09:24 PM.
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good shit j hen, i have been following this and look forward to you beating the game.Comment
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Spliff lvl. 35
Tauros lvl. 36
Gyarados lvl. 36
Bong Water lvl. 36
Thurgood lvl. 37
Reefer lvl. 40
Got some work to do to get everyone at least up to 40. Once I do that I should be able to take down Lance in the Championship this time around.
It's harder to train a full team of 6 rather than just 3 or 4 at a time like I did when I was 10. lolComment
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