Palooza Presents "The 99 Films of 2011"

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  • Palooza
    Au Revoir, Shoshanna
    • Feb 2009
    • 14265

    #16
    99 Films of 2011

    97. Restless
    Mia Wasikowska, Henry Hooper, Ryo Kase
    Director -
    Gus Van Sant
    Writer(s) -
    Jason Lew
    Rotten Tomatoes Score - 36%
    Metacritic Score - 47/100
    Viewed - HQ torrent
    I don't even know what to say about this movie. I hated every second of it. Depressing and pretentious just to be depressing and pretentious.
    Spoiler Alert - People die.
    Grade - F

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    • Palooza
      Au Revoir, Shoshanna
      • Feb 2009
      • 14265

      #17
      99 Films of 2011

      96. Hall Pass
      Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, Christina Applegate, Jenna Fischer, Richard Jenkins
      Director -
      Peter & Bobby Farrelly
      Writer(s) -
      Pete Jones, Peter Farrelly, Kevin Barnett, Bobby Farrelly
      Rotten Tomatoes Score - 34%
      Metacritic Score - 45/100
      Viewed - HBO
      Classic Farrelly trash. Sudeikis and Richard Jenkins deserve better.
      Spoiler Alert - Happiness! Marriage! Fidelity!
      Grade - F

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      • Palooza
        Au Revoir, Shoshanna
        • Feb 2009
        • 14265

        #18
        Originally posted by Warner2BruceTD
        I tried to watch Green Lantern twice on cable.

        The first time, I was in a hotel in the middle of Oklahoma with literally nothing to do. I had already eaten dinner, I had already masturbated, so the movie had my full attention. It still failed to hold my interest and I ended up channel flipping until I fell asleep.

        The second time, I was home, it was like 2am, nothing else was on, and I gave it another go. Once again, it failed to hold my attention, and I threw in the towel and went to bed.

        Sometimes when the entire world piles on to a bad movie, it really isnt all that bad. But Green Lantern lives up to the hype. It's horrendous and unwatchable.
        It was at the top of my "Do Not Watch List" but I was forced into it after foolishly going to hang out with one of my friends at his girl's mom's house.

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        • Palooza
          Au Revoir, Shoshanna
          • Feb 2009
          • 14265

          #19
          99 Films of 2011

          95. Your Highness
          James Franco, Danny McBride, Natalie Portman, Zooey Deschanel, Justin Theroux
          Director -
          David Gordon Greene
          Writer(s) -
          Danny McBride & Ben Best
          Rotten Tomatoes Score - 26%
          Metacritic Score - 31/100
          Viewed - In theaters
          I truly expected better and I was horribly disappointed. On paper, this should be a solid comedy. It was god awful. Danny McBride better apologize for this movie on his death bed.
          Spoiler Alert - The good guys win. So unpredictable
          Grade - F

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          • Palooza
            Au Revoir, Shoshanna
            • Feb 2009
            • 14265

            #20
            99 Films of 2011

            94. Battle: Los Angeles
            Aaron Eckhart, Michelle Rodriguez, Michael Pena, Bridget Moynahan, Ramon Rodriguez, Jim Parrack
            Director -
            Jonathan Leibsman
            Writer(s) -
            Christopher Bertolini
            Rotten Tomatoes Score - 35%
            Metacritic Score - 37/100
            Viewed - Cable
            What a fucking stinker. It was so ridiculous and I hated nearly every character; they should have all shut up and just killed some god damn aliens.
            Spoiler Alert - I don't remember shit about the end
            Grade - F

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            • Warner2BruceTD
              2011 Poster Of The Year
              • Mar 2009
              • 26142

              #21
              Your Highess is one of the worst movies i've ever seen.

              The post-movie shenanigans right before the credits roll in Hall Pass produced the first laugh from me. It was actually quite hilarious and clever. The movie itself was perfectly described by Palooza - classic Farrelly brother trash. Farrelly brothers suck.

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              • Palooza
                Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                • Feb 2009
                • 14265

                #22
                99 Films of 2011

                93. The Mechanic
                Jason Statham, Ben Foster, Donald Sutherland, Tony Goldwyn
                Director -
                Simon West
                Writer(s) -
                Richard Wenk and Lewis John Carlino
                Rotten Tomatoes Score - 53%
                Metacritic Score - 49/100
                Viewed - DVD
                Stupid remake is stupid. Ben Foster needs to stop making trash, he's actually a good actor. Need an old guy to die in order to progress the plot? Hire Donald Sutherland. The ending ruined what little potential this movie had.
                Spoiler Alert - Stath should have died.
                Grade - F

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                • Goober
                  Needs a hobby
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 12271

                  #23
                  Are you going from best to worst? Because I'm pretty sure your #99, and #98 movies top Twig's list of movies of the year.

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                  • Palooza
                    Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 14265

                    #24
                    99 Films of 2011

                    92. The Sitter
                    Jonah Hill, Sam Rockwell, Ari Graynor, Max Records, Method Man, JB Smoove, Landry Bender, Kevin Hernandez
                    Director -
                    David Gordon Greene
                    Writer(s) -
                    Brian Gatewood, Alessandro Tanaka
                    Rotten Tomatoes Score - 23%
                    Metacritic Score - 39/100
                    Viewed - decent torrent
                    The worst Jonah Hill jokes you can think of, plus the three most annoying children in film history and add a dash of overacting by Sam Rockwell and you have the Sitter
                    Spoiler Alert - Everything works out or something equally stupid
                    Grade - F

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                    • Palooza
                      Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 14265

                      #25
                      99 Films of 2011

                      91. The Darkest Hour
                      Emile Hirsch, Max Minghella, Olivia Thirlby, Rachael Taylor, Joel Kinnaman
                      Director -
                      Chris Gorak
                      Writer(s) -
                      Jon Spaihts
                      Rotten Tomatoes Score - 11%
                      Metacritic Score - 16/100
                      Viewed - decent torrent
                      The cheesy filth of this movie can be seen by the poster presented above. Emile Hirsch hasn't made a movie since Milk (I think) and this is the trash he puts out? For shame.
                      Spoiler Alert - Everyone dies except for the main dude and main chick. Submarines. False hope.
                      Grade - F

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                      • Palooza
                        Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 14265

                        #26
                        99 Films of 2011

                        90. Transformers - Dark of the Moon
                        Shia Lebeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Patrick Dempsey, Frances McDormand, John Malkovich, John Turturro, Kevin Dunn, Ken Jeong, Alan Tudyk
                        Director -
                        Michael Bay
                        Writer(s) -
                        Ehrin Kruger
                        Rotten Tomatoes Score - 35%
                        Metacritic Score - 42/100
                        Viewed - the works
                        I don't need to explain myself here.
                        Spoiler Alert - I can't even remember. The good guys win.. for now!
                        Grade - F

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                        • Palooza
                          Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 14265

                          #27
                          99 Films of 2011

                          89. Cowboys & Aliens
                          Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Olivia Wilde, Paul Dano, Sam Rockwell, Adam Beach, Keith Carradine, Walton Goggins
                          Director -
                          Jon Faverau
                          Writer(s) -
                          Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, Damon Lindelof, Mark Fergus, Hawk Ostby
                          Rotten Tomatoes Score - 44%
                          Metacritic Score - 50/100
                          Viewed - HQ torrent
                          The action scenes sucked, Daniel Craig was neither an alien nor a cowboy but a robot. Harrison Ford was "just having fun out there". Olivia Wilde looked like an alien. The writing was absolutely god-awful. Jon Faverau's career is quickly going down the drain. Three strikes and you're out; I'll be awaiting the next dud.
                          Spoiler Alert - Cowboys win.
                          Grade - F

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                          • Palooza
                            Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 14265

                            #28
                            99 Films of 2011

                            88. Bad Teacher
                            Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Jason Segel, Lucy Punch, Phyllis, John Michael Higgins
                            Director -
                            Jake Kasdan
                            Writer(s) -
                            Gene Stupnitsky, Lee Eisenberg
                            Rotten Tomatoes Score - 44%
                            Metacritic Score - 47/100
                            Viewed - In theaters
                            Cameron Diaz and Mickey Rourke are identical twins, right? Justin Timberlake made me cringe every second he was on screen. I wanted to kill Lucy Punch. Jason Segel played himself, I can deal with that. Tried way too hard to be raunchy and edgy.
                            Spoiler Alert - Awful people wind up getting what they want.
                            Grade - F

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                            • Warner2BruceTD
                              2011 Poster Of The Year
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 26142

                              #29
                              I firmly believe Cameron Diaz is the worst actress of this era. She is the drizzling shits.

                              I hope all 99 movies get an 'F'. This is so awesome. Curmudgeony and bitter, just how I like it. Hollywood truly sucks.

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                              • Palooza
                                Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 14265

                                #30
                                99 Films of 2011

                                87. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
                                Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Ian McShane, Geoffrey Rush, Stephen Graham, Kevin McNally, Keith Richards, Sam Claflin, Astrid Bergès-Frisbey
                                Director -
                                Rob Marshall
                                Writer(s) -
                                Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio
                                Rotten Tomatoes Score - 34%
                                Metacritic Score - 45/100
                                Viewed - Starz
                                There was no reason for this. The existence of this movie embodies everything that is wrong with Hollywood today. Overhyped star (Depp) goes on autopilot one more time, this time with both some new and old faces. Barbossa is pathetic, Ian McShane would be scary if we didn't already know that Captain Jack Sparrow is invincible. Penelope Cruz was as hot as ever and probably the only redeeming part of the movie, except sometimes she looks like a dude. I can understand covering up Keira Knightley with a ton of pirate garb, but Penelope Cruz actually has a body, so um, that would be a bad idea. Oh yeah and LOL mermaids. Rob Marshall should go back to lame overrated musicals.
                                Spoiler Alert - Good guys win, get ready for the next one.
                                Grade - F

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