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  • j.hen
    Self Care
    • Oct 2008
    • 10058

    #61
    Originally posted by DoubleDeuce
    I haven't seen Solo or the other new one yet, but as far as the rest I would rank them like this:

    1. Empire Strikes Back
    2. A New Hope
    3. Rogue One
    4. Force Awakens
    5. Revenge of the Sith (might be controversial ranking it this high but it was the first one I saw live in theater)
    6. Return of the Jedi
    7. Phantom Menace
    8. Attack of the Clones (in my experience most people say this is better than Phantom Menace but I think it sucks in every way, whereas Phantom Menace at least has Liam Neeson and Darth Maul)
    Return of the Jedi waaaay too low. But TLJ fucking sucked.

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    • Houston
      Back home
      • Oct 2008
      • 21231

      #62
      Rather lengthy, but I watched this a few weeks ago and thought it was really interesting and thorough.



      I'd suggest skipping ahead to 1:00

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      • FirstTimer
        Freeman Error

        • Feb 2009
        • 18729

        #63
        Originally posted by j.hen
        Return of the Jedi waaaay too low. But TLJ fucking sucked.
        Return of the Jedi fucking sucked.

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        • Senser81
          VSN Poster of the Year
          • Feb 2009
          • 12804

          #64
          They pretty much all suck other than the first two films. Return of the Jedi was like Bobby Bowden's last years at FSU.

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          • jeffx
            Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 3853

            #65
            Originally posted by Senser81
            They pretty much all suck other than the first two films. Return of the Jedi was like Bobby Bowden's last years at FSU.
            "Return of the Care Bears" is when Lucas started losing it. Fucking teddy bears against military-trained stormtroopers? Would have made more sense to have that battle on the wookies home planet.

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            • FirstTimer
              Freeman Error

              • Feb 2009
              • 18729

              #66
              My ranking would be this:

              Star Wars movies I loved:
              Empire Strikes Back
              New Hope
              Rogue One

              Star Wars movies that I liked:
              Revenge of the Sith
              The Force Awakens

              Star Wars Movies I was "meh" on:
              Solo
              The Last Jedi

              Star Wars movies I thought sucked:
              Phantom Menace
              Attack of the Clones
              Return of the Jedi

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              • dope
                Allons-y!
                • Feb 2009
                • 2096

                #67
                I give star wars a fucking LOOOOOONG leash just cause of my age and my love for them, but TLJ and Solo both fucking sucked.

                My wife was never in SW but she sat through the first hour of TLJ with me running some fucking MST3K commentary to it, to which I finally said to get lost and let me finish this shit on my own (it was the first time I was watching it as well). Should have let her stay as it was far better with her jokes then it was without.

                Following FT

                SW I loved
                Empire
                New Hope
                Rogue One
                Return Of the Jedi

                SW I liked
                Revenge Of The Sith
                Force Awakens

                SW I Was "meh" on
                Attack Of The Clones

                Star Wars I thought sucked
                Last Jedi
                Phantom Menace
                Solo

                As bad as the prequel and new sequels are, I can't wait to show my kids to them. And I'm going to do it "machete" style. For those that haven't heard about that, it's a fun way to introduce people that haven't seen them before. You watch episode IV and V then go watch II then III and finally VI. This way you still the "oh shit" moment when you find out vader is lukes father in V and then get a flashback as to how anakin became vader in II & III then close it out with the happy ending of VI.

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                • Houston
                  Back home
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 21231

                  #68
                  1. Rogue One
                  2. The Empire Strikes Back
                  3. A New Hope
                  4. The Force Awakens

                  The Last Jedi doesn't work for me on any level. I probably dislike it more than any other movie I've ever seen.

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                  • Houston
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                    • Oct 2008
                    • 21231

                    #69

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                    • RosettaStoned
                      Throbbing Tebowner
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 9951

                      #70
                      I can't believe so many of you liked or loved The Force Awakens. That was a pretty shit film too, honestly. Meh at best. The Last Jedi was worse than The Christmas Special.
                      So, metaphorically speaking, our physiology basically has the universe mapped out and you're thinking it needs to be taught addition & subtraction.

                      -Alan Aragon

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                      • jeffx
                        Member
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 3853

                        #71
                        Originally posted by RosettaStoned
                        I can't believe so many of you liked or loved The Force Awakens. That was a pretty shit film too, honestly. Meh at best. The Last Jedi was worse than The Christmas Special.
                        It was basically a rehash of A New Hope. And I can't take Emo Vader.

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                        • j.hen
                          Self Care
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 10058

                          #72
                          The Last Jedi makes Force Awakens seem like Empire.

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                          • j.hen
                            Self Care
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 10058

                            #73
                            Originally posted by FirstTimer
                            Return of the Jedi fucking sucked.
                            The Ewoks were really bad. But seeing Luke as a full fledged Jedi Master makes up for it.

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