Stoudemire won't be traded to the Cavs, but this thread is still very lulzworthy.

[Palooza]

Can I be one of them?

Tryouts are tomorrow at 7.

[Woy]

well im going out to dinner, so you morons can go on and talk about how Moon and Boobie have never been starters in their careers, and how the Fagic are going back to the Finals.

I would recommend the Happy Meal, babe.

[FedEx227]

Tryouts are tomorrow at 7.

am or pm?

Where?

What should I bring?

What should I wear?

[Argath]

well im going out to dinner, so you morons can go on and talk about how Moon and Boobie have never been starters in their careers, and how the Fagic are going back to the Finals.

Wow you're so clever. You and your fagaliers!



Nobody is debating whether the cavs bench has starting experience in their past, what you said was that they would be able to start now at this point in their careers. The answer is simple, no they would not. Jesus Christ stop back tracking trying to change what you said

[Argath]

lol @ going to get dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon. Are your grandparents taking you to the buffet so you can get that early bird special?

[Sportsbuck]

The biggest hindrance to the Cavs is Mike Brown's offensive playbook.

Mike Brown has an offensive playbook?

[DoubleDeuce]

I was more talking about when Shaq was on the floor...notice those players above are all on joke teams. You wanna bust out stats like that, then lets see how much they played that game. I bet Shaq played half of what David Lee and Brook Lopez did.

Haven't read through the rest of this thread, but here's this:


Brook Lopez-33
Shaq-23

David Lee-29
Shaq-27

DeAndre Jordan-25
Shaq-31

So kindly, GTFO

[BUCK3YE5]

what you said was that they would be able to start now at this point in their careers.

prove it.

And no we left that early because the place is kinda far away and always has long waits....and we usually eat around 5pm because we are all hungry by then.

[hoodyallen]

Mike Brown has an offensive playbook?

Yeah, but in his defense Lebron drew up most of the plays.

[BUCK3YE5]

So kindly, GTFO

Ok you lying fuck. Here's where I prove you wrong.

Cavs/Nets
New Jersey Nets vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Box Score - February 09, 2010 - ESPN
Shaq: 23min....7points
Lopez: 38min.....23points

Cavs/Knicks
New York Knicks vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Box Score - February 06, 2010 - ESPN
Shaq: 26min....19points
Lee: 29min....20points

Cavs/Clippers
Los Angeles Clippers vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Box Score - January 31, 2010 - ESPN
Shaq: 31min.....16points
Jordan: 35min....11points

Ok, so Brook Lopez outplayed Shaq (I guess) because he played 15 more minutes. See, this is the kinda bullshit im taklin about with you dipshits. Fuckin assholes posting fake fucking stats to try and prove a false point. GTFO

[DoubleDeuce]

Ok you lying fuck. Here's where I prove you wrong.

Cavs/Nets
New Jersey Nets vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Box Score - February 09, 2010 - ESPN
Shaq: 23min....7points
Lopez: 38min.....23points

Cavs/Knicks
New York Knicks vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Box Score - February 06, 2010 - ESPN
Shaq: 26min....19points
Lee: 29min....20points

Cavs/Clippers
Los Angeles Clippers vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Box Score - January 31, 2010 - ESPN
Shaq: 31min.....16points
Jordan: 35min....11points

Ok, so Brook Lopez outplayed Shaq (I guess) because he played 15 more minutes. See, this is the kinda bullshit im taklin about with you dipshits. Fuckin assholes posting fake fucking stats to try and prove a false point. GTFO

Okay, I did read it wrong but the others are right.

Fuckin assholes missing the point to try and look smart.

[tribeTILLiDIE]

I'm going to the Cavs game vs the Hornets, which is slated to be Amare's Cavs debut if the deal would happen to go down.

[BUCK3YE5]

Missing what point? That Shaq played less than ALL of your examples, just as I said. Not to mention he outplayed DeAndre Jordan, and got 1 less point than David Lee in 3 less minutes.

Misread my ass.

[Argath]

So your saying the fact that he cannot stay in a game long enough to score as much as other guys should not be held against him? Are you fucking serious? You do realize that if Shaq was really as valuable and as conditioned as you say he is, then he would be able to play longer than those other centers. The fact that he can't is just proving yourself wrong more and more.

[BUCK3YE5]

He easily could play more, but why would we play a 38 year old more than we need to? The fact that you cant see that is just proving yourself wrong more and more.