Dolphins WR Chad Johnson arrested for domestic violence, Cut by Dolphins

[Chrispy]

Turns out the NFL was wrong about Chad finding the condoms receipt.

Johnson and his wife went to a restaurant for dinner. They returned home and she found a receipt for a box of condoms, Engle said.
An argument ensued, Engle said.
"It gets pretty heated," Engle said. "By the time they get home here in Davie it's pretty heated. She alleges he leaned over and head butted her. He says she leaned towards him and that they butted heads. Needless to say she has a good laceration on her forehead.

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[NAHSTE]

Obnoxious shitbums gonna be obnoxious shitbums.

[Miggy]

[Maynard]

do you think he will stfu now? how embarrassing...but my guess is he wont be quiet

[dboy_dc]

He married a known ho/jumpoff. Why is he surprised when she does ho-ish things?

@ Chad, though. He might get cut over this shit and she's probably liable for half.

Dallas needs a #3 receiver..

[Champ]

Chad is seriously a good dude. I feel bad he has to deal with this shit.

[Point Blank]

She's a little too black for my taste, sorry.

You wouldn't be able to handle that always

[SuperKevin]

do you think he will stfu now? how embarrassing...but my guess is he wont be quiet

That should be the new smug face smiley.

[Rayman]

She's a little too black for my taste, sorry.

:michaelscott:

Dallas needs a #3 receiver..

[NAHSTE]

He married a known ho/jumpoff. Why is he surprised when she does ho-ish things?

@ Chad, though. He might get cut over this shit and she's probably liable for half.

Ultimate simp move if he gets cut for a jumpoff. Simp Hall of Fame material, there. It's bad enough he's cuffing this jawn in the first place, wifing her up all willy nilly... But to lose your job over that skunt?

[jeffx]

If average guys like us know better than to make a housewife out of a ho, what's Ocho's excuse?

[Tailback U]

Ultimate simp move if he gets cut for a jumpoff. Simp Hall of Fame material, there. It's bad enough he's cuffing this jawn in the first place, wifing her up all willy nilly... But to lose your job over that skunt?

Great DeeJay impression, especially for a white dude.

The older I get, the more I feel bad for some of these guys. I like chad Johnson and I want him to do well because he works hard and takes football very seriously and he has a unique/funny personality but the guy has issues plain and simple.

[MrBill]

The older I get, the more I feel bad for some of these guys. I like chad Johnson and I want him to do well because he works hard and takes football very seriously and he has a unique/funny personality but the guy has issues plain and simple.

Exactly how I look at it. I hate to see guys that really love the game and try to do the right thing get into situations like this.

[Tailback U]

I'll be a little surprised if the Fins cut him if he's found innocent or the charges are dropped. If he's been "tearing it up" like we've been told to believe then I think they'll lean towards fining him or maybe suspending him for a game or two.

[RyanLeaf16]

Ultimate simp move if he gets cut for a jumpoff. Simp Hall of Fame material, there. It's bad enough he's cuffing this jawn in the first place, wifing her up all willy nilly... But to lose your job over that skunt?

Can someone provide a translation?