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Sounds like you guys really enjoyed Jim Nord more then you let on.
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The only moment that I didn't completely think Nord was shit was when he tried to STAB THE UNDERTAKER WITH HIS VIKING SWORD!
I was watching Superstars and Mene Gene cut in for an update where in the pip box was a sword stuck in the ring and then they cut to the footage of Nord attempting to STAB THE UNDERTAKER WITH HIS VIKING SWORD!
So ridiculous, I'll never forget it.
It wasn't that he tried to STAB THE UNDERTAKER WITH HIS VIKING SWORD! that was funny, but it was the look the Undertaker had when he was supposed to be this emotionless zombie, but it was as if he just shit his pants doing this skit because it was so dangerous, is what truly made it hilarious.Comment
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Sounds worthy of a 14/30 score to me.Comment
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Bobby Eaton
Look: 0. This pains me, but Eaton looked like a jobber. Pale skin, bad bleached blonde mullet, no muscle tone whatsoever...dosen't look remotely dangerous.
Promo: 0. He could be a mute for all I know.
Found a promo!
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Yeah, still a zero. WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT HICK JUST SAY!?
"imma defedn this peoples champion Steve Keirn lemme tell ya somthin against anyone Kamala this belt americas champion Jerry Lawler uh uh uh Jimmy Hart firts family steve keirn handicapped match this guy right here i can beat em all um um lance russell you got that jimmy hart before i defedn this belt against all comers here in memphis better get the messege steve keirn you hear me boy um um uh uh jimmy hart first family and thats all i got to say about that lance russell"
Work: 8. Eaton was really, really fucking good. As solid a pro wrestler as you will ever see. Never had a bad match until he was old. How can you not like watching Bobby Eaton wrestle?Comment
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I have no clue how Bobby Eaton made a career out of his stuff. Frankly, I think he should be a WWE road agent ... how he did it still amazes me. A wrestler with 0 mic ability and no body/look making it is amazing.My Twitch video link: http://www.twitch.tv/dave374000
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The 0's are a bit harsh...Bobby Eaton
Look: 0. This pains me, but Eaton looked like a jobber. Pale skin, bad bleached blonde mullet, no muscle tone whatsoever...dosen't look remotely dangerous.
Promo: 0. He could be a mute for all I know.
Found a promo!
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Yeah, still a zero. WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT HICK JUST SAY!?
"imma defedn this peoples champion Steve Keirn lemme tell ya somthin against anyone Kamala this belt americas champion Jerry Lawler uh uh uh Jimmy Hart firts family steve keirn handicapped match this guy right here i can beat em all um um lance russell you got that jimmy hart before i defedn this belt against all comers here in memphis better get the messege steve keirn you hear me boy um um uh uh jimmy hart first family and thats all i got to say about that lance russell"
Work: 8. Eaton was really, really fucking good. As solid a pro wrestler as you will ever see. Never had a bad match until he was old. How can you not like watching Bobby Eaton wrestle?
He'd get at least a 3 on the look for the sweet mullet, but yeah, he looks like a jobber.
Promo work...yeah, he sucks...Cornette was his mouth piece, I'd give him a 1.
A solid 12/30 for Eaton.Comment
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Im pretty sure Eaton is still wrestling in absolute no name orgs.. sad.Comment
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Road Warrior Hawk
Physical Appearance / Look / Character - 8/10. Gigantic...full of 'roids...had TWO MOHAWKS w/ epic mustache...wore face paint. Michael Hegstrand could legitimately whoop everyone's ass. Gets knocked down a peg because he was purely a tag team guy and his look never really stood on its own.
Ability to Talk/Sell Yourself - 10/10. Nobody could improv a lunatic rant like Hawk. NOBODY. I still think the Gettysburg Address starts out "Four Score and 30 years ago!".
In-Ring Work - 2/10. I'm not even going to attempt to justify his ring work. He couldn't really work and he no sold everything. However, I will qualify this all by saying the Road Warriors had easily some of the best 1m squashes in the history of the business...I always enjoyed a good Road Warriors squash.
TOTAL - 20/30.Comment
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Hawk's shoot fights were legendary. The best story was Randy Savage sucker punching him at a Kid Rock concert. Gorgeous George and some other ho Savage was with ended up beating up Hawk's wife, too. What a scene that must have been.
And what were two guys pushing 50 doing at a Kid Rock concert?Comment
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First part...
I'd probably rate Danielson a 6, and I'm being generous. His look would be a 4 and being generous. Total of a 20...but he'd be a Top 25 wrestler of All-Times on my list, but he would score on par with Road Warrior Hawk (who, I love, but still...).
Second part...
Heyman was in a wrestling recession...dude had everything taken from him and had to work with Justin Credible, Steve Corino, and Rhino. Can't hate on'em.Comment
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BTW - Steve Corino is just one of those guys I don't "get"...how he's even a high end guy on the Indy level. I really give not one iota of a fuck about Steve Corino.Comment
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