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Babyface promo to start the show.
HEEL MUSIC HITS
Heel insults babyface, babyface insults heel back, kids laugh, everyone else groans.
MYSTERY GM BELL THING GOES OFF
Mystery GM announces that heel gets to pick a partner of his choosing, to go against the babyface in a HANDICAP MATCH
OH NOEZ, WHAT WILL THE BABYFACE DO!?
Lawler: "Oh my gosh Michael Cole, did you hear that? HELL & HEEL vs. BABYFACE, 2 on 1! This will be great" (followed by creepy laughter for no reason)
Cole: "Should be the biggest RAW main event ever, no doubt about it, King."
COMMERCIAL
Mid Carder vs. Mid carder. Someone wins, doesnt matter, neither guy will ever get over or get pushed.
GO TO THE BACK~! Bad comedy to set up the next match, which is COMING UP NEXT!!
Mid carder vs mid carder. Rematch from the week before, but this time the other guy wins, ensuring that neither ever get elevated.
GO TO THE BACK~! The Heel is searching for his partner for the main event. He's talking to Goldust or some shit. Um, it won't be Goldust.
COMMERCIAL
Dumb slut vs. Dumb slut. Really bad match, Lawler makes the same bad jokes he's been making for twenty years about tits & ass, Cole fake laughs, lots of people change the channel, except dave, who is fapping away somewhere in Canada.
Video Package: ORDER THE NEXT PPV, IT'LL BE SWELL.
COMMERCIAL
TO THE BACK~! Heel still searching for a partner. Approaches Randy Orton, who makes really silly faces, and turns down the Heel. Or did he? He's so ominous and mysterious! THE VIPER
COMMERCIAL
Another bad match.
PROMO FOR SMACKDOWN - Undertaker vows revenge, Kane smiles.
Daniel Bryan crams a million moves into a 1:30 match with some NXT guy. The Miz distracts, Bryan gets rolled up, makes angry faces at Miz.
COMMERCIAL
MAIN EVENT: HEEL & HEEL vs BABYFACE - ZOMG Babyface overcame the odds!...Heels jump Babyface after the match to get their heat back. Sets up PPV main event that we've seen at least 6 times already. Randy Orton watches from the ramp, makes silly faces and walks backwards TO THE BACK.Comment
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Not bad, you forgot the reminders that Raw is the longest running weekly episodic, that WWE was the most googled word for males ages 18-34, that more people watched Raw than (insert random sampling of other not very well rated shows).Comment
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And atleast one more email from the "anonymous GM".
Also.. a Michael Cole rides Miz' dick segment. A stable of every Raw episode for the last 2 months.Comment
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Did You Know...
More people visit WWE.com than MLB, NFL, NHL, NBA, CNN, google, Youtube, yahoo, ebay, craigslist, and ESPN.com combined?Comment
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Lindsay Hayward, the 6-9, 240-pound woman who was given the name Aloisia for NXT, is still under contract to WWE. But she's been pulled from the NXT season because she's deemed not ready. WWE has already done a storyline where Vickie Guerrero fired her from the show.Comment
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Not ready to be in the show where they train rookies.
That's fantastic.
Eli Cottonwood though.... READY. How in the holy fuck are they going to do a 5 woman rookie show? How?Comment
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Supposedly, she's epically bad. Like, makes Eli Cottonwood look like Dean Malenko.Comment
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From Big Dave:
Some notes on Aloisia, the woman WWE hired last week to attempt to be the freak attraction that will build ratings for NXT, and there are people talking about her and curious about her. Her real name is Lindsay Hayward from Walnut Creek, CA. She claims to be 6-9 1/4. She may be the tallest woman alive in the world right now. The belief is there are 17 women in the world, five confirmed in the U.S., who are a legit 6-9, but none who are 6-10. Her mother is 6-1 and her father is 6-7. She was 6-7 when she was 13, but clearly not athletic at that age as even with that size, she was cut from her eighth grade school basketball team. She is 23 years old and did develop enough athletic ability to be a starting center at Rocklin High School in Northern California, where she was an honorable mention high school All-American in the 2004 and 2005 seasons, and averaged 10 points, 11 rebounds and four blocked shots per game. She was recruited by the University of Virginia and would have been the tallest Division I player in the country. But never played her freshman year and left the school after that, deemed a failed “project.” She weighs between 240 and 245 pounds. She started pro wrestling in 2007 on the indie level so the idea she’s gotten little attention after three years isn’t a good sign. As noted, the first I’d heard of her, as Isis the Amazon, was several months back seeing some youtube matches where she was pretty much at the beginner level but didn’t exude any charisma. TNA was aware of her and watched tapes and showed no interest. Since that point, she’s gotten enormous implants. Some giants have done very well in this business and others have not. There’s really no precedent when it comes to a female giant. Rhaka Khan, who was a far better athlete, playing Division I basketball and volleyball, was a complete flop in TNA, but a lot of that had to do with attitude, but nobody cared about her size. Linda Miles (Shaniqua), who was a college basketball star at Rutgers and good enough to get a WNBA tryout, didn’t make it, and nobody cared about her size. Obviously she’s far taller so it’s a different category. Awesome Kong, who is a good worker and was a proven ratings draw in TNA, hasn’t even gotten a WWE offer, although perhaps they’re worried about her mental stability given what happened at the end in TNA and the story of her attempted suicide. For every Andre the Giant in this business, there were plenty of Silo Sam’s, Giant Silva’s and Giant Gonzalez’s. I’m just waiting for them to script a romance with Hornswoggle.Comment
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Jericho lost his spot in the six-pack challenge after he got beat by John Morrison.
Blame the Phantom General Manager for making the decision because now we all are going to miss the "Best at What He Does" because of this travesty.
However, "The Monday Night Delight" got a bump in Champ standings so this isn't a total loss.Comment
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