The General Wrestling Thread

[Warner2BruceTD]

There is a new wrestler called Hub who has been teaming with Cima. He’s doing a gimmick where he’s a snake man, and his mask has a tail and Akira Tozawa is threatening to cut off his tail.

This is the kind of shit that sets Dragon Gate apart. As stupid as that sounds, and I haven't seen it yet because of the DG drought, you can bet it's done in a way where it's subtle and fun, as opposed to if WWE did something like this and it was in your face and over the top groan inducing.

[dave]

I guess she finally finished her tour around the locker room.

Don't deny you wanted to be a WWE Superstar during that tour.

[JayDizzle]

Dwayne's roided up and ready to lay the smack down on that fat stack.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

I guess she finally finished her tour around the locker room.

My guess as well.

It seems women in the WWE go one of three ways...

They quit early.
They make their way around the Locker Room and get released.
They get their feet wet and want to use this "fame" to go get another job.

[EmpireWF]

B) and C) for her

[Warner2BruceTD]

Is Kelly Kelly the worst full time major league pro wrestler ever?

[EmpireWF]

Is Kelly Kelly the worst full time major league pro wrestler ever?

Helllll no.

[Warner2BruceTD]

Helllll no.

Who was worse?

[JayDizzle]

Who was worse?

The Kat


Rosie Lottalove


Alicia Fox

[Mogriffjr]

Buddy just sent me this:

We are able to confirm there has been a considerable amount of drama lately between Vince McMahon and John Cena. As previously reported, WWE keeps promising John time off but keep changing their minds. He was originally slated for time off after WrestleMania XXVIII but he ended up agreeing to work BROCK LESNAR at Extreme Rules. I’m told he wanted to put CM Punk over at WWE Night of Champions and take time off to not only get his elbow cleaned out but to rest his ailing hip. Vince insisted he work Hell in a Cell in October so Cena’s answer was to take off between Night of Champions and Hell in a Cell to get his elbow cleaned out as well as take some time off the road to heal up.

I’m told John felt it was a convenient time to try and get his elbow taken care of in addition to taking time to heal. Usually John doesn’t stand up to Vince, so Vince decided he would give Cena two weeks off after the surgery but no more. Vince specifically told the office he would be back in two weeks but didn’t tell John, assuming he would do whatever he said. Cena was extremely upset when he found out and things got pretty heated with Cena even threatening not to work Hell in a Cell. My source says they comprised last Friday on how many appearances he would do between then and the pay-per-view, however, this was after Cena appeared at the WWE NXT taping on Thursday.

Backstage at NXT, I’m told Cena tried to be professional about it but was clearly not happy at the show. Vince actually made sure that anything Cena taped at NXT would be immediately sent to him for his approval. This led to Vince making Cena re-tape a lot of segments and bumpers because Vince felt Cena seemed “pouty” in them, further upsetting Cena.

[krulmichael]

Buddy just sent me this:

We are able to confirm there has been a considerable amount of drama lately between Vince McMahon and John Cena. As previously reported, WWE keeps promising John time off but keep changing their minds. He was originally slated for time off after WrestleMania XXVIII but he ended up agreeing to work BROCK LESNAR at Extreme Rules. I’m told he wanted to put CM Punk over at WWE Night of Champions and take time off to not only get his elbow cleaned out but to rest his ailing hip. Vince insisted he work Hell in a Cell in October so Cena’s answer was to take off between Night of Champions and Hell in a Cell to get his elbow cleaned out as well as take some time off the road to heal up.

I’m told John felt it was a convenient time to try and get his elbow taken care of in addition to taking time to heal. Usually John doesn’t stand up to Vince, so Vince decided he would give Cena two weeks off after the surgery but no more. Vince specifically told the office he would be back in two weeks but didn’t tell John, assuming he would do whatever he said. Cena was extremely upset when he found out and things got pretty heated with Cena even threatening not to work Hell in a Cell. My source says they comprised last Friday on how many appearances he would do between then and the pay-per-view, however, this was after Cena appeared at the WWE NXT taping on Thursday.

Backstage at NXT, I’m told Cena tried to be professional about it but was clearly not happy at the show. Vince actually made sure that anything Cena taped at NXT would be immediately sent to him for his approval. This led to Vince making Cena re-tape a lot of segments and bumpers because Vince felt Cena seemed “pouty” in them, further upsetting Cena.

[EmpireWF]

Kelly never learned to run the ropes, apparently....but, there's been plenty of other people who were just as shitty, too.

OTUNGA!!!
Jackie Gayda
Heidenreich
Van Hammer
Brackus
Steve McMichael
Mason Ryan

[Warner2BruceTD]

Kelly never learned to run the ropes, apparently....but, there's been plenty of other people who were just as shitty, too.

OTUNGA!!!
Jackie Gayda
Heidenreich
Van Hammer
Brackus
Steve McMichael
Mason Ryan

I think all of those people were much better than Kelly Kelly. I don't really remember Brakus very well, though.

Otunga stinks, but he's like Lou Thesz compared to Kelly Kelly.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

I don't think Empire fully understands how bad Kelly Kelly was in the ring.

Easily one of the worst.

[Warner2BruceTD]

I thought of one.

Lacey Von Erich