The General Wrestling Thread

[dave]

If Serena isn't even trying, why keep her around?
The gimmick calls for str8 play, she's playing Snooki. So long, Serena.
My job says "Dave ... don't show up for work drunk." I don't. Not a big deal.
Serena's says "Don't be drunk in public" she gets wasted in public. Big deal.

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

First of all, She Nay Nay is the most awesomely bad wrestling name ever.

This is from Meltzer, just some insight into what the E looks for in female "wrestlers".

Sexy Star is hardly overweight, btw.

Sexy Star is overweight?

Abuelo loves him some Sexy Star.

[JayDizzle]

Jake "The Snake" Roberts retires:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ImhrcaY0&feature=player_embedded"]Retirement Speech[/ame]

I hope he does okay in the near future but who knows.

[Kuzzy Powers]

Jake's dead within 3 years.

[IamMedellin]

Jake's dead within 3 years.

they've been saying that for the past 20 years....

[Kuzzy Powers]

they've been saying that for the past 20 years....

I think wrestling was the only thing keeping him alive.

[IamMedellin]

i think he's wrestling's ironic joke....

He'll out live em all lol

[IamMedellin]

omg...eric bischoff actually convinced a woman to sleep with him...

 

[Cody]

Orton is on hot streak right now.

[IamMedellin]

the one who destroys the Raw laptop will get one of the biggest pops in the history of Monday Night RAW

in one night the Raw laptop can put over as many ppl as hulk hogan has this decade,,,

[JayDizzle]

CM Punk sighting on RAW ( ).

Katie Vick was brought up and the subsequent "YouTube it and it'll drive you to drink... then you can come see me!" comment was made.

Much laughter was shared.

[JayDizzle]

Segment deteriorated to Big Show asking for a "high-five" from Punk...

"There's nothing "high" about the Straight Edge Society and that makes us better than you!"

...Big Show took offense and proceeded to slap Punk in the chest with that 2,000,000 Ton Anvil he calls a hand.

[dave]

omg...eric bischoff actually convinced a woman to sleep with him...

 

My guess is Eric Bischoff has worn out more women than you have socks.
Oh ... and I like that cougar's bum.

[JayDizzle]

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[IamMedellin]

" you're not funny and Nobody likes you "

-CM Punk

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt9TAAYDqmQ[/ame]