Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[Woy]

This was really good, i hope he gets in trouble with mel.... i dont like her hahahahah

Haha, why not?

Nice update. Hope you don't go too far with Britt.

We'll see.

lol, nice update. that was pretty hilarious

I try.

Yeah I'm sure Britt wants "tutoring."

She does.

I don't do comments.

For *****s

Douche.

Woy: Yeah tutoring my DICK!

Haha, we'll have to see.

Woy the pimp

Nope, he's settled...right?



Probably no updates tonight, I'm pretty busy over here at RMU.

 

[Deviant]

Probably no updates tonight, I'm pretty busy over here at RMU.

Rule #1: No hickies.

 

[Woy]

Update possibly soon.

 

[Woy]

The Game Where Nothing Went Wrong Because the Opponent Sucked

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Maine Black Bears (1-2) at Syracuse Orange (1-2)

Woy's Word
After a tough loss to Northwestern, we came back to the Carrier Dome ready to prove something. Our opponent proved something as well - they were bad.

Greg had everything going for him, throwing five touchdowns and surprisingly no picks. Since Mike was out for this game too, I was on the receiving end of most of the passes. Delone added a 100+ yard rushing performance and a score as Maine only got points against our third string defense. They tacked on three field goals in the fourth quarter, but by that time the damage was done.

Syracuse 49
Maine 9

8 catches, 169 yards, 4 TD

 

[Justo]

dam Woy you fucked them up good.

who made you that av?

 

[packersfan4eva]

shit. 4 touchdowns?

 

[Woy]

dam Woy you fucked them up good.

who made you that av?

Justo is the creator of my awesome avatar.

The Next White Randy Moss? Ha ha. Good game, you taught them not to fuck with Woy.

Maybe so, but then again, it was Maine.

shit. 4 touchdowns?

Reason: FCS team.

8 touchdowns already? Good grief Woy!

Actually nine, counting the Minnesota game.

 

[DoubleDeuce]

*Insert Update Here*

 

[Woy]

Woy>Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris wears Ethan Woy pajamas.

i enjoyed the title of that last game....good stuff

Thank you, I try to entertain. And welcome to VSN.

Good shit. Keep it up Woy. Time to get paid.

MO' MONEY, MO' PROBLEMS.

very good

Thank you.

I'll try to work on an update either late tonight or tomorrow.

 

[Woy]

Woy if we ever meet up I'll make sure you bring the

CHEEEEEEESE

And you bring the wine.

 

[Woy]

False.

I will bring the LULZ.

 

[goDawgs1433]

Let's go E, update

 

[G-men]

i was gone for two weeks and now i have to read 250 posts...fuck you woy

 

[G-men]

i caught up

 

[Woy]

I shall update within the next hour.

 

[Woy]

Tutoring

After our boring win over Maine, I made the most of my Sunday by sleeping and hanging out with Melyssa. Monday, like always brought me no classes, so I was going to sleep again all day when I got a call around noon.

"Hello?"

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

"What?"

"Tutoring, remember? You promised me twice a week."

Damn, I did forget about that.

"On a Monday?"

"Yeah. I know you don't have classes and I fortunately lucked out of them too. Be over here in half an hour."

"Okay."

Why did I agree to this again?

I drove over to her apartment and knocked on the door. Expecting something like the newest Victoria's Secret lingerie on her, I was surprising when she greeted me at the door with her hair pulled up, sweatpants and a Syracuse football tee.

"It's about time. Come on in."

I made my way through the door and noticed pictures of the Syracuse football team around the room. There were team pictures and some individual ones, including...

"So you're a major fan, huh?"

I picked up a picture of me hauling in a touchdown against Northwestern a few weeks ago.

"Yeah, I guess you can say that."

I raised my eyebrow as she playfully punched me in the arm.

"I take pictures for the school paper. Photography major, remember?"

"Oh yeah, of course."

"Yeah so don't think I'm a groupie. I don't want to sleep with you that bad."

Again, I raised my eyebrow when she said that.

"Okay, just forget I said that."

"Yeah, let's just get to studying."

She opened her book and we went to work. I didn't take a math course this year but I could still remember mostly everything from Calculus. I loved math as a kid but as the years went on, I started to hate it. Doesn't mean I wasn't still good at it though.

"Okay, now I get it."

"You sure?"

"Yeah, sounds a lot simplier when you explained it."

"So no more tutoring then?"

"Of course I'm going to need more tutoring. You can't expect me to remember everything after one session, right? Plus you need a reason to get out of your dorm."

"Then I go to Melyssa's dorm."

"When are you going to leave her?"

"Umm, one - I'm in love with her. And two - she's pregnant with my child."

"You know that I want you right?"

"Obviously. I figured this tutoring thing was just a ploy to get with me."

"So why did you say yes?"

Why did I say yes? I'm still trying to figure this out myself.

"Honestly, I don't know. I don't want to cheat on Melyssa - I'm so happy with her. But there's just something about you, just something...something that intrigues me. Makes me wanting to find out more about you."

She leaned in to kiss me but I pushed away.

"Uhh...I've got to go."

"Like I said, whenever you want to leave her, you know the number."

I made my way out the door, not knowing why I said that to her.

I'm starting to think the more I avoid Britt, the better. But of course, that won't happen with this whole tutoring thing...

 

[Lumpkin]

Damn, she don't even care that you got a kid on the way. Britt wants her a slice of Woy.

 

[DoubleDeuce]

I'm sure Melyssa would be up for a threesome.

 

[packersfan4eva]

honestly, i hope britt gets killed or something. nice update

 

[Woy]

Ahhh shit.

Avoid Britt is a great plan.

Maybe he has to.

Damn, she don't even care that you got a kid on the way. Britt wants her a slice of Woy.

Who doesn't?

The whole "chick on the side" thing never pans out... nice update

Thank you, and maybe it'll work out here.

If Mel catches you - it wasn't you. You skeeted on the chick it wasn't you. Photographic evidence? It wasn't you. Timestamp and Google Earth? It wasn't you!

Players NEVER admit to getting caught.

Dat's da truf.

Woy - Melyssa + Britt = horrible disaster. Remember the child Ethan! The child!

What would happen to Baby Ethan!?

I'm sure Melyssa would be up for a threesome.

You wish.

honestly, i hope britt gets killed or something. nice update

Damn, everyone hating on the women.

OMG THREESOME GAIS THE FOLLOWING IS SARCASM BUT IT WOULD BE COOL

I swear to got Ethan Fucking Woy if you put a threesome update in here I will go to fucking RMU with you. I swear to fucking god.

No invisi.

You're going anyways, bitch. Notre Dame will NOT go 10-2 this season.

LOL Threesome. Jayrock has no invisi in his post btw. Britt wants herself some Ethan.

I know him way too well.


Update either late tonight or sometime tomorrow.