Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[G-men]

you should bring rebecca back into the storyline and then have a foursome with her, melyssa, and britt. that would be so awesome.

 

[Woy]

***** you Cray-Z.

ND 10-2 minimum

12-0 and NATIONAL CHAMPS BITCH...then you nigs cant say my chise is unrealistic bahahahah

Hope you have your bags packed for RMU, I already made the request to room with Justin Miller next year.

you should bring rebecca back into the storyline and then have a foursome with her, melyssa, and britt. that would be so awesome.

Rebecca will make an appearance in this sometime soon.

Looking forward to the next update already .

Bet you are.

I know somebody with some purty hair in this thread.

Will + my hair = bromance?

Oh hawt damn...

SEE MY COMMENT ETHAN!?!?

This is my jam...yeah I see your comment.

I need to get caught up with this as well as renew my own RTG, keep reminding me woy...

Haven't updated much since I moved in, so there's not a lot to catch up on. And update yours nukka.



I might have an update by midnight, not promising anything though.

 

[Woy]

Close, But Not Close Enough

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#25 South Florida Bulls (3-1) at Syracuse Orange (2-2)

Woy's Word
The game started off very slow for both teams. Matt Grothe drove his team down the field but threw an interception. However, just like the season's gone so far, Greg Paulus gave the ball back with his own pick. Grothe then drove down the field in the second quarter, hitting all his receivers, before punching in himself to give South Florida a 7-0 lead.

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"Grothe's in the gun, two receivers split out on both sides. Here's the snap, Grothe drops...and it's a draw play! He's to 10, touchdown Bulls! The redshirt senior gives the number 25 team in the land an early lead!"

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We started driving, riding Delone before our drive stalled and Paulus's hail mary attempt was picked off to end the half. However, we got the ball to start the third quarter and we finally captialized on a long drive.

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"Paulus gets the snap, hands off to Carter...actually it's play action, freezes the defense...sees Woy! He fires, and it's caught! 20, 10, touchdown Syracuse! An extra point will tie this game!"

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That's right, an extra point would tie the game. Well...

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"Here's the snap, the kick...it's wide right! So instead of a tie game, South Florida still leads 7-6!"

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Our defense lost some confidence it seemed after that botched extra point. Grothe tore up our defense again, driving the whole field before throwing a score. It was 14-6 after the end of the third and the score would continue to stay that way it looked like, until the last two minutes of the game.

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"Paulus hits Woy for 12 yards and a first down!"

"Carter runs for 11 yards and another first down!"

"Mike Williams breaks a tackle and gets a first down!"

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That's how the drive went. With 30 seconds left, we were at the nine yard line when suddenly we stalled. An incomplete pass by Greg, a lack of run blocking causing Delone to lose 3 and another incomplete pass left us on the 12 yard line with one last chance to score.

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"Here's the snap..."

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"DOWN, SET, HUT!"

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"...Paulus looks right..."

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"Greg, look my fucking way! I'm wide open!"

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"...Woy is open on a slant route..."

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"Fuck Greg!"

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"...and he throws behind Williams and into a defensive back's hands. Game over. South Florida makes their way out of Syracuse with a close win."

#25 South Florida 14
Syracuse 6

9 catches, 125 yards, 1 TD

 

[packersfan4eva]

wow, can't believe he didn't pass it to u.

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Britt is the Dukie's girl. That'd be a plot twist.

 

[Woy]

This story is almost as sexy as Woy's hair.

E: Damn, tough loss.. knocking down USF would have been a great step for the program.

Good stats, wonder what Rod's requirements were for a Top 25 team..

You guys and my hair. :tongue:

We'll have to see about Rodney's goals.

Paulus fucking sucks!

That's a given.

The Dukie choked!

When don't they?

 

[Woy]

wow, can't believe he didn't pass it to u.

AI is really frustrating in this game. Sometimes they'll throw it to you when you're open, sometimes they'll throw it to you when you're in double coverage, etc.

Britt is the Dukie's girl. That'd be a plot twist.

Haha nice try.


Might update tonight, I'll have to find time.

 

[Woy]

I want my fucking thanks.

The Following User Says Thank You to Stafford2Moreno For This Useful Post: Woy

 

[Woy]

The Following User Says Thank You to Woy For This Useful Post:
Remove Your Thanks Stafford2Moreno

Don't you dare.

Oh and back on-topic, I'm starting an update now.

 

[Woy]

Update going on next page.

 

[Woy]

Raising the Bar

"Damn, you weren't kidding Rodney. The boy is good."

Rodney and his friend Tyrone each had a beer in their hands, as they were watching Rodney's client in action. It was 7-0 South Florida at the end of the half, as they were showing the half time statistics.

"What'd I tell ya? Eight touchdowns the last two games. And he's already at five catches in this one. If Paulus could get his head out of his ass, he'd probably be in the endzone at least once so far today."

Tyrone nodded his head, signaling that he agreed. Rodney picked up his can and took another sip of his beer.

"I should start raising the bar on this kid though. He's got West Virginia, Akron and Cincinnati coming up, two decent secondaries and a weak one. If I put on the table double-digit catches and a touchdown, could you imagine the money I'd bring in?"

"Man, we'd be rolling in green."

"Damn right we would be. I'm tempted to pull the trigger on it."

As they continued to talk about raising the standard on Rodney's client's play, a commerical came across the screen.

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"...future. With new coach Doug Marrone in, spirits are high. We signed a top 25 recruiting class and the hype behind the future of this program has student season ticket sales going through the roof. First the Big East, then the NCAA. We're back Syracuse, you better believe it."

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As the commerical faded out, Tyrone began to speak up.

"Woy's right in that commerical - the future is bright for this program."

"As long as he completes my goals, he'll be a big part of that future."

Some small talk ensued after that, and then South Florida kicked off to start the second half.

"Damn, Paulus is actually looking decent this drive."

"Yeah for once. Let's see if he continues his success."

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"Paulus gets the snap, hands off to Carter...actually it's play action, freezes the defense...sees Woy! He fires, and it's caught! 20, 10, touchdown Syracuse! An extra point will tie this game!"

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"Woy's a motherfucking beast baby!"

"Money in my pocket, I love it."

"How the fuck did he miss that extra point?"

"Who cares? I bet on individual performance, not team."

The game continued to go on, as South Florida put up another touchdown to make it 14-6. With the game hanging in the balance, Rodney and Tyrone started to move their chairs closer to the TV as Paulus started to drive the Orange down the field.

"Shit, Paulus is gonna bring them back!"

"I don't have enough faith in the guy. He's going to blow it."

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"Paulus hits Woy for 12 yards and a first down!"

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"More money for yours truly."

"And another first down for the team."

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"And the pass is incomplete. It'll be fourth and 12 with 14 seconds left."

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"Here's the ball game Rodney."

"Let's go Woy, clutch play here."

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"Here's the snap, Paulus looks right, Woy is open on a slant route..."

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"Throw it to him Paulus!"

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"...and he throws behind Williams and into a defensive back's hands. Game over. South Florida makes their way out of Syracuse with a close win."

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"Tough break. He still hit the standard, right?"

"Of course he did. But Paulus is still a fucking moron. He was wide fucking open! I should bust a..."

"No, don't. The last thing we need is the feds on our asses."

"You're right. Woy was still great - the standards are uped next game."

"Sure about that?"

"100 percent."

And with that, Rodney lit up a cigarette and turned off the television...and also turned up the standards for the freshman phenom.

 

[Justo]

great update man but im thinkin 12 catches, 150 yards and a TD next game

 

[packersfan4eva]

woy's in for a world of hurt. nice update

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Ethan goes down with turf toe.

 

[Argath]

Finally, I'm caught up.


Good updates there Woy. You sure are pushing your luck with Melyssa and Britt though. You can't leave your baby momma! If you do, her brother will probably shove his foot so far up your ass you'll taste his boot.

Btw, I want noods of Britt. Girl seems like a slut. I know she be sextin them naked pictures.

 

[Woy]

Damn good update Ethan.

Wonder what the next stats will be?

We'll have to see. Big rivalry game against WVU next.

great update man but im thinkin 12 catches, 150 yards and a TD next game

We'll see.

woy's in for a world of hurt. nice update

He might be, we'll see.

Rodney is starting to get greedy, which should backfire. Paulus can't perform well enough. Strike one for Ethan coming up.

Paulus needs to step his game up.

Great update Woy, keep em up.

Thanks Cody.

Damn... Ethan's gonna fuck up eventually and be a dead man, I feel it.

Nice update Woy.

Maybe, maybe not.

I don't think that woy is going to make it where he dies, that would kinda be a depressing end to the story...

Yeah, I'd feel kind of awkward writing up an update that kills myself, lol.

Ethan goes down with turf toe.

Hmmm.

If Woy were smart...he'd fake injury.

True, true.

Finally, I'm caught up.


Good updates there Woy. You sure are pushing your luck with Melyssa and Britt though. You can't leave your baby momma! If you do, her brother will probably shove his foot so far up your ass you'll taste his boot.

Btw, I want noods of Britt. Girl seems like a slut. I know she be sextin them naked pictures.

Actually I might have something interesting for you guys. At the end of the entire story, I'm going to post who I think would play who if this story was a movie.

Working on an update now, probably will post it tonight.

 

[Woy]

Actually I'll post an update now, and then work on another one for tonight.

 

[Woy]

Putting it on the next page.

 

[Woy]

Tension Running High

Practice was brutal this week and tension was running high. It seemed like the team was losing focus and at least once a practice, there was some sort of fight going on. Needless to say, extra conditioning was a punishment from hell, as we stayed at least an hour after practice running. I started to lose my cool, but didn't show it until Thursday's practice.

It was a cool Thursday afternoon and we were in the middle of a light scrimmage. Greg was off with his passes, like usual, but for some reason it really got to me this time.

"Down, set, hut!"

I ran a slant route to perfection, easily having space between myself and the cornerback. Greg looked my way and threw it...completely behind me and into the defender's hands. As Coach blew the whistle on the play, I angrily unstrapped my helmet and threw it to the ground.

"What the fuck was that Greg?"

Greg looked at me, obviously confused why I was pissed.

"What was what Ethan?"

"That pass! I run a picture-perfect route and you throw it behind me!?"

"It slipped..."

"Have all of your 15 interceptions come because they've 'slipped' too?"

Some of the team made their way to us as Greg was starting to show some anger. A few went 'ohhh' when I made that comment, but I was tired of this shit.

"What's your problem man?"

"What's my problem? What's my problem!? I'm tired of fucking losing! I'm tired of you throwing interceptions! I'm tired of the drama surronding me at Syracuse! Seriously, fuck all this."

I started to make my way off the field when Greg said something that immediately made me turn my head.

"Still sneaking around with that Britt chick? Don't you have a baby to take care of?"

I made my way over to the crowd where Greg was standing with a smirk on his face.

"What did you say?"

"I don't remember, how 'bout you remind me?"

"I think you said, 'punch me in the fucking face.'"

"What was that?"

I wound back and laid a nice blow in his face. He stumbled for a few seconds then fell down as the crowd around us went 'ohh' again.

"Stay out of my personal life, bitch. Or I'll fuck you up worse than what Danny Green did on that dunk."

Some of the players laughed as the everyone made their way back to their stations. Greg got up slowly and made his way over to Coach. Coach's face showed one of disgust, and I knew he snitched on me when I was the only one there after practice, running suicide after suicide.

"What was that all about with Greg?"

"Coach, I'm tired of him. I tried to play nice, but damn, when I'm wide open I want the ball."

"He made one mistake Ethan, you can't..."

"He's made 15 Coach. He's leading the nation in interceptions."

"Actually Jimmy Clausen is."

"Coach, that's beside the point. Don't we have a better option to put behind center?"

"Believe me Ethan, I've thought of it. But look at our roster...I really wish we'd have Andrew back. Ryan's going to start next year, but right now he's nowhere near ready to step in for Greg, especially during the middle of our Big East schedule."

"I gotta help you recruit Coach, haha."

"Yeah, we need a stud four-star prospect to come in here - definitely would help our chances at a future Big East title. Anyways, just please try not to complain about Greg. It'll pay off in the long run, I promise."

"Sure."

"Good, now grab your pads and go back to the locker room. We need you ready for our rival West Virginia, Saturday."

Although I told Coach that I'd forget about my beef with Greg, I knew it would come up again. Winning is the only thing that can calm me down, cause right now losing is eating me alive...

 

[Apocalypse]

haha, nice update man.