Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[Woy]

I'm working on an update now, gentlemen.

 

[Woy]

Staying in the Game

I felt disconnected with the team, as I saw them take the field against Akron on Saturday. Melyssa told me she wouldn't get back till the middle of next week, so I felt alone while watching the game. So instead of watching it by myself, I decided to call and have someone join me.

"Hello?"

"Yo, Jonny!"

"Haha, what's good Ethan?"

Yeah, that Jonny. Jonny Flynn decided to stay for his senior year after a rough season in 2008-09. Even though I've been in the middle of football season, I've also made some appearances at off-season basketball season workouts, and eventually molded a friendship with the starting point guard.

"What are you up to bro?"

"Oh nothing, just got done running; now I'm about to turn on the game. You know we're probably going to lose without you out there, right?"

Jonny was also one of the first people I told about the suspension. Coach Boeheim wanted to kick me off the basketball team after he heard about my episode, but thankfully Jonny conviced him not to.

"Haha, maybe so. You wanna watch it over here? I got a nice-sized screen to watch it on."

"Eh, sure why not? I'll be over in ten."

"Aight."

Jonny made his way over, and we watched started to watch the game. At halftime, Syracuse was leading 14-7 as I grabbed a Mountain Dew out of the fridge.

"So Ethan..."

"Yeah Jonny?"

"You smashing that blonde chick? Bitch is fine!"

"Haha no brah, I got my woman."

"What's her name anyways? I might wanna hit that if you're not."

"Britt."

Jonny's expression turned to one of shock when I said her name.

"What's up?"

"Oh nothing, the name just seems familiar. You know her last name?"

"Actually I don't, never thought about getting it."

"Okay, just wondering."

I was confused on why that name seemed familiar to him. Maybe it was a old hook-up or something? I was going to ask how the name seemed familiar, but he quickly changed the subject.

"You wanna ball or something after this?"

I thought about the consquences, but I needed to do something instead of stay in the apartment all day.

"Yeah sure. I got to get my shot down anyways in time for conference play."

We tacked on two more field goals and shutout Akron, leading to a 20-7 win. Delone stepped up in Mike and I's absences, scoring two touchdowns and rushing for 175 yards.

"You driving or am I?"

"You are, freshman's gas."

"Of course."

I drove out to one of the local outside courts. Jonny and I started just shooting around, then it got into a competitive game of horse. Shots started falling from everywhere, and then I decided to make things a little interesting.

"How much money do you got on you right now?"

"Umm, one hundred. You wanna make a wager?"

"Yeah I do. I throw down a dunk, I take home the money."

"You're six foot three! That's too easy."

"I wasn't finished. Remember the 2000 dunk contest?"

"Who couldn't have? Fucking VC stole the show."

"Exactly. I'm going to throw it off the backboard and put my arm through the rim."

"Bullshit."

"Just watch."

I took the ball from his hands and made my way to mid-court. Taking one dribble, I started running towards the hoop. I tossed it off the backboard a step inside the foul line and jumped up towards the rim.

"No fucking way."

I caught the ball and placed my arm perfectly inside the cylinder. As the ball fell through the net, I turned my head and just looked a Jonny, who had a look of disbelief on his face. As I jumped down, he dashed over to me, still surprised.

"When did you get those type of hops?"

"Greg doesn't throw enough lobs for me to showcase those, haha."

"Damn, it's going to be fun throwing alley-oops to you this year then."

"Yeah hopefully."

I was starting to feel good about basketball season coming up, but first I had to make it through football...

...which is a task in itself.

 

[goDawgs1433]

This whole Brit situation is sketching me out

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Then he wakes up and realizes the whole being good at sports was a dream and he's still in high school

 

[packersfan4eva]

dayum, nice dunk. wonder if you'll beat akron.

 

[Woy]

This whole Brit situation is sketching me out

Good, that's what it's supposed to do. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ANYTHING.

I thought he was gonna break his arm...

damn

You would.

dayum, nice dunk. wonder if you'll beat akron.

Read through the update again.



Umm, I doubt I'll update again tonight. I got some shit to do.

 

[packersfan4eva]

Read through the update again.

oops, missed that. in that case, nice win. since ur doin a RTG, how did u not get any stats? did u purposely run outta bounds and stuff to not get any stats?

 

[Argath]

Woy, I need you to join my movement.

NAACP

National Association Against Cruetly to Plants.


Fuck Vegetarians, they do worse things to plants than they do to animals! Fucking PETA

 

[Woy]

oops, missed that. in that case, nice win. since ur doin a RTG, how did u not get any stats? did u purposely run outta bounds and stuff to not get any stats?

Recorded my season stats on paper, then kept on simming until it simmed a game that I go no stats in. Not that difficult, lol.

And Argath, I'll join your group.

 

[Apocalypse]

Nice update man =D

 

[RockSteady]

Nice update.. Jonny would have been a junior this year though, just sayin'

Woy's got some hops man... what you gonna spend the hundo on?

 

[goDawgs1433]

Nice update.. Jonny would have been a junior this year though, just sayin'

Woy's got some hops man... what you gonna spend the hundo on?

A couple G's of good kush.

 

[RockSteady]

A couple G's of good kush.

Word.. then he can get strike 3 for tokin up lol

 

[T.Dot]

So what did I miss?

 

[Woy]

Nice update man =D

Thank you.

Nice update.. Jonny would have been a junior this year though, just sayin'

Woy's got some hops man... what you gonna spend the hundo on?

My bad, oh well, haha.

And I shall keep that a secret.

Ballin' with Jon Flynn? Woy's already got upper NY on lock.

Developing some chemistry with a teammate.

A couple G's of good kush.

Haha nope. Honestly, I could never get into smoking weed or anything for that matter. I'll smoke a cigar every blue moon, but I'll never smoke anything else.

So what did I miss?

Tons Mitch, go catch up. Epic updates are behind you.

Good to see you're tight with Jonny. Ethan got those amazing hops though, I didn't think he would make the dunk.

99 jumping FTW.



I'll update today.

 

[Argath]

booo no update yet

 

[Woy]

i'll start trying to catch up tomorrow [on fone & trying to read is a bad combo] so try to either let your chise die or put it on hold........im kiddin.

btw ain't it Johnny Flynn ?

I swore it's Jonny Flynn. I'd have to check.

booo no update yet

And I probably won't update today, got some school shit to do.

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Great update!

Oh wait there is no update

 

[Woy]

You try doing my college work and updating this.

I got a shitload to do today, so I don't know if I'll update. I'll try throwing one up here after my 9:30-10:45 class, cause in the afternoon I got an argument essay to write and a bunch of Excel stuff.

 

[Woy]

Here is my criticism for this RTG. First off, white boys can't jump. Secondly, not enough sex updates for me. Thirdly,



this is my favorite RTG.

1. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DkfhaL7Usw"]YouTube - Henry Bekkering New Footage Pure TNT[/ame]

Henry Bekkering says white men can jump.

2. AUT would be on my ass if every other update was a sex scene, haha. Plus Melyssa's pregnant and not home - I'm not fucking a chick that's preggers, lulz.

3. Why thank you.

On second thought, I'm going to spend the time between now and lunch to write up an update.