Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[Woy]

Take a look at how quickly he dealt with his depression problem.
Melyssa hasn't found out about Britt yet.
Mike getting injured.
Etc, etc, etc.

It was just my opinion. I mean isn't that the point of having people post in your chises? So that they can let you know what they think of it? I'm not hating on anything here. This is easily the best chise on VSN, I'm just saying what I don't like about it.

NOTHING is perfect.

Did I say he was done with his depression problem? Maybe I'm saving a Melyssa/Britt catfight in the future? Mike got injured in the game, so there's no way I made that up.

Not saying it's perfect, but you're logic is flawed - especially on how everything just goes my character's way.

So I will use my favorite gif...

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Alright, alright!!!! Fuck, I'm sorry for everything I've posted on VSN okay? From now on, I will only post dick-riding comments. My chises will be bland and will contain updates that are totally realistic and completely un-exciting. I will not start any more chises. I'll stop complaining about the N-Bomb being thrown around. I'll keep my social beliefs to myself. I'll sit there and take it when people spit in the face of my religion and social beliefs. I will become a fucking robot.

That's what all of you want, and that's what you'll get.

NOOOOOOO! LET THE HATERS HATE! LET THEMMMMMMMM!!!! THEY JUST CRAZies!

 

[Woy]

Okay, let's keep this shit out of my RTG now. Just talk about my last few updates and your predictions on what will happen.

Okay? Thanks.

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Alright anyways, I'm guessing Melyssa has her baby, then finds out about Britt. Then Rebeecca comes and Woy gets a foursome.

 

[Woy]

Alright anyways, I'm guessing Melyssa has her baby, then finds out about Britt. Then Rebeecca comes and Woy gets a foursome.

Thank you for getting back on-topic.

 

[Woy]

On Topic: One thing I've been thinking about is how many years of college Woy's going to play. My guess is he stays for 4 years and then enters the NFL. That way he can get a degree to support his family (if Melyssa keeps him after Britt is found out.)

Thank you for getting back on topic as well.

 

[guchi45]

what happened to your best friend that u had a crush on? she ever gonna come back?

 

[Woy]

Epix. Simply epix.

But I'm completely lost. I have no idea where you're going with this. But all I know is I'm going to direct a movie about it.

Good, I hope you're completely lost. That's exactly what I want. My story is supposed to confuse you and you'll never know what is coming next.

Just when I thought he couldn't get any more awesome, Ethan gets the ability to see bits and pieces of the future. He truly is the man.

Very convenient that Mike got hurt for the rest of the season, very, very convenient :shifty:

Not sure if that's a good thing or bad thing he's having these visions. And Mike just got hurt during the last game, so it's not that convenient, lol.

OMG this would be a pimp as script. I'm being 100% serious when I say this could be a movie. Like if you got a director on this they would probably direct a movie about it.

I said at the end of this, I'm going to let you guys pick who you would like to see play each part in this if it was a movie. Like for example, I'd say Megan Fox would play Melyssa.

I can see it now


"Catching Controversy: The Woy Trilogy"

My next RTG and the one after that will only add to the trilogy.

Alright anyways, I'm guessing Melyssa has her baby, then finds out about Britt. Then Rebeecca comes and Woy gets a foursome.

You guys love the sex updates, huh?

On Topic: One thing I've been thinking about is how many years of college Woy's going to play. My guess is he stays for 4 years and then enters the NFL. That way he can get a degree to support his family (if Melyssa keeps him after Britt is found out.)

We'll have to see. I actually have planned that far ahead and have two different storylines that would determine whether he leaves or stays after his junior year. You'll just have to wait and see which one I choose.

lulz. Ethan knows what the real best RTG is on this board. [face_mischief]

lulz jk jk

Probably would be BucsAreBeast if he wrote one. But honestly, I wish there would be more active RTGs right now. BC, you and Ian (MartinStLouis) right now challenge me to make mine better. The more I read you guys's updates, the better I want to make mine. I always feel like I need to be challenged.

Jeez, the kid goes on a losing streak and almost drinks himself into oblivion. Is this when Ethan decides to just duck under a rock, show up for class and games and becomes...dare I say...NOT A REGULAR JOCK ATHLETE?!

You know he won't.

I wonder if it's because he's too used to winning? Oh, maybe that's why I made him go undefeated his senior year.

There's always a method to my madness, kids. Don't you ever forget that.

Hi, I'm new here. I was following this as a guest and read all the way through. A great read. I'll be following this, great work Woy!

Thank you sir, I appreciate it. And welcome to VSN, stay active.

Lucky now Woy is going to thank you

Once I get my thanks back from the Nazis, I will.

^ ??? Actually the reason I joined this forum was so I could post in this thread lol.

Usually when someone new posts something positive in my RTG, I'll "thank" them, adding to their e-rep.

what happened to your best friend that u had a crush on? she ever gonna come back?

Just wait and see sir, I haven't forgot about her or Rebecca yet.

At least you're out of the hospital now, let's see if you can stay out

Yeah, let's hope.




Umm, I'll update possibly twice again.

 

[Lumpkin]

And Mike just got hurt during the last game, so it's not that convenient, lol.

Oh, I figured Rodney had him wacked so Ethan could keep his spot on the team. Looks like I'm reading to much into things trying guess where you're going with this.

 

[RockSteady]

Took me a while to read up on your updates but this is really, really good.

 

[Woy]

Took me a while to read up on your updates but this is really, really good.

Thank you, glad to hear it. Love seeing new followers.

I'm working on an update now.

 

[Woy]

The Dark Side

After getting out of the hospital on Friday, I spent most of the day at Troy's apartment. I wasn't feeling that great, so I slept most of the time - which ended up making me see those visions again.

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"I can't believe this! Get the fuck out right now..."

...

"This just came in moments ago. There has been a shooting on the campus of the University of Buffalo..."

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I woke up to my cell saying I had a voicemail.

"Be here at 7:30. No questions asked."

I knew I'd have to face Rodney sooner or later. Then I looked to the side to see the clock read...

"7:20!? Fuck, I got to go!"

I started running to the door, putting on a Syracuse football shirt as I made my way to my car. Exceeding the speed limit but luckily not seeing any cops, I made it to Rodney's headquarters at...

"You're late. It's 7:35."

Great, nice going Ethan.

"Sorry, it won't happen..."

"Shut up and just sit."

I could sense a lot of anger in Rodney's voice. I know I got one strike from the West Virginia debacle, but he had a heart to cut me some slack against Akron...especially since I was suspended for that game, right?

"How the fuck are you getting suspended!? You know how much money I lose because of that!?"

"Rodney, I can explain..."

Suddenly, he pulled out .45 automatic and put it at my temple. I knew to shut up then.

"Didn't I tell you to shut up?"

I gulped and glanced up at him with a frightened look.

"First of all, I needed one touchdown. Just one! And with the game on the line, we could have made out like bandits...but no! You had to go blow the fucking game!"

If he wasn't holding a gun to my head, I'd probably turn around and beat his ass right now, but I was more scared than pissed.

"And then what do you do after that? You almost fucking die! You're lucky I don't just kill you now!"

By then, I was saying silent prayers to the heavens above.

"But I won't, I can't have the feds on my ass."

Whew, that takes the monkey off my back.

"But if you do fuck up one more time in the season, consider your life in jeopardy."

And a bigger monkey just jumped on, great.

"By the way, I saw that you're suspended for the Akron. I don't give any sympthany points either, so that'll be strike two."

I better hire a bodyguard.

"But I will be nice. You play Cincinnati after Akron, right?"

I opened my mouth, but remembered what he said about talking. So I just nodded yes.

"Okay. I'll give you a five for 60 goal for that game. Not anything special, just want to see if you can get back on top of thing. Capiche?"

Again I just nodded my head.

"Good. Now get the hell out of here before I put you back in that hospital."

I grabbed my stuff and hurried out the door as he was laughing behind me. Looks like I've started to see the dark side of the buisness...

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Dun Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

Ethan goes Madea on his ass next update.

 

[RockSteady]

Damn, you better get strapped! Don't pull a Plax though.

 

[packersfan4eva]

good luck goin 4 years without getting strike 3

 

[Archer]

This chise makes me jizz

 

[Lumpkin]

Yeah it seems now would be the time to invest in a firearm. Otherwise little Ethan Jr may be without a daddy.

 

[goDawgs1433]

Woy is bout to get murked

 

[Woy]

though i only read the most recent update, and skimmed over the first page updates, seems like this chise is well organized and is in the "write" hands, get it?

i know, that was pretty lame, but good job with this WOY, do you go by anything else you'd prefer me to call you?

I'd advise you to take the time to read over all the updates, they are worth the time.

And you can call me by my first name, Ethan, or by Woy - I don't mind either.

 

[Argath]

though i only read the most recent update, and skimmed over the first page updates, seems like this chise is well organized and is in the "write" hands, get it?

i know, that was pretty lame, but good job with this WOY, do you go by anything else you'd prefer me to call you?

You may call him sir or master.