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Dell's Good, Bad & Ugly Movie Reviews

Absolutely agree with your review Dell...The build up to each bomb had me wondering if this was the one that did them in.

The bomb scene at the UN building was tremendous..i dont want to go into to much detail because of spoilers, but it was nicely done. The sniper scene was flat out amazing as well.
 
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An Education
Directed by Lone Scherfig.
2009. Rated PG-13, 95 minutes.
Cast:
Carey Mulligan
Peter Sarsgaard
Alfred Molina
Olivia Williams
Rosamund Pike
Emma Thompson

Plot: High school girl Jenny (Mulligan) is well on her way to fulfilling her dream of attending Oxford when she meets and falls in love with the charming but twice her age David (Sarsgaard).

The Good: Our young female lead, Mulligan, turns in a dynamic performance worthy of the praise coming her way. The cast surrounding her is almost as good. The movie is also paced very well, making full use of its relaitively short 95 minutes. There are no lulls to speak of and we're never bored with Jenny's escapades.

The Bad: This movie proves both that I am utterly lacking in my knowledge of socially acceptable behavior in London during 1961 and I'm a protective dad at heart. I say this because when we, and David, meet Jenny she is 16 and despite appearing to be only slightly younger than her parents he rather openly pursues a romantic relationship with her. As he does this, he mother and father show not the least bit of concern other than cautioning her to stay focused on her studies so she can get into Oxford. I watched incredulously while these two invertabrates repeatedly bend to their daughter's will, or David's, regardless of what it is. This absolutely ruins the movie for me. There was some mild concern expressed by the faculty at Jenny's high school but their warnings were pretty much akin to telling her that fire is hot, not nearly enough to make up for what wasn't going on at home. Again, maybe my ownl life clouds my judgment. As a dad with two daughters it felt more like I was watching a sadistic horror flick than the tender, funny coming-of-age tale its meant to be. Most of the adults feel less like people than facilitators, only there to set Jenny up for the various soliloquys she delivers throughout the film.

The Ugly: Wait until you find out what "stats" are.

Recommendation: It seems this is one of those movies that you'll hear lots of praise for around Oscar time an my be nominated for a couple awards. After all, as of this writing Mulligan was already nominated for a Golden Globe. In fact, it appears everyone loves this movie. That is, everyone but me. It's well put together and beautifully acted but unimaginably frustrating for me to watch for the reasons I gave above. I spent the majority of the runtime wondering two things: 1)Where's Chris Hanson when you need him? 2)How is this not titled Predator 3? Still, it seems I'm swimming against the tide on this one so you may very well think I'm insane after you've watched it for yourself.

The Opposite View: Christy Lemire, Associated Press

What the Internet Says: 7.7/10 on imdb.com (1/21/10), 94% on rottentomatoes.com, 85/100 on metacritic.com

MY SCORE: 5.5/10
 
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The Hurt Locker


MY SCORE: 10/10


Got the blu-ray of this en-route to my house via Netflix. Fucking amped. I have a feeling I'll want to watch this without my girl, so I'll put it on closer to 10 than 9, knowing she'll fall asleep during the first act.

Aren't girls the worst people to watch movies with sometimes? If they're awake, they don't know WTF is going on. If they're asleep, the loud noises wake them up eventually and right as shit starts getting cool, you have to pause the movie to help them to bed.

Anyway, that's my rant, I'll hold off on reading the review till I see it, which will hopefully be today or tomorrow.​
 
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Now, just so you don't go thinking my judgment can be trusted or anything crazy like that...


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I Spit on Your Grave
Directed by Meir Zarchi
1978. Not Rated (originally Rated X), 100 minutes.
Cast:
Camille Keaton
Eron Tabor
Richard Pace
Anthony Nichols
Gunter Kleeman

Young novelist Jennifer (Keaton) seeks revenge against the men who gang-rape her while she's on vacation. This is a very difficult movie to watch. In most gore flicks, the brutality and blood resulting from it are so overblown it's not to be believed. When we watch a Saw flick, for instance, and see some contraption that obviously took an entire crew to build obliterate someone's head and blood splattering in all directions it's shocking and disgusting but so over the top it feels like we're watching a movie. Here, the rape scenes are not only explicit in their viciousness but depicted in a way that makes us feel like we're watching, well, rape. This is far more unsettling and frankly, repulsive, especially since we get three rather lengthy scenes of it. Many people have stopped watching in the middle of one or the other and never finished the movie and I can't say that I blame them. However, there are a couple payoffs if you manage to make it through this part of the film, one for the film itself and one for the viewer. For the film, its reward is your unwavering support for the victim regardless of what she plans to do to these guys. You can even dismiss the fact that our villains are beyond stupid and simply fall for whatever she throws their way. For you, I won't completely spoil the reward but I'm sure you can guess. Let's just say it becomes a "girl power" film of the highest, and perhaps most disturbing order. Not surprisingly, it's one of the most polarizing movies ever because many see it as misogynist and dismiss it as a vile piece of cinema. Even Roger Ebert once called it "the worst movie ever made." I have quite the opposite viewpoint. Much the way many anti-war movies use graphic combat scenes to help make its point, this uses decidedly anti-woman occurrences to achieve a remarkably unrestrained brand of feminism. Oh, and you may never...ever...ever get the bathtub scene out of your head.

MY SCORE: 7.5/10


Read Roger Ebert's entire review here and see just how much he hates this movie.
 
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never heard of the hurt locker. is it sort of like a documentery type of filming? i am curious because u said no real plot which makes me wonder.

but a 10 is a bold score. i will try and dl it tonight
 
wow, you've never heard of The Hurt Locker? Where the fuck you been?
Sorry, I have to side with Maynard on this one. Where have you been?

never heard of the hurt locker. is it sort of like a documentery type of filming? i am curious because u said no real plot which makes me wonder.

but a 10 is a bold score. i will try and dl it tonight

No, not a documentary...but does occasionally use a doc style.
 
Got the blu-ray of this en-route to my house via Netflix. Fucking amped. I have a feeling I'll want to watch this without my girl, so I'll put it on closer to 10 than 9, knowing she'll fall asleep during the first act.

Aren't girls the worst people to watch movies with sometimes? If they're awake, they don't know WTF is going on. If they're asleep, the loud noises wake them up eventually and right as shit starts getting cool, you have to pause the movie to help them them to bed.

Anyway, that's my rant, I'll hold off on reading the review till I see it, which will hopefully be today or tomorrow.

If it's any consolation, I hate watching movies with my wife as well. Instead of watching and figuring out what's going on, she likes to ask me. After I roll my eyes and sigh, I start explaining it only to miss something myself while doing so.
 
If it's any consolation, I hate watching movies with my wife as well. Instead of watching and figuring out what's going on, she likes to ask me. After I roll my eyes and sigh, I start explaining it only to miss something myself while doing so.
thats rough man, my wife does that from time to time, but she knows better for the most part, usually because i will pause it and give a look like "WHAT?"
 
About to watch Hurt Locker, surprisingly, my girl showed interest. I guess she remembered me saying how good it I heard it was, and now she wants to stick it out.

Anyway, I'm off to the living room to watch it right after this wipe.
 
thats rough man, my wife does that from time to time, but she knows better for the most part, usually because i will pause it and give a look like "WHAT?"

Yeah, I'm getting more ornery about it - especially if she asks about what's going to happen - then, I'm like "Watch the movie." I swear I must "Watch the movie" about 50 times whenever we watch one together.
 
Funny Dell. My favorite when I go to the theatres and my sisters will turn and ask me all the time, "whats going to happen" and I respond with "Idk I havent seen the movie before" and they give me a look, like im a smartass.
 
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The Road
Directed by John Hillcoat.
2009. Rated R, 111 minutes.
Cast:
Viggo Mortensen
Kodi Smit-McPhee
Charlize Theron
Robert Duvall

Plot: A man (Mortensen) and his son (Smit-McPhee) try to survive post-apocalyptic America by any means necessary.

The Good: Viggo Mortensen has a subtle power that he brings to every role. Here, it bubbles over so that he commands the screen. It's a remarkable performance that keeps us vested in the journey of our heroes. The constant danger the two find themselves in accomplishes much the same. The bleakness of it all is rather intriguing, as well and captured wonderfully by some outstanding cinematography. It makes us question what we think we would or wouldn't do in the same situation.

The Bad: The whole thing is repetitive and ultimately, pointless. It's almost like watching a movie on a 20 to 30 minute loop. Our heroes wander in a generally southern direction, they think, find a bit of a safe place which quickly becomes dangerous, escape by killing the assailants, dashing into the woods or both. After thism dad tells son he only did what he did to protect him. Somewhere in there we get a flashback to dad arguing with his wife (Theron) around the time the world first went haywire. This happens over and over...and over. When it's all said and done we're still not sure what happened to the world and the grand lesson dad spent nearly two hours of our time teaching son is rendered meaningless.

The Ugly: What they find locked in the basement of the big house on the hill.

Recommendation: The situations our heroes encounter can be exciting. For many, that carries the movie. For me, it wasn't enough because it seems to be relentlessy driving toward some incandescent point but reality, leads nowhere. Therefore, I'm okay with not liking another movie everyone else just loves. In fact, I say see it. You never know, maybe I just don't get it. And no, I haven't read the book.

The Opposite View: Dan Jolin, Empire

What the Internet Says: 7.8/10 on imdb.com (1/22/10), 75% on rottentomatoes.com, 64/100 on metacritic.com

MY SCORE: 5.5/10
 
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If it's any consolation, I hate watching movies with my wife as well. Instead of watching and figuring out what's going on, she likes to ask me. After I roll my eyes and sigh, I start explaining it only to miss something myself while doing so.

truth. i need to get in this rant.

first of all, my girlfriend can't remember a single fucking movie that she has ever watched. honestly, she remembers less than 10 movies that she has ever seen. and she is really smart, she just cannot remember movies for whatever reason. she will pick up a movie that we literally watched together a year ago and be like "this looks good." i'm just like what the fuck? are you retarded?

secondly, watching movies with women is absolutely horrible. doesn't matter if it is my girlfriend, one of her sisters, her mom, or my mom - whenever i'm watching a movie with females they will always look at me and ask "is he the bad guy?!" whether i have seen the movie or not.

and then they are always chit chatting with each other trying to guess what's going to happen or trying to figure out what the fuck is happening because their brains just aren't as developed as ours. just shutup and watch the goddamn movie!!!

i hate watching movie with women, but obviously i can't ever tell my girlfriend that.
 
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secondly, watching movies with women is absolutely horrible. doesn't matter if it is my girlfriend, one of her sisters, her mom, or my mom - whenever i'm watching a movie with females they will always look at me and ask "is he the bad guy?!" whether i have seen the movie or not.

My wife can watch the Lord of the Rings movies multiple times, and I still get asked "If the old guy is Saruman...who is Sauron? Aren't they the same guy?"
 
Surprisingly, my girlfriend not only stayed awake through all of The Hurt Locker, she didn't hate it. But when I asked her if she liked it, she said "It's not really a movie you could like or dislike" which I guess kind of makes sense, but I just looked at her like "Woman, please" and moved on.

The thing about women not remembering movies is hilarious. I can quote the same movie three times in a week and she won't get the reference any of the times. I'll be like "hey, what movie is that from?" and she'll be all like "You know I can't quote movies like you" such a lame excuse when I've already referenced the movie at least a dozen times.

As for The Hurt Locker, I loved it, my only disappointment was not getting to see how Anthony Mackie's character ended up. I guess the conversation in the truck about finally being ready to have a son was his resolution, but I was expecting at least one shot of him back on US soil like we got with Renner's character.

Still a fascinating war movie.
 
Surprisingly, my girlfriend not only stayed awake through all of The Hurt Locker, she didn't hate it. But when I asked her if she liked it, she said "It's not really a movie you could like or dislike" which I guess kind of makes sense, but I just looked at her like "Woman, please" and moved on.

The thing about women not remembering movies is hilarious. I can quote the same movie three times in a week and she won't get the reference any of the times. I'll be like "hey, what movie is that from?" and she'll be all like "You know I can't quote movies like you" such a lame excuse when I've already referenced the movie at least a dozen times.

As for The Hurt Locker, I loved it, my only disappointment was not getting to see how Anthony Mackie's character ended up. I guess the conversation in the truck about finally being ready to have a son was his resolution, but I was expecting at least one shot of him back on US soil like we got with Renner's character.

Still a fascinating war movie.

I think it that case she's trying to tell you not to be such an annoying frat boy who quotes movies all the time, but doesn't have the heart to tell you.
 
I think it that case she's trying to tell you not to be such an annoying frat boy who quotes movies all the time, but doesn't have the heart to tell you.

Oh good one. You're right, the only people who reference movies were once in fraternities, and wear pink polos, and drink out of red plastic cups.

Very salient point you made there. Nobody else on the planet ever references movies.
 
I think it that case she's trying to tell you not to be such an annoying frat boy who quotes movies all the time, but doesn't have the heart to tell you.

hater.

i quote movies all the time. i love movies. i am a movie buff. my friends and i throw out movie trivia quotes all the time.

nahste - my gf has the same problem. i'll whip out the best quotes at the most opportunistic of times and my wit goes straight to waste because she doesn't remember where the fuck its from.

one more thing about women and movies - they seem to have trouble grasping the concepts of films like The Hurt Locker because it is just a story. they enjoy the tension, the acting, the emotions, etc. but they really seem to disconnect themselves from movies that don't follow traditional film concepts.

example - my girlfriend thought Law Abiding Citizen was way better than se7en because it was constantly a guessing game and full of surprises. she didn't like se7en because they just randomly introduced kevin spacey as the serial killer instead of having a guy already involved in the plot be the serial killer. so she kept guessing, "i think he's the killer," "no i think she's the killer," "what the hell he wasn't even in the movie that's lame."

no lady - you're stupid. don't get me wrong, i enjoyed Law Abiding Citizen, but i definitely laughed out loud at some of the ridiculous shit that they threw in there - while she sat on the edge of her seat eating up all the absurd unrealistic shit throughout the movie.

ok i'm done - sorry to hijack your thread, dell. carry on with the reviews please :).
 
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Dillinger
1945. Not Rated, 70 minutes.
Director: Max Nosseck. Starring Lawrence Tierney, Edmund Lowe, Anne Jeffreys, Eduardo Ciannelli.
The rise and fall of real-life bank-robber John Dillinger. At only 70 minutes, it sets a fairly frenetic pace. Still, we get to see John grow into the leader of his bank robbing gang by becoming increasingly ambitious and ruthless. It’s an entertaining crime story that would’ve benefited from some fleshing out. The acting is solid and the action comes fast but the characters are almost universally flat. We see some character development with John but it’s a predictable arc. The opportunity for a great female character is missed by not further exploring Helen’s (Jeffreys) feelings and motivations for her ultimate act more deeply. However, given the era it was made it’s par for the course that the bad guy is thoroughly bad and his girl is a little underwritten even though she plays a major role in how things turn out. SCORE: 6.5/10


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Dillinger
1973. Rated R, 109 minutes.
Director: John Milius. Starring Warren Oates, Ben Johnson, Michelle Phillips, Harry Dean Stanton.
The rise and fall of real-life bank-robber John Dillinger. This isn’t a remake of the 1945 film of the same name but a re-telling of the same legend. Both films, it should be noted, play fast and loose with the facts. At least this version has sense enough to include Melvin Purvis, the G-Man that was always hot on Dillinger’s heels. Both he and Dillinger are presented as tough-talking and ruthless. It just so happens they work on opposite sides of the law. Though this version is roughly 40 minutes longer than its predecessor it manages to pale in comparison in terms of character development. Everyone in the movie remains exactly as they were the first time they appear on screen. New characters also keep getting introduced until the whole thing just feels like role-call. Sadly, even John is unchanged. He’s already well entrenched as a major crime figure when the movie starts. The lone possible exception to this is John’s girl, Billie (Phillips). However, her change of heart is butchered and rendered unbelievable. By the way, her change comes early in the movie and it’s from fearing him to loving him in an instant, so I’m not ruining anything. That said, this is by far the more intense of the two films. Many of the gang’s bank robberies end in large-scale, graphically shown shootouts and car-chases that are still fantastic to watch. There’s blood splattering everywhere, pedestrians get run over by getaway cars and just all around expertly created mayhem. SCORE: 7/10

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Public Enemies
2009. Rated R, 140 minutes.
Director: Michael Mann.
Starring Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Marion Cotillard, Billy Crudup.

Plot: FBI man Melvin Purvis (Bale) hunts America’s most wanted man, bank robber John Dillinger (Depp). Based on a true story.

The Good: The movie does a nice job juxtaposing Purvis’ determined pursuit with Dillinger’s arrogance. Depp really pulls off the smugness of a man who really believes he’ll stay one step ahead of the authorities, even as their bullets whiz by his head. It becomes a riveting cat and mouse. While Depp is very good, Jason Clarke who plays his sidekick Red Hamilton is excellent, stealing scene after scene with subtle wisdom and strength. It’s the type of performance that may go unnoticed but gives Dillinger and the movie as a whole a backbone. True to his reputation, director Michael Mann films some of the most exciting shootouts in the business. Aside from the visuals during these scenes, the sound mixing is superior and adds to the feeling of danger. That might sound a bit technical but when you hear that each weapon makes a different sound and hear bullets ripping apart a tree as someone hides on the other side it brings you to the edge of your seat.

The Bad: Melvin Purvis has proven to be problematic. Russell Crowe’s Richie Roberts from American Gangster or even Al Pacino’s Vincent Hanna from Michael Mann’s own Heat should’ve been the template followed. Those guys were very well developed human beings that were driven and flawed. We could relate to them. Bale’s Purvis is just a stiff “good guy.” We get what he’s trying to do and even why but he’s not real enough to draw us into his side of story. This is especially apparent because Dillinger is so dynamic a personality and dominates the movie. Finally, in between those gorgeous shootouts the movie didn’t look as good as it should have. Portions of it, especially early in the film suffer from the camera being too close to its actors. It may have been done, in order to give certain characters a big reveal a scene or two after they actually appear but it just feels like shoddy cinematography.

The Ugly: Goobers. Yup, a piece of one of the chocolate covered peanuts I was eating when down the wrong pipe and induced a coughing fit that caused me to flee the theater for the nearest water fountain and miss a couple minutes in the middle. I think the lady next to me was both mortified that I might be dying and relieved that I managed not to cough on her.

Recommendation: This is definitely one for fans of gangster flicks and crime dramas in general. Its an exciting two and a half hours that Depp carries quite well. But while it is very enjoyable and likely to be one of the better films of the summer, it’s flaws are enough to keep it from being great.

The Opposite View: Lou Lumenick, New York Post

What the Internet Says: 7.7/10 on imdb.com (7/20/09), 65% on rottentomatoes.com, 70/100 on metacritic.com

MY SCORE: 7.5/10



BTW, Ugly #2: Stephen Dorff, who once seemed to have a promising career is a glorified extra. It took me half the movie to be sure that it was, in fact, him I was seeing.

Just watched this. (Spoilers below)

I thought it was pretty bad for a few reason, the biggest being that there were too many characters, and a lot of them who weren't introduced properly. I had no idea who a lot of the gangsters or agents were (and because of the similar appearance, no way to tell them apart) so I spent way too much time trying to figure out who is who.

Just to start with, why was J. Edgar Hoover even in the movie? Why bother highlighting the Texas Rangers? Why bother having the gambling/bookie circuit gangsters in the movie. They all just distracted me. If the movie is supposed to be Pervis vs Dillinger, develop those characters more. It's not a documentary, I don't need every person that played in history appearing on screen.

That lead me to utter confusion during the big shootout at the bar/motel (in the woods). I thought people were shot who wern't. I thought people were in cars who weren't, but really were, but then they were getting picked up. Thee's just a lot of people (who are dressed the same, same hair style, no facial hair) running around.

I thought it felt a lot like Star Wars episode 1, a million different people and you aren't sure which ones actually matter.

I'd give it a 4/10.
 
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