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Henry's fiancee won't be charged in Bengals receiver's death

Do you honestly think THAT is the issue? All of these physics calculations and the back-and-forth through multiple thread pages is because of your opinion that the bitch is shady.....and NOT because of your opinion that Chris Henry should have no problem jumping out of a truck going 20mph and landing on his feet, unharmed???!!!

I never said he would have been unharmed but the autopsy report didn't specify any injuries to him other than blunt force trauma to the head, which means he likely lost his balance while trying to jump and hit head first or was thrown from the vehicle and hit head first. If he jumped feet first, which seems like the logical way a person would try and jump off anything he might very well have broken his leg or arm(s) or ribs, etc before hitting his head. His own fiancee said that she thought she was going slow enough that we he jumped that he would be ok and the police bought it. Why don't you?
 
LOL slow down to make sure he safely exited?

Yeah because that's what I would do if I were a woman and there was a 6'4 200 pound NFL wide receiver pounding on the back window of my truck... We can't all be as cool under pressure as Brett Favre.

Those are her words, not mine....and again, the police bought her story that she thought she had slowed to a low enough speed for him to jump and be safe, which is why she didn't stop to render aid. Of course it seems more likely that a woman with tattoos on her neck is going to be swerving the vehicle to throw that crazy fool out of her truck...but then you would be agreeing with me.

If Josh McDaniels had ever played football, none of this would even be an issue.
 
I never said he would have been unharmed but the autopsy report didn't specify any injuries to him other than blunt force trauma to the head, which means he likely lost his balance while trying to jump and hit head first or was thrown from the vehicle and hit head first. If he jumped feet first, which seems like the logical way a person would try and jump off anything he might very well have broken his leg or arm(s) or ribs, etc before hitting his head. His own fiancee said that she thought she was going slow enough that we he jumped that he would be ok and the police bought it. Why don't you?

Because clearly it's outside the realm of possiblity that he could have jumped feet first from a vehicle doing 19-23mph couldn't get his footing and that sent his head smacking into the pavement. Clearly that's not even possible.

Please STFU
 
The people in the 70 mph collisions are in a car, that's a marked advantage over Henry's situation. I don't really care what your opinion about the girl is and I haven't even brought that up to you, even though you seem to think you know more about this situation than the police for whatever reason. My problem is that what you are basing your belief on is that if Henry would have jumped from a vehicle moving at 20 MPH that there is no chance he would have died because of his athletic prowess.

Same thing goes for motorcycles where you are completely exposed to the pavement and the oncoming vehicle. I've had friends killed in motorcycle accidents that were doing 30MPH and friends that walked away from wrapping their bikes around a tree at 80MPH.

My problem is that you think an NFL athlete is less coordinated than a 50 year old biker and I never said there would be "no chance" he was killed. Just that if she were really going 20MPH and thought he jumped safely, why didn't she stop when she saw that he was laying in the road in her rearview mirror? It doesn't mean that he didn't slip and hit head first, just watching her interview and comparing what she said to ESPN and what she said right after the accident make it seem like two totally different stories.
 
Because clearly it's outside the realm of possiblity that he could have jumped feet first from a vehicle doing 19-23mph couldn't get his footing and that sent his head smacking into the pavement. Clearly that's not even possible.

Please STFU

I never said it was out of the realm of possibility. It is a free country and you are free to stay the fuck out of the thread.
 
I never said it was out of the realm of possibility. It is a free country and you are free to stay the fuck out of the thread.

Then why are you so concerned with her story not being true, so concerned with having a friend run physics calculations on it if you already know it could be true?

If you already know that it could be possible then why are you so suspicious of the story when nothing about the story seems out of place?

What is the point of you even posting anymore on this subject?

Are you just posting to prove what a retard you are on this subject?
 
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Did you read the police report? Link me to it if so. I would assume that this were a normal police investigation in which they would gather all the evidence and form their case upon that. Not just one person's story. If she were swerving like crazy there would be tire marks, and most likely someone on the road would be more inclined to witness a swerving vehicle. You seem to be preoccupied by neck tattoos for whatever reason and continue to bring it up like it has any relevance in this situation, if you didn't keep doing that it would help for people to actually take your opinion seriously. Obviously she was trying to flee form Chris Henry, that's why she got in the truck in the first place. He pursued he and went on to harass her as she drove away. If you feel that your life is being threatened you don't stop to render aid, you don't have to. This case wasn't decided by one girl's story it was most likely based on the work of forensic scientists as most cases like this would be.

Exactly.

Thank you.

I'd love to hear Mr Bill's theory of the crime and what evidence he has to back it up.
 
Exactly.

Thank you.

I'd love to hear Mr Bill's theory of the crime and what evidence he has to back it up.

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You guys need to get a room because clearly the only reason you keep responding to this thread is so that you can thank each others posts. I have been very clear that the only thing that I have been offering is my opinion for the sake of discussion. At the end of the day, I do not give a rats ass if you like my opinion or not.

It will remain my opinion that the bitch is shady and likely got away with manslaughter and that the Broncos and Notre Dame are shitty football teams.
 
You guys need to get a room because clearly the only reason you keep responding to this thread is so that you can thank each others posts. I have been very clear that the only thing that I have been offering is my opinion for the sake of discussion.
So you're just talkign to hear your head rattle.

Awesome.

There's a thread for that. It's in the Locker Room.
At the end of the day, I do not give a rats ass if you like my opinion or not.
Ok? Good for you. Seems odd for you to say that though considering you're having a friend run physics calculations to back up the opinion you "don't give a rats ass" if anybody likes.

It will remain my opinion that the bitch is shady and likely got away with manslaughter
Nothing like letting facts get in the way of a good story.

and that the Broncos and Notre Dame are shitty football teams.

You can thank us for your team's colors later...and for Rockne teaching Lambeau the game.
 
So you're just talkign to hear your head rattle.

Awesome.

There's a thread for that. It's in the Locker Room.

90% of what is in the NFL forum is opinion as well.

Ok? Good for you. Seems odd for you to say that though considering you're having a friend run physics calculations to back up the opinion you "don't give a rats ass" if anybody likes.

Calculations that your butt buddy interjected into the thread.

Nothing like letting facts get in the way of a good story.

Never stopped you before.

You can thank us for your team's colors later...and for Rockne teaching Lambeau the game.

Yeah, I'm sure that Lambeau's one season at Notre Dame was the end all be all of his career and that no other team in history used Blue and Gold.
 
Calculations that your butt buddy interjected into the thread.
Ok? And you are the only one worried about them anymore..which seems odd for two reasons:

1. You don't give a "rat's ass" about anyone liking your opinion so you attempting to validate your opinion anymore really has no point seeing as no matter what you post, if someone doesn't like it, you don't care. Even though you care enough to hire an outside firm to do calcs for you.

2. You already agreed that Henry falling from the truck as stated by the police and their evidence could have resulted in his death so the results of the calculations your friend is running don't matter. Regardless of what the answer is the force was obviously enough to kill him seeing as he died. Unless you have any actual evidence to show that she was going faster than stated...in which case the force would most likely be greater....this making Henry ever morer deader.





Never stopped you before.
Ha! Right. Because I clearly have the rep around this forum of being a clown and having no idea what I'm talking about.



Yeah, I'm sure that Lambeau's one season at Notre Dame was the end all be all of his career and that no other team in history used Blue and Gold.
Seeing as Lambeau specifcally cited Notre Dame's uniforms as being the inspiration for the Packers colors I'd say it's a pretty safe bet. And I'm also going to say it's say to safe Lambeau learned something from Rockne during his time at Notre Dame. Just a guess?
 
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Would anyone be stupid enough to jump from a moving truck onto pavement when the grass was clearly a better option? I fully understand that when physics are involved common sense is null and void...
 
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Would anyone be stupid enough to jump from a moving truck onto pavement when the grass was clearly a better option? I fully understand that when physics are involved common sense is null and void...

It makes sense that he would have gone for the grass if he was choosing a landing spot.
 
which he would have been if he was jumping out of the truck, Im not saying he didn't Ive done some dumbshit when Im mad too, but there are no shoulders, I would assume he wouldn't have dove out for the middle of the road, maybe he was trying to snatch the bitch out of the drivers side window when he fell, that seems probable..
 
which he would have been if he was jumping out of the truck, Im not saying he didn't Ive done some dumbshit when Im mad too, but there are no shoulders, I would assume he wouldn't have dove out for the middle of the road, maybe he was trying to snatch the bitch out of the drivers side window when he fell, that seems probable..

Well the story is that he was going all crazy banging on the truck while she calmly drove ~20MPH and was concerned for his safety and not her own. He very well might have been trying to reach into the driver side window and went right off onto his head. That is certainly plausible.
 
Why would anyone be stupid enough to jump on the back of a moving vehicle with a broken arm? Why would you assault a valet, when you're already on probation? Why would you get caught driving without a license with weed in your shoes, get caught a month later with guns in your car, get caught buying alcohol for 3 underage girls (one as young as 15), and top it off with a DUI all in a 6 and a half month span?

THIS IS CHRIS FUCKING HENRY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!

And to think..he accomplished all this while having only one arm.
 
Why would anyone be stupid enough to jump on the back of a moving vehicle with a broken arm? Why would you assault a valet, when you're already on probation? Why would you get caught driving without a license with weed in your shoes, get caught a month later with guns in your car, get caught buying alcohol for 3 underage girls (one as young as 15), and top it off with a DUI all in a 6 and a half month span?

THIS IS CHRIS FUCKING HENRY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!

All that is totally diffrent, In all those situations he had something to gain, or excuse me, felt like he had something to gain. There is nothing to be gained from faceplanting into the highway and I think if anything this situation proved that...
 
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