Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

[cf24]

Looking for the movie on BluRay..only a collectors set...but how cool is this packaging ?

I have that. :smug:

I was a Turtle 6 straight years for Halloween.

 

[Derrville]

Nothing but negative feedback from this story. I bet they shy away from the crap alien talk.

 

[dell71]

Have you seen Transformers 2?

Or 3, for that matter. I actually like both Bad Boys flicks, the first Transformers and The Island. Pretty much anything else he's done is straight trash.

Oh wait, found this on his list of directing credits:

Playboy Video Centerfold: Kerri Kendall (video documentary) 1990

How the hell did I miss that one?

 

[1ke]

Its these kind of statements that worry me about you......

Hahahaha, why, cuz Im not gonna let some ass clown piss me off about a Ninja Turtle movie. Ninja Turtles was a huge part of my childhood, just as much as others here say. No matter what Bay does, my childhood WILL NOT be ruined.

 

[Fappin Raptor]

Teenage Mutant dropped from title.

Teenage Mutant dropped from title.

Producer Michael Bay has posted a second statement on his forums about the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie that will be titled Ninja Turtles.

"Paramount marketing changed the name. They made the title simple. The characters you all remember are exactly the same, and yes they still act like teenagers. Everything you remember, why you liked the characters, is in the movie. This script is being developed by two very smart writers, with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles. They care VERY MUCH about making this film for the fans. Everyone on this team cares about the fans. Just give them a chance. Jonathan the director, is a major fan of the whole franchise. HE'S NOT GOING TO LET YOU DOWN.

MICHAEL"

This is in response to the rumor that the title had been shortened. It all started with quotes from Bay last week which revealed that the turtles in the upcoming movie would be of alien origin. Following that quote, Bay responded and so did director Jonathan Liebesman (read here).

Paramount Pictures is planning a December 25, 2013 release for Ninja Turtles.

http://www.superherohype.com/news/a...ond-statement-on-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles

 

[leaffan]

He's really going to hate everything about life at the end of all of this.

I'd love to hear some of the conversations those writers and movie execs are starting to have with the fan backlash being so severe. They may simply just have a script for everything they say about the movie from here on out because they don't want to piss everyone off again.

 

[Herm]

I would not put it past Bay for another Ice sighting...

is it bad that i rewatched TMNT 2 last year and knew the whole song by heart still?


HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TURTLE GET DOOOOOOOOOWN?



while watching Ninja Rap on youtube i saw Jim Carrey's Ice Ice Baby parody from In Living Color, it was hilarious...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A7tLVIsuNw"]Jim carey does Vanilla Ice - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Diivox]

ADULT ALIEN ACTION REPTILES

 

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

It amazes me how seemingly intelligent adults can make such retarded decisions.
I mean you could have made the "Ooze" come from space and still kept the story.
Why are there turtles in space ? Why is there a rat in space ? Why do they know ninjitsu ?

There will be no suspension of disbelief. I hope this movie makes 224$ total opening weekend just to teach ego maniacal writers/producers a lesson.

 

[Cornelius]

Bad Boys (gimmick), Armegeddon(Blah) , The Island(Huge Turd) , The Rock(Nic Cage shitfest) , Transformers 1(nostalgic dump).

Bay gets too much shit from nerds who are always impossible to please.
Even the horror remakes he produced were tolerable considering how terrible the genre is doing.
But his ego has to be and always will need to be kept in check. If he doesnt bow to this pressure the movie may be a bust before its even cast.

Dude, sorry to break this to you. Michael Bay is a giant cocksucking douchebag who only cares about popcorn flicks and raking in mouth breathers to see his next shitty movie. This is par for the course for that fucknut. Then again, you thought the third X-Men was decent. So, fuck Bay and fuck you too.

 

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

Dude, sorry to break this to you. Michael Bay is a giant cocksucking douchebag who only cares about popcorn flicks and raking in mouth breathers to see his next shitty movie. This is par for the course for that fucknut. Then again, you thought the third X-Men was decent. So, fuck Bay and fuck you too.

Youve seen them all.
So are you a masochist or a retard ?

 

[killgod]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-michael-bay-reboot-ninja-turtles-explained/

 

[spiker]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-michael-bay-reboot-ninja-turtles-explained/

I get the point but all of the bro-speak made it basically unreadable. You just can't write something with that many words and have it not contain one coherent sentence. My brain is now fried.

 

[Cornelius]

Youve seen them all.
So are you a masochist or a retard ?

Probably a bit of both. I watch a lot of movies. That helps me to know that Michael Bay movies and X Men 3 are all shit.

 

[Houston]

I could tolerate The Island because of Scarlett Johansson, but the only movie of his I actually liked is Transformers. Easily pass on all else.

 

[citizenerased]

I get the point but all of the bro-speak made it basically unreadable. You just can't write something with that many words and have it not contain one coherent sentence. My brain is now fried.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk"]That's the Joke - YouTube[/ame]

 

[strahanfan92]

Bad Boys (gimmick), Armegeddon(Blah) , The Island(Huge Turd) , The Rock(Nic Cage shitfest) , Transformers 1(nostalgic dump).

The Rock is phenomenal. You obviously didn't fuck the prom queen.

 

[Cornelius]

The Rock is phenomenal. You obviously didn't fuck the prom queen.

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Btw, that movie shits all over the Rock because nobody fucks with the Jesus, man.

 

[JeremyHight]

The Rock is arguably my American action movie of all time. The fact that Bay had me actually rooting for a bitch like Nicholas Cage screams at how good the movie really was.

Honestly, I don't mind Bay that much as a director, but I just hope he goes with the darker overtones of the comics over the more childish antics of the show.

 

[Cornelius]

The Rock is arguably my American action movie of all time. The fact that Bay had me actually rooting for a bitch like Nicholas Cage screams at how good the movie really was.

I think you forgot a word.