Michael Bay Tapped To Relaunch Live-Action TMNT Franchise

[Houston]

Michael Bay's planned reboot of superhero movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has been delayed until 2014 due to a problem with the script, according to reports. The Transformers director announced in March that he had begun working on a new film featuring the martial arts-loving crimefighters and production was due to begin this summer.
But editors at The Hollywood Reporter claim the preparations have been shut down indefinitely by Paramount Pictures executives. Insiders tell the publication they have also pushed back plans to release the film in December next year to May 2014.
Paramount representatives have yet to comment on the reports.

HAHAHAHA

General Public :1
Michael Bay :0

Your move!

 

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

lmao woohoo score one for the fanboys.

 

[Swarley]

Fucking idiot and his Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles.

 

[Leftwich]

This is all happening to focus on World War Z, a movie based on a book starring Brad Pitt.

:fap:

 

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

This is all happening to focus on World War Z, a movie based on a book starring Brad Pitt.

:fap:

release date ?

 

[padman59]

Here's a review of the alleged script for the movie, and (surprise) it's fucking horrible.

http://tmntnottant.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-tant-script-reviewed.html?m=1

And here's the alleged script in its entirety:

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B22ZbuTtrOA3aDdpWFhUNGRacWs/view?pli=1&sle=true

 

[whuteva]

Ninja Ninja Rap!!

 

[BigBucs]

Michael Bay’s Edgy ‘Ninja Turtles’ Script Has Leaked, And Yup, It’s Terrible

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So, hey, remember when we all choked on our pizza at the idea of Michael Bay ruining our childhoods by making a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, minus the Teenage and Mutant? Well, it turns out we had good reason to. In June, Paramount shut down production of the film, which was slated to be released in December 2013; the studio is now aiming for May 2014 so more time can be spent “restructuring” things. Because oh boy, is it awful. A Ninja Turtles fansite,TMNTnotTANT, got their mitts on an alleged copy of the script, and they write:

A little more than a week ago, I was able to get my hands on the TANT script in order to figure out if all of our worst fears were realized, once and for all. Were the turtles really written in as aliens? Is the script a clever adaptation, or just another Michael Bay shit-fest? I have the answer…It’s worse than anyone could have ever imagined. And since production on the movie was canceled, I see no problem in summarizing the parts I read (that is, the parts of the script I read until I got angry and just stopped reading). (Via)
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FYI: Shredder has been renamed General Schrader. (Hank?) Michael Bay, you’ve done it again.
Here are some notable excerpts:

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The movie ends with, “You’re never as alone as you think you are.” Again, the team behind TMNTnotTANT could just be pulling an extremely involved, cruel prank, but to prove their find is real, you’re invited to read the whole script here, assuming you make it through the thing without…

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UPDATE: I haven’t had a chance to read through the entire script yet, but Comic Book Movie has:

18 year old Casey Jones is going nowhere in life. His friends have moved on. His girlfriend April O’ Neal has a prosperous career in NYC. He also works a security guard at a furniture factory. But all of that changes when one night, he stumbles upon a secret underground government hideout and finds four humanoid turtles. From there, he and the reptilian “mutants” uncover a plot to destroy Earth and are set on a course to discovering the Turtles’ secret past.


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This script has a bad case of Spider-Man 3 syndrome. Too many villains and none of them given proper time to develop. There are 4 villains in this movie: Shredder (Here, a colonel named Schrader. God, shot me.), Krang (Who only has 2 lines of dialouge and doesn’t come in until the 3rd act.), Bebop, and Rocksteady. The latter two are the only ones who resemble and act like the versions fans know and love. Shredder is given the worst treatment of them all. He’s been so altered that the writers might as well just cut him and replace him with a new character. Splinter is okay, but he’s pretty weak. In every action scene where he’s present, he is always getting his ass kicked. (Via)

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That’s so Splinter.
(Via)

http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/08/michael-bay-ninja-turtles-script-leak/#ixzz24r3DkmjD

 

[KINGOFOOTBALL]

How much power was Bay given for the script ?
I cant fathom how bad that movie would have been if those tidbits are any indication.

 

[Cornelius]

How much power was Bay given for the script ?
I cant fathom how bad that movie would have been if those tidbits are any indication.

I think that script helps you more than fathom it. It would be fantastically fucking awful.

Maybe not The Room bad, but pretty god damn bad.

 

[Derrville]

Fuck that script. Colonel named Schrader?

 

[SuperKevin]

http://www.superherohype.com/news/a...x-re-teams-with-michael-bay-for-ninja-turtles

Megan Fox has signed on to play a role(likely April O'Neil) in this film

 

[Derrville]

Well fuck... it sucks already.

 

[Cornelius]

Oh..............God dammit

 

[jaxjaggywires]

That's hot...

 

[dell71]

A. That picture makes me want to cry.

B. I thought Fox and Bay hated each other hence, the reason she's no longer part of the Transformers franchise. (No, didn't read the article linked above)

 

[padman59]

A. That picture makes me want to cry.

B. I thought Fox and Bay hated each other hence, the reason she's no longer part of the Transformers franchise. (No, didn't read the article linked above)

I heard it was Spielberg who didn't want her on Transformers because she made a Hitler reference when she described how demanding it was working for Bay.

As for the movie, I lost all confidence when I first read about that god-awful script.

 

[Aso]

Megan Fox and Michael Bay both suck. So this movie is sure to be shitty. And I used to love TMNT.

 

[Houston]

I heard it was Spielberg who didn't want her on Transformers because she made a Hitler reference when she described how demanding it was working for Bay.

As for the movie, I lost all confidence when I first read about that god-awful script.

I thought it was Bay too, because he also got into with with Scarlett Johansson while they were shooting The Island.

 

[Houston]

Remember Shredder looking like this?

No, no you don't...because he's white now...

Death comes for us all Michael Bay, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be without honor.