MTV's "Jersey Shore"

[IamMedellin]

Lololol. She'd be hard to get, she's a DJ, she does great things.

I'm sure she's very "Talented"

 

[CCBrink]

Lololol. She'd be hard to get, she's a DJ, she does great things.

Nah. She's a bartender. It probably wouldn't be much for her anyway because she got fired and had to leave early.

 

[NAHSTE]

Nah. She's a bartender. It probably wouldn't be much for her anyway because she got fired and had to leave early.

I don't know why I put DJ, completely blew my joke. Guess I just have Paulie D on the mind.

 

[kbpsu]

Just heard that the show is canceled. Im trying to find a definite link, but all signs are pointing toward being canceled. This saddens me.

 

[Epidemik]

Couldn't find a definite cancellation but i found these

http://www.hollyscoop.com/tv/jersey-shore/nj-senator-wants-jersey-shore-canceled_2075.aspx

http://tvbythenumbers.com/2009/12/23/new-jersey-italian-american-legislative-caucus-asks-mtv-to-cancel-jersey-shore/37134

 

[Houston]

This show is meh....just holds me off until the real world

 

[brees fan]

This show is meh....just holds me off until the real world

WOW, they let you back in? Did you match the ban drive funds or sumtin?

 

[Houston]

WOW, they let you back in? Did you match the ban drive funds or sumtin?

Not trying to start a scene or anything but yep they let me in but for free.:marshmellow:

 

[kbpsu]

Couldn't find a definite cancellation but i found these

http://www.hollyscoop.com/tv/jersey-shore/nj-senator-wants-jersey-shore-canceled_2075.aspx

http://tvbythenumbers.com/2009/12/23/new-jersey-italian-american-legislative-caucus-asks-mtv-to-cancel-jersey-shore/37134

Yea, I found those (or some along those lines). My friend just told me about it. I didnt want to believe it at first, but its looking more and more truthful.

 

[JayDizzle]

What I don't get is how Snooki could get away with being drunk and missing work but Angelina can't?

Maybe the manager had an inside track on the type that pulls Lil' Snickers and traded a favor for a favor...

 

i.e., he banged the shit out of her

 

[Houston]

What I don't get is how Snooki could get away with being drunk and missing work but Angelina can't?

Maybe the manager had an inside track on the type that pulls Lil' Snickers and traded a favor for a favor...

 

i.e., he banged the shit out of her

Well remember, 90% of the reason Angelina was fired was because she acted like a bitch after. When the boss showed up she completely ignored him, everyone else with sense would've talked to him and sucked up to get their job back.

Trust me, I know a thing or 2 on this subject:shifty:

 

[JayDizzle]

And here I thought it was just the general vibe of whorishness floating around in the house...

Now my drama-for-entertaiment quota will be occupied by J-Woww's indiscrections with Pauly D or "The Situation"'s uncanny ability to be cockblocked at a given moment.

 

[Bear Pand]

I thought it was pretty honorable for MTV to not air the footage of snookie getting rocked in the face, then put up the PSA aout how "violence against women in any form is a crime."

Too bad immediately afterwards they showed JWW!!! punching another girl in the face

 

[Bear Pand]

Situation Quotes

Episode 1

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This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call it The Situation.
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You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.
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I mean this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation.

Episode 2

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If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.
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Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougers. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
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With me and Sam, it’s not a matter of if she wants to hook up with me; it’s a matter of just when I decide.
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I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
*

Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation.

Episode 3

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Angelina was like a half-ass firecracker. It just fizzled out real quick and made a loud noise.

Episode 4

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I got girls back here almost every night, there’s not a time that I don’t have girls coming back. Girls love The Situation.
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I'm hooking up with my girl, Pauly's hooking up with his girl & ahh, we're gonna have sex, so, ya know, that's the situation.
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I’m like “chill out, Freckles McGee.”
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You better be hittin' the gym & if you're not hittin' the gym for like an hour or so, you know, you may have a problem. Ok, cause I'm at the gym for like an hour-and-a-half.. ya know?.. workin' on my fitness.
*

Let’s go, you got a quarter so get outcha car.
*

Basically, one of these girls was definitely more cuter than the other and it happened to be my girl & Pauly D was with “the grenade.” When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.
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I was thinkin’ heavy fire and I didn’t wear my bulletproof vest and I just don’t know if I’m gonna make it.

He's like 30 years old I swear he's spent at least 15 years crafting his persona.

http://www.jerseyshorequotes.com/

 

[JayDizzle]

With the amount of money that dude makes in appearences, he can afford to be a full-time creep

 

[Bear Pand]

Only reason The Situation is so out of control is because none of the guys in the house will check him.

Ronnie is too busy simping over that girl and thinking he "won" the battle vs The Situation to realize that The Situation keeps shitting on him in every Situation possible.

Pauly is too busy being the wingman.

Vinny is probably just excited someone cooks for him.

 

[Irish]

The Situation is the best personality on TV.

No sarcasm

 

[OnlyOneBeerLeft]

this show is absolutely incredible, I'll be buying it on DVD... I have serious never, ever laughed so hard. Family Guy doesn't appeal to me anymore, gimme more Jersey Shore.

One thing that bothers me tho... Jwow is like a classier version of one of my ex'es that I wasted a year and a half with....whore cunt.

 

[1ke]

How old are these people?

That dude who lifts up his shirt looks like hes 33. y wife watches, and she couldn't answer my question.

 

[SuperKevin]

How old are these people?

That dude who lifts up his shirt looks like hes 33. y wife watches, and she couldn't answer my question.

Pauly is 29, Mike is 27, the rest are all like 23 and under