Quarantine | A Houston Rockets Franchise

[Primetime]

Power Ranking: 4th
Record: 3-0
Division Rank: 1st
Conference Rank: T-1st
Overall: 88
Chemistry: 58%
Cap Room: -$16.24M​

 

[Primetime]

November 2nd

93

122

*Game of the Day*
77

103

19 Jefferson PTS Durant 34
6 Jefferson REB Westbrook 10
7 Foye AST Westbrook 11
~Russell Westbrook Records 1st Career Triple Double~





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[Primetime]

November 3rd

88

94

97

87

93

102

108

95

*Game of the Day*
91

89

19 James PTS Terry 25
8 James REB Nowitzki 14
7 West AST Kidd 10

88

83

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[Primetime]

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Boston Celtics (3-0) @ (3-0) Houston Rockets

Team Leaders:
[table="head;autonumtitle=rank;width=16em"] BOS|Stat|HOU

P. Pierce 31.7​

|PPG|22.0 Y. Ming

P. Pierce 8.7​

|RPG|17.0 Y. Ming

P. Pierce 7.7​

|APG|7.0 A. Brooks
[/table]

Team Ratings:
[table="head;autonumtitle=rank;width=10em"]MEM| |HOU

90​

|

OFF​

|91

98​

|

DEF​

|90

98​

|

OVR​

|90
[/table]

Key Matchup:

vs.

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[LC AAU]

Wow, :jizz: This is amazing,

 

[Primetime]

There comes a time in a young man's life when he debates whether another man jizzing in his thread is a compliment, or just plain disgusting. I'm sticking with the good side.

 

[Primetime]

118

______

111
Boston Celtics (4-0) @ (3-1) Houston Rockets

Garnett Pulverizes Rockets Defense, Houston Loses First Game

[table="head;autonumtitle=rank;width=16em"]

1st​

|

2nd​

|

3rd​

|

4th​

|

OT​

|

Final

22​

|

25​

|

29​

|

42​

|

0​

|

118

25​

|

35​

|

25​

|

26​

|

0​

|

111​

[/table]

Tracy McGrady throws down one of his two dunks on the night. McGrady led the Rockets with 33 points in the losing effort.

[table="head;autonumtitle=rank;width=16em"]

BOS​

| |

HOU​

53/103​

|

Field Goals​

|

42/100

51%​

|

Field Goal %​

|

42%

4/14​

|

3 Pointers​

|

5/19

28%​

|

3 Pointer %​

|

26%

8/11​

|

Free Throws​

|

22/28

71%​

|

Free Throw %​

|

78%

37​

|

Assists​

|

25

21​

|

Turnovers​

|

15

20​

|

Team Fouls​

|

14

45​

|

Total Rebounds​

|

39

9​

|

Offensive Rebounds​

|

16

9​

|

Steals​

|

15

4​

|

Blocks​

|

17

78​

|

Point in the Paint​

|

48

25​

|

Bench Points​

|

31

12​

|

2nd Chance Points​

|

13

15​

|

Fast Break Points​

|

11​

[/table]

[table="head;autonumtitle=rank;width=35em"]PLAYER|MIN|PTS|REB|AST|STL|BLK|TO|FG|3PT|FT|OFF|PF|+-
Kevin Garnett|40|42|18|5|2|0|4|21-30|0-0|0-0|6|5|+11
Paul Pierce|38|19|3|3|2|1|0|9-21|1-4|0-0|0|1|9
Ray Allen|38|15|5|1|2|0|2|5-15|2-4|3-3|0|3|+8
Kendrick Perkins|35|11|13|2|0|1|3|5-9|0-1|1-2|2|1|+14
Rajon Rondo|39|6|1|22|1|0|5|2-5|0-0|2-4|1|4|+5
[/table]

[table="head;autonumtitle=rank;width=35em"]PLAYER|MIN|PTS|REB|AST|STL|BLK|TO|FG|3PT|FT|OFF|PF|+-
Tracy McGrady|39|33|2|2|3|3|1|12-28|2-6|7-8|2|3|-9
Yao Ming|39|20|19|3|0|7|3|9-15|0-0|2-2|9|2|-3
Ron Artest|36|10|2|3|1|4|3|5-12|0-2|0-0|1|5|-6
Aaron Brooks|36|10|1|5|1|0|2|3-14|2-7|2-2|0|1|-14
Carl Landry|14|10|4|1|0|0|2|4-7|0-0|2-2|2|2|-11
[/table]

Player of the Game:

Kevin Garnett

Quote of the Night:
"The Rondo to Garnett connection really hurt us tonight. We had no defense for it and that was the reason we lost tonight. We need to get better all over on defense. Yao's shot blocking ability will not get us through the whole season." - Coach Rick Adelman

NEXT:

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[Primetime]

November 4th

97

98

*Game of the Day*
98

94

28 Terry PTS Ginobili 22
8 Kidd REB Duncan 10
9 Kidd AST Duncan 4


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[Primetime]

damn man....KG almost went 40-20, holy shit

I don't wanna talk about it. :shifty:

 

[LC AAU]

What does pulverize mean :shifty:. KG raped youu,

 

[Primetime]

November 5th

89

104

101

73

82

104

101

112

101

109

89

86

78

90

102

97

*Game of the Day*
104

127

23 Iguodala PTS Wade 40
6 Iguodala REB Haslem 9
11 Miller AST Wade 13

82

104

92

97

95

100

90

102

85

87

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[Primetime]

What does pulverize mean :shifty:. KG raped youu,

It means he forgot his KY Jelly at home and decided to put it in my ass anyway.

 

[Primetime]

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Houston Rockets (3-1) @ (1-3) Portland Trailblazers

Team Leaders:
[table="head;autonumtitle=rank;width=18em"] HOU|Stat|POR

T. McGrady 24.8​

|PPG|14.0 L. Aldridge

Y. Ming 17.5​

|RPG|7.3 L. Aldridge

A. Brooks 6.5​

|APG|7.5 B. Roy
[/table]

Team Ratings:
[table="head;autonumtitle=rank;width=10em"]HOU| |POR

89​

|

OFF​

|87

88​

|

DEF​

|74

88​

|

OVR​

|85
[/table]

Key Matchup:

vs.

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[Maestro]

It means he forgot his KY Jelly at home and decided to put it in my ass anyway.

LOL,oh Jesus,i had to do it.

 

[Primetime]

And now that I'm playing the Blazers, I'm getting rammed by B Roy while I dick shine Larmarcus Aldridge's big black johnson.

 

[mfbmike]

Blazers ftw.

Guess my sliders are working out for you? rofl.

 

[Primetime]

I was owning bitches so I tweaked them a little bit and now the AI is giving me no mercy.

 

[Primetime]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

McGrady just got hurt.

 

[Primetime]

First report is that it's not looking to good. :shifty:

 

[Maestro]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

McGrady just got hurt.

I lol at that statement,not surprised at the least.