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Highwayman
NXT 6/26
-Big E Langston v. Aiden English - Oooooo, jobber squash. Can't wait. I really wish Big E's grand finale was another epic encounter with Memo Montenegro instead
This one lasted a legit 30 seconds. Three moves of doom style.
Emma is wearing an EMMAlution shirt. I want it.
-Aksana v. Emma - Won't fast forward an Emma match...just can't do it. Emma makes all your troubles go away like bubbles. I really would like to have some sex with Aksana with them big ol fake titties and womanly hips. She looks like a budget priced call girl. I'm really just watching this shit so I can see the Muta Lock WITH THE DANCE. Now, I'll have this epic theme song in my head for another week.
-Leo Kruger v. Dante Dash - Dante Dash is former Rutgers likebacker Teon Freeman. Anyway...my nigga Leo Kruger is back after a shoulder injury...you can still see the scaring on his shoulder. I just dig Kruger's style in the ring. He just needs a fucking manager for fuck's sake. Is Kimchi still available? Anyone who uses the London Dungeon as their finisher is good by me. Extended squash.
-Bo Dallas v. Mickey Keegan - I thought this guy's name was Axel Keegan? Did they really change the dude's first name because of Curtis Axel? This will be a squash. I'm fast forwarding. I stop and it looks like my dude Leo Kruger is the next challenger for the title.
Wait...do the Bellas actually have a reality show on E? Oh lawd.
-Kassius Ohno/Corey Graves v. The Unnamed Southern Tag Team - If there is ever a deadend gimmick in the WWE in 2013, its the "Southern Boy"...anyway, Hero is looking pretty flabby these days. You know, I'd probably put over the Southern Boys here. I think the WWE should capitalize on what The Shield has done in that, they went over every pair of established stars they just threw together, putting over the idea of a real team beats random thrown together tag teams. And, The Shield got over because of it. They should try bringing back a real tag team division and try and get some more guys over that way. But I digress. Graves and Ohno win...they'll face the Wyatts and the Wyatts run down for some post match shenanigans. Somehow, Regal ends up in the ring...whatever.
This is an incredibly skippable show. Don't waste your time.
-Big E Langston v. Aiden English - Oooooo, jobber squash. Can't wait. I really wish Big E's grand finale was another epic encounter with Memo Montenegro instead

Emma is wearing an EMMAlution shirt. I want it.
-Aksana v. Emma - Won't fast forward an Emma match...just can't do it. Emma makes all your troubles go away like bubbles. I really would like to have some sex with Aksana with them big ol fake titties and womanly hips. She looks like a budget priced call girl. I'm really just watching this shit so I can see the Muta Lock WITH THE DANCE. Now, I'll have this epic theme song in my head for another week.
-Leo Kruger v. Dante Dash - Dante Dash is former Rutgers likebacker Teon Freeman. Anyway...my nigga Leo Kruger is back after a shoulder injury...you can still see the scaring on his shoulder. I just dig Kruger's style in the ring. He just needs a fucking manager for fuck's sake. Is Kimchi still available? Anyone who uses the London Dungeon as their finisher is good by me. Extended squash.
-Bo Dallas v. Mickey Keegan - I thought this guy's name was Axel Keegan? Did they really change the dude's first name because of Curtis Axel? This will be a squash. I'm fast forwarding. I stop and it looks like my dude Leo Kruger is the next challenger for the title.
Wait...do the Bellas actually have a reality show on E? Oh lawd.
-Kassius Ohno/Corey Graves v. The Unnamed Southern Tag Team - If there is ever a deadend gimmick in the WWE in 2013, its the "Southern Boy"...anyway, Hero is looking pretty flabby these days. You know, I'd probably put over the Southern Boys here. I think the WWE should capitalize on what The Shield has done in that, they went over every pair of established stars they just threw together, putting over the idea of a real team beats random thrown together tag teams. And, The Shield got over because of it. They should try bringing back a real tag team division and try and get some more guys over that way. But I digress. Graves and Ohno win...they'll face the Wyatts and the Wyatts run down for some post match shenanigans. Somehow, Regal ends up in the ring...whatever.
This is an incredibly skippable show. Don't waste your time.