Arizona - Andre Ellington off-tackle.
Atlanta - Steven Jackson stopped for two-yard loss.
Baltimore - Justin Forsett dive.
Buffalo - Kyle Orton sneak/dry heave.
Carolina - Cam Newton bootleg.
Chicago - Interception that is somehow even more baffling than what Seattle did.
Cincinnati - Delay of game.
Cleveland - Brian Hoyer pass incomplete, but "the gutsy kind of incomplete."
Dallas - Run off tackle with DeMarco Murray, pray there isn't a replay angle where you can see the ball coming loose before it crosses the goal line.
Denver - John Fox looks at scoreboard pensively until a frustrated Peyton Manning calls timeout.
Detroit - Matt Stafford leaps over line, crowd agrees it's the least athletic thing they've ever seen.
Green Bay - John Kuhn.
Houston - Arian Foster dive, during which whoever is quarterback breaks all of his fingers.
Indianapolis - Andrew Luck pretends headset doesn't work when coaches call in play for Trent Richardson.
Jacksonville - Toby Gerhart up the middle.
Kansas City - Wait, what? Who has the ball now? Punt? Should we punt? Aw, hell. I got distracted.
Miami - Ryan Tannehill sneak.
Minnesota - Toss to Matt Asiata stopped for loss.
New Orleans - Quick out to Jimmy Graham.
New York Jets - Handoff to Chris Ivory bobbled, somehow accidentally kicked out of the back of the end zone.
New York Giants - Run up the middle with Andre Williams.
Oakland - Sack.
Philadelphia - Jet sweep with Jeremy Maclin.
Pittsburgh - Le'Veon Bell up the middle.
San Diego - Philip Rivers sneak, spontaneously combusts after he scores.
San Francisco - Colin Kaepernick scrambles after play action.
St. Louis - Tavon Austin dive.
Tampa - Missed field goal.
Tennessee - Kneel down.
Washington - False start.