Alan Burge,
Houston Texans Examiner
CHOKE!!!!!!!!
Texans let Henry take over game, lose 28-24
The following is a recorded press conference with Houston Texans' head coach, Gary Kubiak, after the game. Because Matt10 is having template issues, this will be the reporting style until a resolution is found.
Please note that expletives are replaced with the word "eff" or "bs".
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Reporter1: Coach, was there anything you could say to the guys at in the locker room after this disappointing loss?
Kubiak: What could I say? Everyone knew I was going to rip into them, what in the eff could I have said. This is absolute bs.
R1: Maybe tell them it's going to be okay - we played well against a good team?
Kubiak: Are you serious? Did you not watch the game, son? I'm not going to answer anymore of your questions, let alone take your advice.
Reporter2: So Coach, in all seriousness - what happened? You had the game in your hands, where was the double coverage on Henry - who was an obvious threat?
Kubiak: You want to do my job, son? I know who their threat was,okay? You don't have to tell me that. This was simply a game of missed opportunities. I think its disgusting to think that we were THIS close to winning the effing game.
R2: Is it possible when Colt David missed that 48-yarder just wide, did that ruin the momentum/spirits of the team?
Kubiak: I'm not going to say that. But it didn't help.
R2: Coach - what is going to be the focus now? These are back to back close games that we just don't hold on.
Kubiak: Ya think? We are playing really good football, but today...today it was crap. Just utter bull crap. God made a bull one day - let it crap - and out came the Texans.
R2/All: (silence, with mixed murmurring)
Kubiak: Is that all the questions?
R2: Is that your way of telling us you quit, Coach?
Kubiak: Do you effing want me to quit, son? You think you can do this job?
R2: Quite frankly, no. But it's good to see that you're passionate about the effin game again.
Kubiak: Lookie here, son - don't talk to me with that tongue, or I'll eff you up!
I"LL EFF YOU UP!!!!!!!
(.....Kubiak rises out of his chair - glaring at reporter - being held back )
R2: You suck Kubiak! Get out of Houston!
(Kubiak somehow manages to grab a chair...flings it through the room...headed right towards the reporter)
SMACK!!!!!
R2: Ahhhck!!
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