Bobby Eaton
Look: 0. This pains me, but Eaton looked like a jobber. Pale skin, bad bleached blonde mullet, no muscle tone whatsoever...dosen't look remotely dangerous.
Promo: 0. He could be a mute for all I know.
Found a promo!
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Yeah, still a zero. WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT HICK JUST SAY!?
"imma defedn this peoples champion Steve Keirn lemme tell ya somthin against anyone Kamala this belt americas champion Jerry Lawler uh uh uh Jimmy Hart firts family steve keirn handicapped match this guy right here i can beat em all um um lance russell you got that jimmy hart before i defedn this belt against all comers here in memphis better get the messege steve keirn you hear me boy um um uh uh jimmy hart first family and thats all i got to say about that lance russell"
Work: 8. Eaton was really, really fucking good. As solid a pro wrestler as you will ever see. Never had a bad match until he was old. How can you not like watching Bobby Eaton wrestle?