Everton have completed the signing of a 15-year-old alleged wonderkid named George Green from Bradford City - for a whopping £2,000,000.
For a club as skint as your average person on Jobseekers Allowance, this constitutes a big fee and it's an indication of the high regard the Everton scouting network must hold Green in.
If your reaction to this signing is to say "Who?" out loud and shake your head, you´re not alone. It´d take a brave Evertonian to say they'd ever heard of this kid. Indeed, it'd take a brave Bradford City fan to say it too!
But with Everton paying around £350,000 up front, rising to £2,000,000 for a young midfielder labelled the next Gascoigne by those around him, it could be a very good bit of business by Everton.