So my cousin moved into a really nice apartment last week in T.Dot, NBD right?
Well it turns out that a Maple Leaf was also living there, I don't really know who it was, but my mom said the my aunt said it is Kessel, pretty fucking cool.
But that's not even the story, my cousin forgets to lock the door one day and when him and his wife get back, they notice somebody's been into their house, omg. they look around, can't find anybody, so they go to sleep.
Then, two guys jump on them while they are sleeping covered in shaving cream and start to spray stuff at my cousin and his wife, so, like most of us would, my cousin proceeds to smash one of the dudes in the eye.
Turns out, it was MIkhail Grabovski. ROFL, The cops were called and everything was settled and now the doorman keeps telling my cousin that Kessel (or whoever it was that was with Grabovski and lives in the apartment) keeps going to the door to try to apologize but he isn't home.
I can proudly say that my cousin gave a Toronto Make Me Laugh a black eye.