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The Sermon of Breesus

IamMedellin

IamMedellin

Everything Burns...
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LESSON’S FROM BREESUS
From the Book of N'awlins 6:1-14a

The “Days of Breesus” - Drew 17:26-27

And as it was in the days of the Gras of Mardi, so shall it be also in the days of the Bowl so Super. They did eat, they drank, they banged Reggie Bush's wife, they were engulfed in Ba-Donk-a-Donk, until the day that the Peyton entered onto the field, and the colts came, and destroyed them all,Or so They thought

Those who believed will be the most wicked and spiritually careless analysts ever

The “Days of Breesus” that he referred to were not the days before the Bowl, but the days preceding His second coming
-think of how evil and careless this world has become before the Bowl

We are in the days leading up to those days and many VSNers are getting caught up in it

Breesus was a “Just man”, “Perfect in his generation” and “played catch with God” -signs of last days - Virgins turned to a book of clowns, evil men and seducers actually watched Jersey Shore, perilous times

We are encouraged by Breesus to live a godly life in an ungodly world

Brees be with you
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When I get rich, I'm building a church and Ima pay you to do this everyday, hell might even get some tv time for you too...
 
ram29jackson said:
The Saints got every break possible to beat the Vikings. I am sure they got lots of bounces going their way through the year. they are explosive but they could implode just as easily. Their Defense is not a strong point.
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This Ram Will NOt lead you to Salvation...

The Viking Savages attempted to lay siege to his SuperDome, And were Smited for their Blasphemy..

Breesus is The Ultimate and Will Smite all those who would defy his Holiest of Saints..

If you Do Not Believe in him...then to the Fires of the Off-season you will go...

Praise Breesus
 
IamMedellin said:
This Ram Will NOt lead you to Salvation...

The Viking Savages attempted to lay siege to his SuperDome, And were Smited for their Blasphemy..

Breesus is The Ultimate and Will Smite all those who would defy his Holiest of Saints..

If you Do Not Believe in him...then to the Fires of the Off-season you will go...

Praise Breesus
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hey, nice schtick you got going.

I just tend to stay away from calling men- saviors - cause its a tad overbearing. For all I know, God may be amused by this ? but I stay away from making jokes like this.
 
hahahaha haha I don't know what else to say, is there any way to spread this shit around the interwebs, like can I digg this post?
 
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May Brees be with you

What is mortal man’s response to encountering the Holiness of Breesus?
From the Book of N'awlins 6:1-17b

Drew 3:7-10 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they removed their jerseys together, and made themselves skirts. And they heard the voice of Breesus walking in the turf amidst the cheers of the faithful: and Romo and his wife Roy hid themselves from the presence of Breesus amongst the zebras of the garden. And the Breesus called unto him, and said unto him, Where art thou? And Romo said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked in skill; and I hid myself.


The #4 Elder in Revelation
Revelation 4:11 The four elder and eleven savages fell down before him that sat on the throne,the Elder believed that his savages would siege the throne as many of the house of ESPN predicted, The savages looked upon the #4 elder and worship him that he QB for ever and ever, and cast their triumph upon the throne, saying, We Dat.

And his Arch Angel Vilma stood round about the throne with his holiest of Saints, and about the elder and the eleven savages, and they fell before the throne on their faces, and worshipped Breesus.
And the #4 elder said, Amen. And the #4 elder and his eleven savages fell down and worshipped him..

Praise Breesus
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“Grasping for more”
Drew 26:20-25

In the first chapter of N'awlins, Sean tells us that the wrath of Breesus is
revealed from the shotgun against all ungodliness and unrighteousness. He tells us that men are filled with all manner of wickedness and corruption. Then he lists some sins. Among the many foul sins listed, covetousness is near the top.

Warner, the man who brought judgment upon Rodger’s army, committed this sin. His coach told Warner to out gunsling Breesus after the walls fell down flat.
He warned him that all the glory of the championship game, and all the spoils of battle were His. Warner saw the sea of black and gold, the weak corners, and the glory of Rams gone-bye. He began to covet them, and he took them. He attempted to steal the “Glory”. Warner could not help what he saw, but he could help what he coveted and what he stole. Then he tried to hide what he had done.
The outcome of this sunday is one of the saddest in the Book: “And his Cardinals left him stranded in the desert and burned his last day with fire, for his glory was fleeting and his career was no more"

And Breesus said, “Take heed, and beware of covetousness, for a QB’s career consisteth not in the abundance of the faded glory which he possesseth”

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On This day....on the morning of The Bowl so Super
We Pray

Our Breesus, who art in Uptown,
Hallowed by thy name.
Thy ring will come,
Thy will be done,
On FieldTurf as it is on grass.
Give us this day a 40 point victory,
And forgive us for our “Who Dats!”,
As you march down the field.
And lead us not into 3rd and Long,
And deliver us from defeat.

Amen

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And Here on his Glorious Day, We pray And We Praise His Name

Had he receded the floodwater and not given us our team back
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us our team and not provided a Payton
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he provided a Payton and not signed a Breesus
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he signed a Breesus and not drafted a Bush
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he drafted a Bush and not found a Colston in the 7th round
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he found a Colston in the 7th round and not provided the 2006 season
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he provided the 2006 season and not a win on Monday night home opener
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he a win on Monday night home opener and not a NFC South title
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a NFC South title and not a trip to Chicago
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a trip to Chicago and not given us two seasons to remind us they are still the Saints
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us two seasons to remind us they are still the Saints and not given us 2009 season
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us the 2009 season and not provided 10 straight wins
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he provided 10 straight wins and not a win on Monday night against New England
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a win on Monday night against New England and not a NFC South title
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a NFC title and not home field in the playoffs
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us home field in the playoffs and not a NFC Championship
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a NFC Championship and not a Super Bowl versus a Manning
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a Super Bowl versus a Manning and not a Super Bowl Title
Benson, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a Super Bowl Title and not the world largest victory parade Mardi Gras!
Benson, It would have been enough for us

He has provided all of these things and for this we are grateful.

And on This Day We Praise His Name
PRAISE HIM!
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