What's the Last Movie You Watched?

[Houston]

I don't get the ending of Magic Mike.

 

He gave away almost all of his life savings and on top of that quit his job. He was having trouble reaching his dream even with easy stripper money...what's he gonna do now?

Good thing the movie stopped there, seemed like things were going about to go downhill for our hero

 

[wingsfan77]

Hansel and Gretel: Witchunters: 2/5, wasn't terrible but it wasn't good, seemed like a lot of the violence and crass language was shoved into the script so it would be rated R.

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

"Big Money Rustlas", starring Insane Clown Posse, Jason Mewes, Ron Jeremy, & Scott "Razor Ramon" Hall.

I swear i'm not making this up.

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

"Big Money Rustlas", starring Insane Clown Posse, Jason Mewes, Ron Jeremy, & Scott "Razor Ramon" Hall.

I swear i'm not making this up.

Almost forgot.

Co-starring Jimmy "Mouth of the South" Hart, & Bridgett the Midget.

 

[Houston]

When it comes to corny melodramas, it doesn't get much better than this.

 

[SuperKevin]

Monsters University

I loved it

 

[Buzzman]

When it comes to corny melodramas, it doesn't get much better than this.

Bang my head against a wall.

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

"Big Money Rustlas", starring Insane Clown Posse, Jason Mewes, Ron Jeremy, & Scott "Razor Ramon" Hall.

I swear i'm not making this up.

You just got around to seeing this shit?

Sherrif Sugar Wolf and Big Baby Chips tickle your pickle?

Don't be afraid to check out Big Money Hustlas, too. Equi-bad.

 

[Houston]

Half-way through Die Hard.


Does it get good or does Bruce Willis climb around like Laura Craft for the rest of the movie? Getting close to turning it off.

 

[Palooza]

Half-way through Die Hard.


Does it get good or does Bruce Willis climb around like Laura Craft for the rest of the movie? Getting close to turning it off.

1. It's Lara Croft.

2. Pretty sure she's from the mid-90's and Die Hard was made in 1988. Lara Croft climbs around like John McClane.

3. If you don't like Die Hard, you've lost my internet friendship and every kind word I've ever said to help rebuild your reputation around here. I will no long vouch for your character.

 

[Palooza]

Identity Thief - pathetic/10
Oz the Great and Powerful - so. boring/10
Mama - the Kingslayer came nowhere close to saving this/10
21 & Over - bastardization of the sex-comedy genre/10
Wish You Were Here - seriously, Teresa Palmer was barely even in this, WTF/10
Now You See Me - so. fucking. dumb/10
Rapture-Palooza - useless, but Anna Kendrick is fucking adorable/10
The Iceman - Michael Shannon is good as always, Chris Evans brings some much needed variety to a bland tale, otherwise, classic mob bullshit, true story or not/10
Sightseers - odd/10
Dead Man Down - generic/10
Jack the Giant Slayer - overdone, but entertaining enough/10
The Purge - more Lena Heady plz/10
Fast & Furious 6 - It's no Fast Five, but it's pretty fucking good/10
Man of Steel - had many-a flaws but I was extremely entertained and engaged/10
This is the End - best comedic theater experience since Pineapple Express/10

 

[Houston]

1. It's Lara Croft.

2. Pretty sure she's from the mid-90's and Die Hard was made in 1988. Lara Croft climbs around like John McClane.

3. If you don't like Die Hard, you've lost my internet friendship and every kind word I've ever said to help rebuild your reputation around here. I will no long vouch for your character.

Don't get me wrong, I did enjoy some parts. Like when the terrorist have John caught but he makes them laugh(somehow) and then shoots them both in the head while they're distracted. Very satisfying climax.

 

[Palooza]

not enough emo teenagers, manic pixie dream girls, or anime ayjinz for you boy?

 

[Houston]

not enough emo teenagers, manic pixie dream girls, or anime ayjinz for you boy?

No, that's not it.

But while we're on the subject there are plenty of movies with two and arguably even three of what you mentioned that are better than Die Hard. Spirited Away for example.

 

[Swarley]

White House Down - Decently enjoyable. Not good by any means, but I didn't hate it. Olympus Has Fallen was quite a bit better though. There were some ideas in this movie that I liked, but either didn't think got enough attention or they just strayed from too much at times. Also worth noting that I enjoy bad action movies lol. If you're not an action junky, you'd be better off skipping it in favor of Olympus Has Fallen.

 

[Buzzman]

I thought both were bad but Olympus Has Fallen was one of the biggest piles of shit this year.

 

[Swarley]

I thought both were bad but Olympus Has Fallen was one of the biggest piles of shit this year.

I didn't think it was anything noteworthy, but I enjoyed that one. :dunno:

 

[Buzzman]

My biggest problem was that the film took such a serious approach to the story that it came off as laughably bad instead of laughable fun.

 

[Swarley]

My biggest problem was that the film took such a serious approach to the story that it came off as laughably bad instead of laughable fun.

Ok, I can understand that. That seemed to be one of the bigger differences between the two. White House Down definitely had quite a few not so serious moments.

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

If you are a man, and couldn't appreciate Olympus Has Fallen for what it was...you suck and take yourself too seriously.

The fact that it was serious, is what made it "laughable fun"...if you go into a movie like that all tongue-in-cheek and making corny quotables like Jamie Foxx does in White House Down, it'll just make it corny.

Olympus Has Fallen is a "dad" movie to the max.