In Your House 4: Great White North
Winnipeg, MB
October 22, 1995
-I have to admit that I'm amused by the video cover before I even start. The show takes place in Winnipeg, gets a suitable sub-title, and they use American and Great Britain flags on the cover. Nice.
-we kick off a pay per view out of Winnipeg with some “up-and-coming” Canadian singer doing a shite job of the Canadian national anthem. Great start. She must not have come up very far, because I don't believe I've ever heard of her before.
-the commentary is once again McMahon (fuck you again), Jerry Lawler, and Jim Ross. Tolerable, I suppose.
-we get an explanation from Gorilla Monsoon that HBK is unable to defend the Intercontinental championship, so he will be forced to forfeit it to Dean Douglas, who then has to defend it. Interesting. This was due to Michaels getting his shit kicked in by a bunch of guys outside a bar.
-the first match on the card is Fatu (who is apparently a funky colorful Samoan dancing machine) and Hunter Hearst Helmsley. I have a feeling one of these two is going to catch on... but I'm just not certain which. The future Mr. Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is undefeated in the WWF and he remains that way after a decent match. It feels like a slightly-longer TV match but that seems to be a running theme for the In Your House pay per views.
-Lawler goes ringside after the match to interview Helmsley. “The King” is apparently taking some hyperbole lessons from Mike Tenay, as he proclaims the match “the greatest thing he's ever seen”. One of the Godwinn's attempts to sneak up to slop Trips, but Hunter jobs to no one, not even the pig slop pale.
-the WWF tag team belts are on the line next, as the champions The Smoking Guns face the combination of Razor Ramon and the 1-2-3 Kid. Apparently the relationship problems between those two on the last IYH pay per view have been resolved. Or maybe not. Decent match leads to a Razor's Edge that should mean the match is over, but Kid wants in, so he gets tagged, goes for the pin, and gets reversed. Kid is pissed and ends up attacking both Billy and Bart, then seemingly wanting to steal the belts. “The Bad Guy” does not approve of such evil acts. Seems The Kid is turning to the dark side...
-at some point through these viewings, before I reach that beautiful point where Vinnie Mac no longer does commentary on the PPVs, I should keep track of how many times during one show that Vince Fucking McMahon proclaims a near fall to be a full three count then declares himself wrong. Unfortunately, I am lazy and counting seems like a lot of work. Over under is 20 and I'm taking the over.
-the return of Marty Jannetty! The debut of Goldust! We have a classic match, folks! Well, it wasn't Jannetty's first match back but its still a “moment”. Goldust is in full force, though the pseud-homesexual elements don't seem to be there as much they later will be. The match is watchable before Goldust takes the win.
-okay, so I make a point of not looking at the cards ahead of time if I can avoid it. The next match is a perfect example of why. Crocker spoiled it for me, and the prospect of watching a “match” between Yokozuna and King Mabel is a little soul-crushing to consider. Don't get me wrong – I actually like Yoko's work from his world champion period in the E, as he was one of the better huge, round workers I can think of. But by 1995, its not the same Yokozuna as he's bigger, more limited, and his limitations are part of why his tag match with Owen works. Mabel, so far as I can recall, never had a good period, under any of the various names he worked under. Thus, the prospect of watching the two of them work a match of any length is a painful consideration. I suppose I could just skip it but that seems... dishonest. I expect an abomination and what the fuck am I going to have to say about it? I don't get paid enough for this. Or anything at all, for that matter. But since I'm not actually properly reviewing the matches and don't really have to write anything of real substance, I suppose I can just watch this horror-show and ramble on with a bunch of text, saying whatever about anything, and it probably seem like I had a lot to say about this particular match when I pretty much said nothing at all. Oh, and two very large men engaged in a form of combat for several minutes in an fashion lacking in entertainment value, nobody wins (figuratively and literally), God killed a kitten, etc etc.
-after that horror-show of a match, we got a non-match. Shawn Michaels can't compete so he has to vacate the Intercontinental title, with Dean Douglas being awarded it as he was apparently scheduled to face HBK. They take their time with it but its very effective at putting over the IC title and how much it means to HBK. Simple but smart booking. Douglas celebrates like he legitimately won the title, which generates some heel heat. Again, simple yet effective. After HBK leaves the scene, Razor comes out and we actually get a match for the Intercontinental belt. After a pretty good match, Razor wins in somewhat controversial fashion as both men were down on the mat when the pinfall was counted.
-we get a small angle before the main event, with Bret Hart coming out to a good pop (its in Canada, after all) and chasing Lawler away, then taking his spot in the commentary booth. Then Dox Hendrix tries to interview Diesel as he's on his way out for the match
-the main event is Diesel putting the WWF World Heavyweight championship on the line against The British Bulldog. Even knowing that Davey Boy Smith is better in the ring at this point than Sycho Sid, I'm not expecting a great deal out of this match. Yet I end up enjoying it. The challenger controls much of the action and spends a ton of time working on the legs of the champion. Its relatively slow and not as power-based as you might expect, but it makes for a decent match. There is no decisive finish as Bulldog goads Bret Hart into getting involved, which leads to brawling between Hart and Diesel. Which makes sense, as The Hitman is scheduled to face the WWF champion at Survivor Series. They really sell the brawl, bringing down a mess of people to try to break them up.
-I end up feeling this pay per view is quite similar to the previous one. Its a solid enough show overall. The one low point is a shitty match but its short and really no worse than you would expect out of those two. Everything else up the semi main and main event feel like longer TV matches but none are poor. The last two matches are both good, with Diesel and Bulldog particularly surprising me. That said, neither are really oustanding either. The main event is not really better than the tag team main event of In Your House 3. I feel like I should be watch one or two “major” WWF pay per views from this period but from what I can recall of SS '95 and such, these IYH shows definitely fit exactly what they were intended to be as “secondary” pay per views.
Results
Hunter Hearst Helmsley d. Fatu
The Smokings Guns © d. 1-2-3 Kid & Razor – WWF World Tag Team championships
Goldust d. Marty Jannetty
Yokozuna & King Mabel draw
Dean Douglas d. Shawn Michaels by forfeit – WWF Intercontinetnal championship
Razor Ramon d. Dean Douglas © - WWF Intercontinental championship
The British Bulldog d. Diesel © by Disqualification – WWF World Heavyweight championship
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